about an hour ago i took my dogs outside to go to the bathroom. while waiting for them to do their deeds, i enjoyed a nice fart

i just went back out and despite a steady breeze, the fart had lingered.

conclusion: my farts are capable of penetrating the fabric of space itself

4/6/2011 8:36:51 PM

:|

4/6/2011 8:37:48 PM

or maybe the fart went round the world and came back to the same place by the time you went out again?

conclusion: special 25,000 mph winds carry your farts around the world.

4/6/2011 8:38:56 PM

^ if this is the case, then it was also a potentially radioactive fart - even more amazing

4/6/2011 8:45:50 PM

sorry to disrupt your awesome idea of farts penetrating fabric of space/time itself, but i farted from a few houses down

4/6/2011 8:49:26 PM

NANS

4/6/2011 8:49:50 PM

bees

4/6/2011 8:53:41 PM

4/6/2011 8:56:46 PM

Could your upper lip just smell like fart?

4/6/2011 8:56:59 PM

maybe the fart went back in time and then... ah fuck it, let's get high.

4/6/2011 9:16:17 PM

bumblebees

4/6/2011 9:17:32 PM

ibtmagnets

4/6/2011 10:36:22 PM

in b4 scientists

4/6/2011 10:38:31 PM

4/6/2011 10:40:19 PM

Quote :

"in b4 scientists"

The main ingredient of a human fart is methane gas (CH4). Since there is O2 (oxygen) and CO2 (carbon dioxide) in the air..oxygen loves interacting with hydrogen and vice versa.

4/6/2011 11:06:21 PM

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Quote :

"things that defy the known laws of nature"

4/6/2011 11:07:05 PM

Quote :

"The main ingredient of a human fart is methane gas (CH4). Since there is O2 (oxygen) and CO2 (carbon dioxide) in the air..oxygen loves interacting with hydrogen and vice versa. "

so that's why they are called wet farts...

[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 12:33 AM. Reason : ahhh]

4/7/2011 12:33:21 AM