4/7/2011 6:15:55 PM

This is so fucking hilarious

4/7/2011 6:16:57 PM

yeah i am on the floor laughing as i type this

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4/7/2011 6:24:18 PM

That isn't a cardigan. Those aren't skinny jeans. Those Nikes aren't hip. Who the fuck wears white socks with cuffed jeans?

Fail.

4/7/2011 7:27:57 PM

you can't roll skinny jeans because they're so tight getting them doubled over is impossible

also, low tops? come on.

on top of all that, there's a misplaced apostrophe

4/7/2011 7:29:41 PM

well, this thread brought out the hipster apologists in a hurry.

4/7/2011 7:31:28 PM

i just want my hipster parodies to be well-crafted

this shit is like calling someone a juggalo because they have purple highlights and relaxed fit levi's

4/7/2011 7:32:52 PM

That's sort of like saying someone who criticizes Gallagher must be a watermelon

4/7/2011 7:46:15 PM

4/7/2011 7:46:41 PM

that'd be racist enough for him

anyway, GET IT RIGHT OR PAY THE PRICE

4/7/2011 7:49:51 PM

What is a 92' Gulf War Bazooka?

4/7/2011 7:52:17 PM

Clearly it has a 92-foot range don't y'all know anything about hipster ordinance

4/7/2011 7:56:31 PM

Are you ironically using "ordinance" in place of "ordnance"?

Touche, sir.

4/7/2011 8:02:52 PM

there are a number of hipster ordinances relating to proper use of apostrophe

and proper use of apostrophes

this photo violates all of them

4/7/2011 8:25:36 PM

Quote :

"Those aren't skinny jeans."

Yeah ask Ronny about skinny jeans....And then ask him about muffin top.

4/7/2011 8:30:30 PM

lulz, yes, please ask me.

I'll tell you all about how skinny jeans are silly and how most people don't know how to dress themselves or what properly fitting clothes are.

I can't tell if stategrad100's post was asking for clothing advice or attempting to clown on me. Since it would be a pretty weak attempt at the latter, I'll assume it was the former.

4/7/2011 8:53:51 PM

hot tramp i love you so

4/7/2011 9:02:06 PM

[Edited on April 7, 2011 at 9:06 PM. Reason : felt bad]

4/7/2011 9:02:28 PM

Quote :

"properly fitting clothes"

thank you. Its not my fault i'm not 100lbs overweight and wear huge pants and shirts to hide that. I wear clothes that fit. IM skinny not my clothes. lol enjoy your diabetes

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4/7/2011 9:06:50 PM

wow, someone actually caught that. well played, Mr. Joshua, well played.

4/8/2011 7:54:56 AM