and told you to fuck her and bust in her pussy or she dies

would you impregnate her?

if you knew this sort of situation might happen in the future, what kind of plan would you work out with your mom to avoid having to fuck her and avoid her dying, say that somehow it were inevitable you both would be taken hostage

4/8/2011 9:32:36 PM

lol

4/8/2011 9:33:09 PM

kill yourself

4/8/2011 9:37:58 PM

assuming that you went ahead with it and the captors were honest men, and after you came in her they just left no harm done


do you think it would create a strain in your relationship with your mother and father

4/8/2011 9:39:40 PM

This is a hell of an elaborate scenario to cope with a possible Oedipus complex. Just sayin'

4/8/2011 9:40:57 PM

no

my mom had a hysterectomy

4/8/2011 9:41:12 PM

what if they also told you that you cant just dive in you gotta get it wet first

4/8/2011 9:42:15 PM

please see a doctor

4/8/2011 9:43:05 PM

It's not incredibly unimaginable

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqNjeEONoDU






[Edited on April 8, 2011 at 9:53 PM. Reason : ]

4/8/2011 9:46:08 PM

boyz will be boyz

4/8/2011 9:50:35 PM

no

4/8/2011 9:52:22 PM

if my mom were ramona flowers.... i'd hit it without a gun to her head.

[Edited on April 8, 2011 at 9:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/8/2011 9:52:54 PM

If you say no, do you die too?

4/8/2011 10:17:33 PM

Nope just madukes

4/8/2011 10:18:58 PM

Perpetrators of these crimes deserve to meet the Boondock Saints.

[Edited on April 8, 2011 at 10:25 PM. Reason : ]

4/8/2011 10:19:38 PM

I don't think I could impregnate her by scissoring...

4/8/2011 10:26:09 PM

If they're only going to kill my mom, I'd decline. because, ultimately, I'd prolly jump off a bridge if I did my mom at gunpoint...

I mean, my mom would probanly die for me, all altruistic and shit.

4/8/2011 10:29:06 PM

meh, fuck your mom and get on with your life

4/9/2011 1:39:36 AM

^no one will be shocked to hear that

4/9/2011 2:01:16 AM

is the gun loaded

4/9/2011 2:02:53 AM

no, my mom is ugly

[Edited on April 9, 2011 at 2:06 AM. Reason : wait, there should be other reasons too, right? fuck!]

4/9/2011 2:06:13 AM

Respectable answer puck

4/9/2011 3:51:23 AM

yawn. call me when there's a gun-wielding man intent on forcing me to suck my father's dick to coitus and then we'll talk

4/9/2011 9:38:03 AM

4/9/2011 9:39:55 AM

I think you need to slide a mercury thermometer in your ass or penis and brake it off inside of you.

4/9/2011 10:09:46 AM

Quote :

" please see a doctor"

4/9/2011 10:22:02 AM

Quote :

"bonerjamz 04 All American 1498 Posts user info edit post yawn. call me when there's a gun-wielding man intent on forcing me to suck my father's dick to coitus and then we'll talk 4/9/2011 9:38:03 AM "

Pause yourself.

4/9/2011 2:30:10 PM

shoot the person.

4/9/2011 4:52:39 PM

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/9/2011 4:53:47 PM

Quote :

"please see a doctor"

4/9/2011 6:18:45 PM

BigHitSunday if you want me to fuck your mom just go ahead and ask - these scenarios just waste both your time and mine

4/9/2011 6:33:00 PM

But, seriously, this sort of thing has been studied, right?

Don't be people typically do what they're told when somebody has a gun?

Like, you size up the odds of getting a hold of the gun or physically overtaking your attacker, and if success is unlikely, you just do whatever they say to do.

4/9/2011 7:26:36 PM

Mr. Garrison Sr.: Would you have sex with your son to save his life?
Man at bar 1: Oh, this is one of them scruples questions ain't it?
Man at bar 2: No, no I got a better one: Would you have sex with your motherto save your father's life?
Man at bar 1: You mean like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said if you don't have sex with her, I'll kill him?
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat and said "have sex with your mother or I'm gonna kill your father while having sex with you, I would have sex with myself.

4/9/2011 11:34:29 PM

Motherfuckers up ITT

4/10/2011 8:53:12 AM

AHA, OEP can't handle it.

4/12/2011 12:50:21 AM

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4/12/2011 1:17:10 AM

the plane takes off

4/12/2011 1:17:37 AM

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4/12/2011 1:22:37 AM

i'd shoot the fucker that had a gun pointed to my mothers head.

End of story.


But for the fun of it, I was already inside her once... What's one more time if it saves her life, amirite?

4/12/2011 2:29:52 AM

This situation assumes where too much.

I can't perform under pressure, let alone at gun-point and towards my mother.

Limp response in many ways, yes.

4/12/2011 4:06:56 AM

Quote :

"I would have sex with myself."

4/12/2011 5:26:55 AM

What if you couldn't get hard enough to fuck you mother? What if you were just banging her for hours and hours but couldn't bust up inside her? What would you captors do then?

4/12/2011 6:47:31 AM

hands up who knows what menopause is

4/12/2011 7:21:30 AM

Does that make the puss dry?

Will the captor allow you to use lube?

What if your mother got wet naturally?

4/12/2011 7:24:36 AM

she would die...it would be impossible for me to grow wood

4/12/2011 11:52:11 AM

Before the hostage takers would ever get to propose this deal to me, they would both die from head shots from my marine brother-in-law who happened to be visiting as well.

4/12/2011 11:58:49 AM

before your brother has time to head shoot them, your brother will be dead from a headshot wound by the hostage taker's cousin, who is also a marine.

[Edited on April 12, 2011 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/12/2011 1:28:52 PM

That doesn't even make any sense. I don't have a brother.

[Edited on April 12, 2011 at 1:29 PM. Reason : .]

4/12/2011 1:29:34 PM

You lie, you die.

4/12/2011 1:36:31 PM

my mother would die. wouldn't even have to think about it. they'd ask, and i'd say no immediately.

4/12/2011 1:52:46 PM