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AstralAdvent
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Lack of prayer

This has been an astraladvent presentation

4/9/2011 1:22:23 PM

Chance
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Do you type out that sig every time?

4/9/2011 1:28:33 PM

EMCE
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I would say that it's like you're not even trying anymore, AstralAdvent

but, I can't remember a time where you ever put any thought/effort into your posts. D-.

4/9/2011 1:30:47 PM

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guilt from inaction

4/9/2011 1:31:36 PM

A Tanzarian
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Why should anyone feel guilty? It's all part of God's plan, right?

4/9/2011 1:32:45 PM

AstralAdvent
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Ding ding ding

That's the other one

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4/9/2011 1:32:51 PM

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Quote :
"but, I can't remember a time where you ever put any thought/effort into your posts. D-."

4/9/2011 1:37:22 PM

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Quote :
"but, I can't remember a time where you ever put any thought/effort into your posts. D-."

4/9/2011 1:41:25 PM

AstralAdvent
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clearly you two have been praying for an improvement in my posts

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4/9/2011 2:14:56 PM

mawle427
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It burns down bars and causes entire congregations to lose faith in an attempt to not have to take responsibility for their prayers' consequences. Also, hilarity.

http://www.clarkecountydemocrat.com/news/2009-10-29/Editorial/Texas_beer_joint_sues_church.html

[Edited on April 9, 2011 at 2:33 PM. Reason : ehe]

4/9/2011 2:32:56 PM

A Tanzarian
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hahaha

4/9/2011 2:47:12 PM

AstralAdvent
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^^holy shit that is fucking hilarious

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4/9/2011 3:09:18 PM

McDanger
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probably solves anxiety of all sorts

but you don't need to be religious to partake in prayerlike rituals so lol

4/9/2011 3:23:48 PM

AstralAdvent
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yeah wait i am retarded prayer is the ultimate placebo, even if god was real but just ignored your prayers

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4/9/2011 3:25:38 PM

McDanger
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i mean sitting alone in the park for a while or something like that can easily replace prayer

angry atheists are mostly people who haven't discovered that fact yet

4/9/2011 3:26:12 PM

AstralAdvent
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I try not to worry about anything, problems usually sort themselves out with or without my action.

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4/9/2011 3:27:53 PM

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impotence?

4/9/2011 3:43:33 PM

AstralAdvent
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i think it usually goes

1) Impotence
2) Using the lord name in vein
3) erection

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[Edited on April 9, 2011 at 3:46 PM. Reason : lol]

4/9/2011 3:45:08 PM

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