Today I had a customer that had the FEAR of silverware. She HAD to use plastic utensils. I was like WTF.


Weird motherfucking girl, man.

4/10/2011 11:44:53 PM

I think this thread is going to lead to some parodies

4/10/2011 11:45:57 PM

you don't need silverware to eat pizza.

oh, wait...

4/10/2011 11:46:09 PM

ahahahahahaha

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/10/2011 11:47:02 PM

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"you don't need silverware to eat pizza."

I swear to god it makes it taste 1000 times better

4/10/2011 11:47:41 PM

Some people don't like to pick it up.

4/10/2011 11:48:06 PM

4/10/2011 11:48:54 PM

the better thing is when he takes that bitch to a pickle factory. LOLs were had by all

4/10/2011 11:49:19 PM

ibt stupid queers thread

4/10/2011 11:50:22 PM

^ FUCK YOU!

I had it all written up before I saw that. Then I posted it after you posted that! GOD DAMMIT!

4/10/2011 11:55:24 PM

4/10/2011 11:56:28 PM

I didn't know so many people used forks and knives on pizza until I started.



Apparently people can't wait for the pizza to cool down before eating it.

4/10/2011 11:57:49 PM

That makes no sense, unless people are picking your pizza up by the cheese.

My ability to pick up hot pizza doesn't hinder my ability to eat it, however, my ability to not want to spit out the seering cheese on the hand does...

4/11/2011 12:18:27 AM

i swear to god i looked for this and didnt see it

4/11/2011 12:26:11 AM

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"I think this thread is going to lead to some parodies"

I guess I either called this, or people saw this and subconsciously (or consciously) decided they needed to start some parodies

4/11/2011 12:26:44 AM

It was all conscious for me man.

4/11/2011 12:29:49 AM