Efficient


or


Awkward

?

4/18/2011 10:13:35 PM

Doesn't matter. Just keep your slow ass out of my way.

4/18/2011 10:14:12 PM

It's how I stay skinny.

4/18/2011 10:15:50 PM

yes

4/18/2011 10:16:35 PM

are we talkin'

"pissed, and running late"

quick pinched asscheek bathroom shuffle

or normal asian walk (think back to on campus, especially around talley) ?

[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 10:17 PM. Reason : ,]

4/18/2011 10:16:54 PM

All I ask is that you walk faster.

[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 10:20 PM. Reason : .]

4/18/2011 10:19:31 PM

^^^^^

4/18/2011 10:19:56 PM

There's slow walkers, normal, FUCKING HUMAN walkers, and fast walkers.

Fast walkers are annoying as fuck. I have a friend who walks super fucking fast, so when we're with a group of people we're just walking normal and talking to each other and he's a block away, and thinks there's nothing wrong with basically playing scout all day.

THAT'S RIGHT Exelmans.

[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason : f]

4/18/2011 10:22:27 PM

according to science, fast walkers live longer:

http://jama.ama-assn.org/content/305/1/50.abstract?sid=e47aa832-b151-4f3a-a594-de553fce9d2f

4/18/2011 10:24:21 PM

According to science

Fast walkers have a big chance of looking like a goober

4/18/2011 11:14:10 PM

You know what I hate?

Slow walkers, people who use the elevator to get to the 3rd or 4th floor, and people who don't climb the escalator steps. Basically, fat people. Oh, and Samoans. I fuckin' hate Samoans.

4/18/2011 11:22:54 PM

You know what I hate?

Slow walkers, people who use the elevator to get to the 3rd or 4th floor, and people who don't climb the escalator steps. Basically, fat people black people at the mall.

4/18/2011 11:26:27 PM

You know what I hate? Black people at the mall. Basically, black people.

[Edited on April 18, 2011 at 11:31 PM. Reason : f]

4/18/2011 11:31:06 PM

shit's 'bout to get racist.

4/18/2011 11:33:58 PM

Something about the human mind that wants to associate speed with colors. Maybe that's why racecars are all colored differently.

4/18/2011 11:35:15 PM

white people are pretty fast in water

4/18/2011 11:37:17 PM

but not in whole foods. buncha white people slow walking around and gawking at organic food.

4/18/2011 11:38:36 PM

Slow, 4-wide and right in the middle of the isle

But as annoying as they are my mood is balanced by the hilarity in watching all the angry white people bunched up behind them huffing and snorting and scooting around at the earliest opportunity in a burst of speed such as to say "I'll show you, knuckledragger!"

Black people are annoying, white people are goofy, dooop doooop doooop dooop

4/18/2011 11:39:17 PM

I've heard that black people dislike speed, in the same way that white people dislike noise

all the evidence I have ever seen supports this

4/19/2011 12:19:45 AM

Efficient...I am also tall so just naturally walk faster then all of you slowpokes

4/19/2011 6:40:02 AM

oooh listen to Ms. Leggy McLegsfordays over here

4/19/2011 6:44:13 AM

Quote :

"Slow, 4-wide and right in the middle of the isle"

Ha. That's my experience. The slow walker nearly always has a slow walking companion that idles right up beside them... but it only takes two to block an isle when you have the physique of Grimace to work with.

4/19/2011 7:51:13 AM

I'm a fast walker. Slow walkers/waddlers who are constantly in the way aggravate me.

4/19/2011 8:10:27 AM

^You and I should just walk around with cow catchers.

4/19/2011 8:24:49 AM

i, too, am a fast walker...


ESPECIALLY if i'm pissed off

4/19/2011 8:28:31 AM

Quote :

"Doesn't matter. Just keep your slow ass out of my way."

i went for a "walk" around the lake and was passing some joggers.

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 8:30 AM. Reason : runners is unrealistic to say]

4/19/2011 8:29:56 AM

I usually see slow walkers in smaller insignificant cities such as raleigh.

Here in DC, most people walk faster. Same with NYC.

4/19/2011 8:31:01 AM

i think the slowest walkers i've ever seen are the ones at stores like costco, BJs, and sam's club

4/19/2011 8:36:16 AM

the slowest walkers i encounter are african american females walking in groups

ibt"that'sracist"gif

4/19/2011 8:39:21 AM

The slowest walkers I have ever encountered was a pack of crippled african american girls in BJ's which was later turned into a sams/costco

4/19/2011 8:42:15 AM

the slowest walkers i've ever seen are usually black females (of any age) exiting malls, grocery stores, anywhere i have to stop my car and wait for them to pass, etc...

4/19/2011 8:46:48 AM

ITT we prove stereotypes are true.

4/19/2011 8:56:32 AM

Quote :

"Slow walkers, people who use the elevator to get to the 3rd or 4th floor, and people who don't climb the escalator steps. Basically, fat people. Oh, and Samoans. I fuckin' hate Samoans."

truth.

i don't think i walk fast, but i find myself consciously having to slow down my pace as to not get ahead of my friends.

4/19/2011 8:58:09 AM

if my friends can't keep up they're no friends of mine

4/19/2011 8:59:58 AM

do you also dance if you want to?

4/19/2011 9:01:11 AM

nah, i'm a tall white boy. i don't need the extra attention at my failed attempts at rhythm

4/19/2011 9:02:01 AM

some days I am walking too fast, and some too slow. I guess I just can't be normal

4/19/2011 9:05:07 AM

Quote :

"nah, i'm a tall white boy. i don't need the extra attention at my failed attempts at rhythm"

Might have missed a decent reference there...

4/19/2011 9:08:24 AM

slowest walkers = black people in malls

4/19/2011 9:16:09 AM

^ they are tied with people who are too fat to walk and instead waddle from side to side

4/19/2011 9:18:04 AM

I have to walk fast. Otherwise I can't keep up. Damn being short.

4/19/2011 9:21:39 AM

black people at the mall also take up the ENTIRE walkway. Whatever they are talking about is probably so important that they all have to listen and contribute at the same time.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/19/2011 9:23:58 AM

^^^i think of this and mentally play this song every time i see a waddler

4/19/2011 9:27:48 AM

Speed walking is far more preferable than the "I'm extremely cool limp". I hate getting stuck behind one of these uninjured limpers. That fucking shit pisses me off.

4/19/2011 9:30:03 AM

Quote :

"Might have missed a decent reference there..."

i didn't miss the men with hats reference

4/19/2011 9:30:07 AM

Quote :

"^^^i think of this and mentally play this song every time i see a waddler"

hahahahah

one of my coworkers is an extreme waddler. today is gonna be hard

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 9:34 AM. Reason : .]

4/19/2011 9:33:17 AM

i walk fast...i think its efficient...people think its awkward

4/19/2011 9:52:19 AM

so i almost got killed on 440 a few minutes ago by some black guy that flew into my lane out of nowhere, almost running me into the median...locked up my rear wheel and got all squirly and barely missed kissing the rear of his car

but the best part is that he proceeded to slam on his brakes and do 55 in the fast lane right next to a loaded truck that was justifiably going the same speed. i immediately thought of this thread and couldn't wait to come post about it

4/19/2011 10:09:45 AM

are people walking on 440?


cause this thread's about walking. also, you almost die and the first thing you can think of is "better go poast about it on the brentroads.net"? sounds pretty gay to me

4/19/2011 10:11:50 AM

Set em up.

4/19/2011 10:14:12 AM