here be a shoutout to all the birds, reptiles, monotremes, fish, amphibians, insects, arachnids, mollusks, and crustaceans that are oviparous.

4/19/2011 1:40:25 PM

holy fuck is that a spider?

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 1:44 PM. Reason : on the trash can]

4/19/2011 1:44:01 PM

it is a coconut crab.

Quote :

"Teaching Baby Crab To Walk Father Crab was delighted that he had a baby, and hoped that his son would be the most correct and proper crab. Later, however, he was grieved to see Baby Crab sidling along instead of walking straight. “My son,” he said, “always remember that you should walk straight forward.” But despite all the lessons and talk of his father, Baby Crab persisted in walking sideways. For many, many days the two might be seen at the bottom of the stream, and each day Father crab put more and more energy into teaching his son to walk straight. At last the little fellow became discouraged and saddened and said, “Father, just walk straight yourself, and show me how it is done.” The father crab started proudly along the sand at the bottom of the stream, but though he tried hard to walk straight, he had been so accustomed to walking at a slant that nature was too strong for him, and he went sideways. The little crab cried out with glee, “If that is all that you want, I can walk like that too, Father,” and ever since, the baby crab has grown up walking sideways, which shows how much stronger were his father’s actions than his words."

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 1:48 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2011 1:46:56 PM

k

4/19/2011 1:48:47 PM

Is this just a thread for people with an extensive vocabulary?

4/19/2011 3:25:04 PM

coconut crabs live in coconuts and will kill you on a whim

4/19/2011 3:26:54 PM

you forgot

4/19/2011 3:31:03 PM

Is that Kurt Cobain?

Is that a fucking bear?

4/19/2011 3:40:21 PM

4/19/2011 4:50:28 PM

4/19/2011 5:53:06 PM

Don't mind me, I'm just bumping this thread because someone will open it, and have to look extra careful to make sure they didn't miss an egg among the colorful pictures.

4/19/2011 5:53:38 PM

hell yeah that hummingbird just got me an egg

4/19/2011 5:53:48 PM

I thought this was going to be about:

4/19/2011 5:58:47 PM

I miss Raleigh because you can be a gapped-tooth goofy dude and still get a vag surplus and lord knows I need the help.

/thread


^ ^ ^ ^ if you were a bumblebee and ever thought you may be one to shit yourself, that would be the appropriate time

[Edited on April 19, 2011 at 6:02 PM. Reason : ]

4/19/2011 6:00:11 PM

fuck this thread is not about drunk montrealers

4/19/2011 6:01:59 PM

4/19/2011 9:55:50 PM

omg i want that teeny tiny baby turtle

4/19/2011 9:56:56 PM

4/19/2011 10:29:11 PM

4/19/2011 10:40:41 PM

4/19/2011 10:42:54 PM

this thread is great. thanks for brightening up my night.

4/19/2011 10:50:18 PM

just like dexter

4/19/2011 11:05:51 PM

i think some eggs have been laid in this thread

4/19/2011 11:19:13 PM

these are baby barn owls

4/19/2011 11:22:55 PM

pretty sure these guys are ovoviviparious

4/19/2011 11:27:11 PM

green jay brings the cute bird pics

4/19/2011 11:32:50 PM

yeah, that first hummingbird is so foxy, look at his tailfeathers

4/19/2011 11:39:57 PM

4/19/2011 11:55:55 PM

I'm still waiting for the oviparody.

4/19/2011 11:59:34 PM

don't click bruh



biggest and smallest extant bird eggs

4/20/2011 1:27:04 AM

4/20/2011 1:52:42 AM