HOOPS MALONE Suspended 2258 Posts user info edit post |
so i have a business idea. theyre banning "unhealthy" stuff from schools and all things like candy, meat, and all.
does anyone live across from a school? i have a big opportunity and idea for you. 4/22/2011 12:06:18 PM
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kiljadn All American 44691 Posts user info edit post |
you could sell the kids candy and we start jumping and then along with it go "ooooooooooooo" and get louder like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" and then switch to "PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOO PACK! PACK! PACK! PACK! OOOOOOOOOOOO! POWER PACK! POWER PACK! BACK THE PACK!" and then play a loud rockin rap song or somethin. i think it would get things crazy. 4/22/2011 12:10:33 PM
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HOOPS MALONE Suspended 2258 Posts user info edit post |
the plan is like this:
-at lunch, set up a grill and start cookin hamburgers across from the school -youll be able to smell that grill smell all over and the kids will come to buy that food -the schools and government will come after me, but i'm on private property and they cant stop that -they will either have to admit a failure and lose credibility (i want to end goverment schools) or BAN PRIVATE CITIZENS from doing this and there will be backlash 4/22/2011 12:14:05 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Schools generally don't let the students leave the premises... 4/22/2011 12:18:23 PM
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Crede All American 7339 Posts user info edit post |
Possible flaw: A grown ass man is growing food in his yard across from his school in an effort to lure under-aged children to his premises. 4/22/2011 12:20:59 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
alter your plan to involve hot dogs, then go buy one of those hot dog launchers to shoot across the street
or just tape up the hamburgers in the wrapper really tight, then throw the burgers across the street
you gotta figure out how to get their money though, maybe set up a monthly contract where they buy from you every day to a certain date, you can hash out the deals before/after school
[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 12:22 PM. Reason : ] 4/22/2011 12:21:00 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
And accept IOUs as a form of payment. 4/22/2011 12:22:42 PM
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Crede All American 7339 Posts user info edit post |

I'm on board with the hot-dog-launching-to-schoolchildren idea. I think it's a great concept. It's got passion and lends itself to repeat customers.
4/22/2011 12:23:24 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
could always go underground w/ it and deal out your food to runners that make their way into the school 4/22/2011 12:24:33 PM
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Doc Rambo IV All American 7202 Posts user info edit post |
Hotdog mules that smuggle the dogs in their... 4/22/2011 12:25:20 PM
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Crede All American 7339 Posts user info edit post |
+ 
4/22/2011 12:26:57 PM
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TerdFerguson All American 6603 Posts user info edit post |
Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside) They were in a dream I had about high school the other night. 4/22/2011 12:31:55 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside)" |
you don't say 4/22/2011 12:33:15 PM
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TerdFerguson All American 6603 Posts user info edit post |
hey, fuck you guy 4/22/2011 12:34:08 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
dont call me guy friend 4/22/2011 12:34:33 PM
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HOOPS MALONE Suspended 2258 Posts user info edit post |
i think its a good innovative busness idea and it also makes a showdown with the government schools. i hope i can break them. if they say im invading their private space then its not a PUBLIC space, and they are hypocrites and theyll then have to end government controll. 4/22/2011 1:05:16 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
School premises aren't public... 4/22/2011 1:06:57 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
I know what you are talking about. The rectangle taco salad bowl things. 4/22/2011 1:07:29 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
They won't say anything to you. Fast food restaurants open across from schools ALL THE TIME.
It's not an issue because they don't let kids leave school. 4/22/2011 1:08:36 PM
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HOOPS MALONE Suspended 2258 Posts user info edit post |
but this will bring confrontation. thats what is needed to create an incident to get focus on government control of things and how it hurts busness and freedom. 4/22/2011 1:16:39 PM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
parents should think about how they would've liked it if they were banned from eating candy, etc. in school cafeterias when they were kids
if this does not change their minds, then they are fucking faggots
I swear, American culture makes me sick sometimes 4/22/2011 1:50:17 PM
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wolfpackgrrr All American 39759 Posts user info edit post |
Kids aren't allowed to have fun in school anymore, didn't you know? 4/22/2011 1:54:24 PM
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JeffreyBSG All American 10165 Posts user info edit post |
I gathered that parents, etc. were cracking down on fun, but was not aware that it had been curtailed to this degree
'tis sad...school sucked badly enough in my day...I hate to think of what it's like now  4/22/2011 1:58:17 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "Did anyone else get those tacos at the cafeteria where the shell looked like rectangular boats ?(and the meat and cheese and lettuce went in the inside) They were in a dream I had about high school the other night." |
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Fhqwhgads Fuckwads SS '15 20681 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | " A grown ass man is growing food in his yard across from his school in an effort to lure under-aged children to his premises." |
LOL 4/22/2011 3:11:56 PM
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TreeTwista10 minisoldr 148852 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "the schools and government will come after me, but i'm on private property and they cant stop that" |
I assume you would have the proper state, city and county permits and licenses to operate a restaurant in your yard?
i wonder what the county health inspector would think of your idea] 4/22/2011 3:16:28 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "parents should think about how they would've liked it if they were banned from eating candy, etc. in school cafeterias when they were kids" |
Kids are irrational and they don't know what's best for them.
If the parents want their children to eat candy and shit, then they can send it with them to school.
It's like the concept of a lunch box is foreign to you people. 4/22/2011 3:31:59 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
the other day i saw a kid pull out of his lunchbox: grapes, crackers with that little cup of cheese to spread on it with that red stick (yall know what i'm talking about), yogurt, a baggie of chocolate chips to put in the yogurt, & a baggie of hershey kisses. 4/22/2011 3:34:54 PM
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merbig Suspended 13178 Posts user info edit post |
^ That's not too bad.
I'm always down for some grapes! Were they red grapes, because those are the best. 4/22/2011 3:36:07 PM
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jataylor All American 6652 Posts user info edit post |
this future generation cannot miss out on square pizza! 4/22/2011 3:51:19 PM
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bonerjamz 04 All American 3217 Posts user info edit post |
HOOPS MALONE plans to put his meat in kids' mouths itt 4/22/2011 4:12:26 PM
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HCH All American 3895 Posts user info edit post |
I like the idea. But before you get too deep into the details, you should create a good advertising plan. Thats the most critical thing. 4/22/2011 4:28:43 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
put cut-out coupons in the school newspaper 4/22/2011 4:40:54 PM
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Talage All American 5126 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "If the parents want their children to eat candy and shit, then they can send it with them to school." |
There was one school recently in the news that banned this as well. Shit is really getting out of hand. 4/22/2011 4:41:40 PM
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hey now Indianapolis Jones 14979 Posts user info edit post |
Cut the principal in for at least 20% of the profits. You get the principal, YOU GET THE KIDS. 4/22/2011 4:42:40 PM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
Meg said:
Quote : | "crackers with that little cup of cheese to spread on it with that red stick (yall know what i'm talking about)" |
those are called HANDI-SNACKS you CAVEMAN 4/22/2011 4:42:46 PM
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punchmonk Double Entendre 22300 Posts user info edit post |
hahahaha
[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 4:45 PM. Reason : HOOPS MALONE one of my favorite posters] 4/22/2011 4:44:13 PM
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dweedle All American 77386 Posts user info edit post |
the peanut butter spread >> cheese spread 4/22/2011 4:44:42 PM
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walkmanfades All American 3139 Posts user info edit post |
alias clues ITT 4/22/2011 4:45:38 PM
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kiljadn All American 44691 Posts user info edit post |

hey FroshKiller
remember when we used to put images in threads using HTML so we could supply alt tags that said funny things
for this image, I would have put
alt='Bitch betta getcho mind right' 4/22/2011 4:47:24 PM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
oh man i still be doin' that 4/22/2011 4:48:31 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "this future generation cannot miss out on square pizza!" |
square pizza with the stuffed crust is my jam! 4/22/2011 4:51:22 PM
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kiljadn All American 44691 Posts user info edit post |
I would but I ain't got premie doe  4/22/2011 4:51:36 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
i never really liked school pizza until my junior year of high school when i started going to a kind of ghetto school. everyone put ranch dressing on the pizza and somehow that made it taste good. 4/22/2011 4:52:31 PM
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FroshKiller All American 51922 Posts user info edit post |
please
define "ghetto" school 4/22/2011 4:55:07 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
"impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged"
[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ] 4/22/2011 5:05:48 PM
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marko Tom Joad 72861 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "everyone put ranch dressing on the pizza and somehow that made it taste good." |
ranch was the chipotle of the 90's 4/22/2011 5:10:34 PM
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AndyMac All American 31924 Posts user info edit post |
Quote : | "square pizza with the stuffed crust is my jam!" |
Your square school pizza had crust? Ours was just a massive sheet-pan of "pizza" that got cut into rectangles after baking.
When I was in high school you could get all the fries you wanted, so people would hide extra pieces of pizza under a big mound of fries.
And obviously we would get plenty of ranch dressing to dip our pizza in. 4/22/2011 5:27:19 PM
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Crede All American 7339 Posts user info edit post |
^^^^cary, but not cary hs 4/22/2011 5:27:59 PM
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Meg All American 6759 Posts user info edit post |
my non-ghetto high school had triangle slices. that pizza pie was a circle, like real pizza should be.
the food also cost less money because 80% of the school population wasn't f&r.
[Edited on April 22, 2011 at 5:32 PM. Reason : ] 4/22/2011 5:30:29 PM
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