Would you give him some nice holiday head?

Dude has been dead for a long time (presumably).

And if he preferred men, how do you think the gay community would use it to their advantage?

4/24/2011 9:33:20 AM

0/10

4/24/2011 9:38:41 AM

This thread is lame. Then again, it's merbig, I should've guessed.

4/24/2011 9:44:08 AM

If I saw Jesus today I'd know that it wasn't the "real" Jesus.

4/24/2011 10:00:39 AM

Jesus/God are just as real as the Easter Bunny.

4/24/2011 10:08:59 AM

Jesus/God are just as real as a good diet soda.

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 10:11 AM. Reason : S]

4/24/2011 10:10:53 AM

I'd probably shake his hand and take him out to a nice dinner or something.

4/24/2011 10:12:49 AM

^^Diet Sierra Mist ain't half bad...

4/24/2011 11:15:00 AM

zombie penis is so not attractive

4/24/2011 11:23:20 AM

I think I'd probably kill Jesus if I ran across him son.

4/24/2011 11:39:16 AM

how humorous

4/24/2011 11:41:34 AM

another winner of a thread by merbig

4/24/2011 11:44:57 AM

^^ You would dirty up your knife? THE HORROR!

4/24/2011 11:45:29 AM

I don't use knives for killing.

4/24/2011 11:45:53 AM

Oh. You use guns.

HOW TUFF!

4/24/2011 11:54:15 AM

merbig is terrible

4/24/2011 12:22:39 PM

4/24/2011 12:28:55 PM

ITT, merbig punches his ticket to hell

4/24/2011 12:31:52 PM

4/24/2011 1:47:52 PM

even blackjesus is better than merbig

4/24/2011 1:53:17 PM

^ Get off my nutz

4/24/2011 1:55:08 PM

lol you started this shit motherfucker

I didn't do shit and all of a sudden you start acting psycho


I DO WHAT I WANT BITCH

4/24/2011 1:55:55 PM

when are merbig's posting privelages being revoked?

seriously i dont think i can take much more of his shitty posting.

4/24/2011 1:58:14 PM

HAHA and game continues.

4/24/2011 1:59:12 PM

merbig's posts are SO bad

his mama sat on a rainbow and made skittles

4/24/2011 2:01:33 PM

huh huh huh h....

You SO bad you make me cry.

4/24/2011 2:08:52 PM

can't wait to see your bitch ass crying

4/24/2011 2:09:48 PM

Why does this thread have so many comments?

4/24/2011 2:14:16 PM

its a merbig thread

4/24/2011 2:16:47 PM

I'd probably beg for His forgiveness for all the stuff I've done and then spend the rest of eternity thanking Him for everything that He did to reconcile me to the Creator of the Universe.

"lol God's not real" in 3...2....1....

4/24/2011 2:17:49 PM

The Universe is still expanding so I take it "GOD" is still at work 14 billion light years away?

4/24/2011 2:19:07 PM

but he has the day off. No grass cutting for him, today.

4/24/2011 3:48:51 PM

Jesus spotted digging up my weeds:

4/24/2011 3:57:44 PM

Quote :

"when are merbig's posting privelages being revoked? seriously i dont think i can take much more of his shitty posting."

You clicked, you posted. Fuck off and die you worthless sack of shit.

4/24/2011 4:12:38 PM

Quote :

"Dude has been dead for a long time (presumably)."

silly rabbit. don't you know the story of his glorious resurrection?

4/24/2011 4:18:27 PM

Don't you know you're gullible.

4/24/2011 4:19:53 PM

you better pray for your soul, buddy!

4/24/2011 4:28:52 PM

Nobody liked Jesus while he was alive the first time.

4/24/2011 4:28:58 PM

well, 12 11 people ostensibly did

4/24/2011 4:32:23 PM

And they all died before a book called the bible was written about him.


In fact the bible was written 100 years after his death.


It's like me writing about my great grandfather and telling a story that people would be interested in, whether it's true or not, it wouldn't matter. It's impossible to prove either way.

4/24/2011 4:51:02 PM

well, depends on what you mean by "was written." IIRC, the Bible, itself, wasn't compiled into all of its books until hundreds of years later. But the actual gospels and shit were all written within 30 years

4/24/2011 4:55:05 PM

lies

4/24/2011 4:59:56 PM

yeah, looks like the Gospel of John was written maybe 70 years later. the rest seem to be 30-40yrs

4/24/2011 5:03:59 PM

Jesus is in my heart everyday

4/24/2011 5:10:47 PM

Quote :

"you better pray for your soul, buddy!"

Your imaginary friend will save me?

4/24/2011 5:14:04 PM

Grown ups with imaginary friends.

4/24/2011 10:19:33 PM