"Let me ask you this: ..."

4/24/2011 8:43:42 PM

"Can I ask you a question?"

4/24/2011 8:45:16 PM

"Take it to the next level" ....

4/24/2011 9:01:28 PM

"I was wondering..."

4/24/2011 9:05:09 PM

to the OP:

Quote :

"can he kick MY ass?"

4/24/2011 9:05:42 PM

"phrases that get on your nerves"

4/24/2011 9:09:48 PM

"I said all that to say this..."

4/24/2011 9:11:45 PM

^^I should have taken the under on 8.5 posts before that one appeared.

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:13 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2011 9:12:45 PM

"I could care less."

4/24/2011 9:13:26 PM

I always stop and think before I say that one because when I hear people say it most times I think they mean "they couldn't care less"

quite frankly, I could care less

4/24/2011 9:15:01 PM

"I loves me some"
"I'm all about some"
"Well, yes and no…"
"As per usual"
"I wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemy"

4/24/2011 9:15:21 PM

"i should of known"

4/24/2011 9:15:34 PM

"It is what it is"

says NOTHING in five words

EDIT: Also, any question or sentence that starts with "Hey, guy..." I just don't like when anybody refers to me as "guy." I don't like "boss," "chief," or "hoss" either, but "guy" is my least favorite.

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:18 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2011 9:16:26 PM

Quote :

""Let me ask you this: ...""

yup yup

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:21 PM. Reason : SHOULD OF KNOWN]

4/24/2011 9:20:55 PM

"No offense, but..."

4/24/2011 9:21:39 PM

"Is Hillsburl in here?"

4/24/2011 9:22:03 PM

"I could care less."

4/24/2011 9:22:30 PM

I'm not your guy, buddy

4/24/2011 9:22:37 PM

"Aint worth your time"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

4/24/2011 9:23:11 PM

"I'm about to...."


variation: "Imma bout ta"

4/24/2011 9:24:30 PM

AH A HA HA

4/24/2011 9:27:00 PM

"It is what it is"

"Break a Leg"

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 9:44 PM. Reason : ]

4/24/2011 9:42:32 PM

Not so much a phrase, but the word "random" is overused it just annoys me...

4/24/2011 10:07:46 PM

"no"

4/24/2011 10:13:44 PM

"Its not you, Its me"

4/24/2011 10:15:20 PM

"It's just one of those things."

4/24/2011 10:53:28 PM

"no means no"

4/24/2011 10:54:33 PM

"Praise the lord"
"Bless you"


[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 10:55 PM. Reason : .]

4/24/2011 10:55:05 PM

"To make a long story short..." usually said after saying the long story but withholding the ending making the story significant.

OR

"What I mean to say is..."

4/24/2011 11:24:21 PM

cheap rhymes, e.g. "back the pack".

4/24/2011 11:27:37 PM

"my MOM/DAD always gets/uses/does/..." as they're telling you how they want to do something, as in where they go to get their car inspected or what laundry detergent to get

4/24/2011 11:27:43 PM

When people insert mad into a sentence unnecessarily, like mad hard or mad fun etc etc

Shit is like nails on a chalkboard

[Edited on April 24, 2011 at 11:46 PM. Reason : Clearer ]

4/24/2011 11:45:07 PM

"Lord willing and the creek don't rise"

4/24/2011 11:49:45 PM

Quote :

"Shit is like mad nails on a mad chalkboard"

FTFY.

4/24/2011 11:58:39 PM

Mad

4/25/2011 12:01:08 AM

"I love you"


Loljk

No phrase really grinds my gears.

4/25/2011 12:31:59 AM

"Why don't you have a seat right over here..."

4/25/2011 12:32:55 AM

When people say A.S.A.P. like its a priority.

4/25/2011 12:37:25 AM

"I'm lovin' it"

4/25/2011 12:40:03 AM

Quote :

""Why don't you have a seat right over here...""

lol...I'm watching To Catch A Predator right now...

4/25/2011 12:46:16 AM

"You are the man." - A coworker overuses this phrase as a replacement for "Thank you."
"He's a pistol." - Same coworker will inevitably use this phrase at some point when talking about his grandson to anyone who will listen.

4/25/2011 9:06:55 AM

I saw everything is "the funniest X ever" so much i get on my own nerves

4/25/2011 9:08:43 AM

"I haven't seen you in a minute..."

4/25/2011 9:12:01 AM

Honestly i hate words shortend in sorrositute style

for example

VOM

and Vaycay

seriously makes me go from to in a split second.

4/25/2011 9:16:53 AM

my wife really hates it when i say "be that as it may"

Quote :

"Let me ask you this:"

whenever i hear this, i expect it to be followed by

Have you ever made love on a couch?

or

Have you ever made love on the back seat of a car?
I remember one time I made love on the back seat of a car
And the police came and shined his light on me, and I said:

I'm strokin', that's what I'm doin', I be strokin'
I stroke it to the east
And I stroke it to the west
And I stroke it to the woman that I love the best
I be strokin'

[Edited on April 25, 2011 at 9:20 AM. Reason : clarence carter]

4/25/2011 9:18:13 AM

"With all due respect"

4/25/2011 9:30:09 AM

It annoys me when people say, "I literally blah blah blah..." and they didn't actually do that. Ugh.

4/25/2011 9:52:16 AM

^^its in the Geneva conventions. You can say anything you want as long as you put "with all due respect" in front of it.

[Edited on April 25, 2011 at 10:26 AM. Reason : carat]

4/25/2011 10:26:31 AM

I can't go for that

4/25/2011 10:28:22 AM

I get a kick out of people who say, "Question" prior to asking you something. I love interrupting them with, "What exactly is a panty-raider?"

You know, from "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man."

4/25/2011 10:29:18 AM