(There's really no one in this office, just like 3 people)

I'm like... I'll have one but could you take the rest back home after the day is out.

She's like, I'll just leave them here.

I say, I'll probably just throw them away then.

She says she'll take them home, but gives me guff...

...

IBF willpower idiot

I want the love from the ladies with the NO YOU FUCKING TAKE THE MOTHERFUCKING CAKE HOME... love hearing those conversations.

4/25/2011 2:30:23 PM

dick move, man.

4/25/2011 2:39:18 PM

you should just show her how big you used to be

4/25/2011 2:39:31 PM

for real

she's ridiculously skinny, she doesn't get it

4/25/2011 2:41:30 PM

I do this to make my co workers fat.

hahhaa no jk but If I have a craving and buy something like this i'll have a slice or piece and then bring the rest of work otherwise if it sits at home i'll eat it. I work with a bunch of other people so no worries there.

4/25/2011 2:47:51 PM

man last night i made this bangin strawberry pie with pretzel crust and jello and cream cheese and shit

i aint bringing that shit into no offfice ill tell you that

4/25/2011 2:48:58 PM

I have a co-worker who says she decided to tell people she was on a diet whenever presented with office goodies. Apparently she was getting crazy passive hate vibes from the older, fatter women in her department.

4/25/2011 3:04:32 PM

oh the emotional minefield women have to go through

guys are just fucking rude

*thumbsup

4/25/2011 3:21:37 PM

Quote :

"man last night i made this bangin strawberry pie with pretzel crust and jello and cream cheese and shit "

you had me until the shit part. i don't want no strawberry shit pie.

4/25/2011 4:53:01 PM