When ever someone is taking a shit is about the time I walk into the bathroom. Sometimes the odor just makes me want to walk right out. But is that considered rude?

Also. I have a shy bladder. What is the best way to combat that? If someone walks in I will seize up like an engine without oil. Then I feel rushed and it just spirals down hill into a death hole of urinal despair.

4/26/2011 12:47:58 PM

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"I have a shy bladder. What is the best way to combat that?"

start by switching from panties to boxer shorts or something that a man would wear.

4/26/2011 12:48:51 PM

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4/26/2011 12:49:00 PM

Don't stalk the bathroom, people will notive you constantly darting into the bathroom right after they leave

4/26/2011 12:50:21 PM

I thought the 'walk-in, wash hands, quickly leave' was the socially preferred action in that scenario.

4/26/2011 1:02:39 PM

^^^^THANKS!

^^^ I suppose the bladder deal could have gone in there, but I typically only run into the problem with people I know. But the office bathroom advice doesnt really fit, hence this thread.

^^ excellent. So should I wait like 5 minutes? The problem with the office bathroom is that everyone can see me walk right out.

^ I've done that. It's just a little strange when they finish and walk out while I'm washing my hands, especially when I need to also shit.

[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 1:06 PM. Reason : .]

4/26/2011 1:02:58 PM

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"Sometimes the odor just makes me want to walk right out. But is that considered rude?"

That's when you pull the "I just came in to wash my hands" maneuver. Of course the person on the toilet knows full well that you used a hand washing to cover up the fact that you just wanted to bail.

[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 1:05 PM. Reason : -]

4/26/2011 1:04:04 PM

Don't take a dump in the company ink.

4/26/2011 1:07:06 PM

who do you think is more embarassed? you or the one taking a dump and causing the paint to peel?

4/26/2011 1:09:38 PM

1) walk in
2) say DAMN!
3) immediately exit (employing a cough or choking sound and slamming the door if desired)
5) profit

ensure his shame is at such a level the incident will never be discussed

4/26/2011 1:10:45 PM

Walk in and turn off the lights.

That'll show 'em not to shit in your territory.

4/26/2011 1:15:18 PM

recite the multiplication tables when you are trying to piss...it takes your mind off the job and allows it to happen of itself

often have I stood in front of a urinal whispering "two times two is four, two times three is six...."

4/26/2011 1:29:55 PM

Upset by unpleasant smells?
Worried about seeming rude?
SHY BLADDER?







[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 2:10 PM. Reason : s]

4/26/2011 2:09:37 PM

I always use the one in the back that is specifically for taking shits.

4/26/2011 2:38:18 PM

http://www.bestdiyvideos.info/how-to-pull-off-the-office-bathroom-prank/

First fill all the stalls up with fake legs and shoes very early in the morning, that way you know the bathroom will be pretty much all yours until you decide to remove the legs and shoes

4/26/2011 2:49:02 PM

To feed your shy bladder some gook buffet for lunch.

4/26/2011 3:28:27 PM

I, too, have a shy bladder. Thinking about something other than the dude holding his cock 1ft away usually helps.

4/26/2011 3:37:17 PM

there is nothing better than going to take a shit and sitting down on a warm seat

4/26/2011 4:46:39 PM

I don't think it's rude at all to just turn right around and close the door. (keep in mind that I'm in the Navy where comments about someone's stinky poop are easily accepted in the "Office")

4/26/2011 4:50:45 PM

you only turn around if there's already two dudes in the stall

4/26/2011 4:53:57 PM

i only have a shy bladder if:

a) i'm sober
b) and at a large sporting venue where there are approximately 100+ dudes in the same bathroom

also at work, when someone is shitting, the proper etiquette is to yell "god damn that shit stinks!"

4/26/2011 5:08:50 PM

when you're urinating at the RBC center IN A STALL, don't look to the right or left, the reflection off of the tile is exactly positioned to see the other guy's junk in the stall next to you through the little 1" gap between the stall and the wall. its scary

4/26/2011 6:02:29 PM

^^ Unfortunately I have to be sober at work.

And there is unfortunately only one stall.

How do you keep from not laughing when someone is taking an unbelievably loud shit?

4/26/2011 6:23:26 PM

^^And just how do you know this? COCKLOOKER.

As far as shitting etiquette goes...at the office, I don't care how bad your shit stinks. I give you kudos for making it damn near unbearable for other folks. Right outta high school, I drove a garbage truck for a couple of months (worked for friends of my parents...they owned the company). There's nothing that repulses me anymore. Well, maybe except for some particularly nasty pussy one night...

If you feel comfortable to let your ass explode while other folks are in there, even better. Hell, I do. Half the folks I work with do too...

Why get all uptight over pissing next to somebody. Hell, they glance over at my shriveled up pecker, that's their problem. I ain't fucking them anyway so why should they care. I used to use the sink all the time at East Village way back when they only had one shitter and one urinal and the line was out the door and down the hall.

^If their ass is exploding, I'm over in the corner dying laughing. Shittin's supposed to be fun and funny.

[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 6:25 PM. Reason : cocklookers]

4/26/2011 6:24:18 PM

the proper etiquette is to yell "god damn" then walk

4/26/2011 6:25:31 PM

I prefer to cock up my leg, let a saucy fart rip and yell, "hurry the fuck up, asshole. Got a damn turd touchin' my britches!"

4/26/2011 6:27:15 PM

give them a ric flair "wooooooo" but a little more like god damn than i'm the man

4/26/2011 6:27:29 PM

damn it. someone walked into the bathroom today and did the turn-around-run-out maneuver.

granted I was in the stall...but I'm a chick so that's just the way it is. nor had I bombed the toilet so why did they run??

is this a sign they wanted the place to themselves? was I occupying 'their' stall??

4/28/2011 1:43:35 AM

^Probably wanted the privacy. They don't want anyone else around because they'd get embarrassed knowing someone else was hearing all their toilet noises.

4/28/2011 7:49:59 AM

I find it hard to not laugh when someone at work is taking a loud shit. The loud farting, the plop as the turd hits the water, hilarious.

4/28/2011 7:54:18 AM

^^yeah, i figured. the problem is that in our building this just really isn't possible. Four stories, 2 stalls, lots of waiting. i feel like if you work here you've just got to accept that everyone knows your business....at the beginning i tried this method of running out, but the problem would always be that even when you initially have it to yourself, you can NEVER finish before being walked in on.

4/28/2011 12:55:21 PM