long ass rice

4/26/2011 9:14:13 PM

ass rice...interesting.

4/26/2011 9:14:48 PM

long ass-rice

those are buttworms

4/26/2011 9:15:07 PM

Epic thread is epic.

4/26/2011 9:15:33 PM

FA
FA
FLO
FLY

4/26/2011 9:15:48 PM

I call cakes...big ol' cookies

[Edited on April 26, 2011 at 9:20 PM. Reason : ']

4/26/2011 9:16:22 PM

those are some crispy-ass cookies

4/26/2011 9:17:00 PM

You rang, sir?

4/26/2011 9:19:45 PM

Fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick

Chicken parm? Chicky chicky parm parm

4/26/2011 9:24:31 PM

do you have any alternative identifiers for doughnuts?

4/26/2011 9:25:48 PM

It can be long eggs too

4/26/2011 9:27:16 PM

doughnuts are fat bombs

4/26/2011 9:28:52 PM

i hate when people cosby it up with the "daw"nuts

4/26/2011 9:31:01 PM

sandwiches are sammies, sandouzles, or adam sandlers

4/26/2011 9:32:05 PM

Sanalad, salwich.

4/26/2011 10:03:37 PM

Root beer is super water

4/26/2011 11:50:28 PM

WHY IS AGRICULTURE SUCH A JOKE TO YOU PEOPLE

YOU PEOPLE

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WOULD BE WITHOUT AGRICULTURE?

NAKED AND HUNGRY!!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!! T H I N K A B O U T I T

4/26/2011 11:51:54 PM

I love to share a nice ap and a tray-tray, but I'm not one for zerts.

4/26/2011 11:54:45 PM

forks are food rakes

4/27/2011 12:01:54 AM

Tortillas are bean blankets...

4/27/2011 12:31:42 AM

popped pimples are salty sour cream

4/27/2011 12:34:47 AM

I call eggs pre-birds or future birds

4/27/2011 12:34:53 AM

How enormous must a bird sperm be? Think about it people.

4/27/2011 12:35:21 AM

air conditioners are cool blasterz with a "z"

4/27/2011 12:41:45 AM

http://tomhaverfoods.com/

4/27/2011 12:56:09 AM

4/27/2011 7:08:19 AM

^^holy crap thats awesome

4/27/2011 1:51:20 PM

^^^hahahaha

4/27/2011 3:06:04 PM

I woke up this morning and had a nice tall glass of cereal sauce.
As I grabbed a scoop-a-loop of my lil' lifepreservers, I pondered what would curb my munchies after my toke because I'm all out of stank rings.
Fuck it, I'll just put some bear drool on my butter boat and call it a day.

4/27/2011 4:59:23 PM