I just got this in an e-mail.

Six Truths in Life





1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck .































































2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.





















3. And discover #1 is a lie.

















4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.


















5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.











6. There is still a stupid smile on your face ...

4/27/2011 9:53:33 PM

7. your thread will fail.

4/27/2011 9:54:10 PM

I have a feeling you read every stupid email sent your way

4/27/2011 9:54:38 PM

I'm generally against plaguing TWW with email forwards...

4/27/2011 9:55:15 PM

^^^Probably ^^No

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 9:56 PM. Reason : .]

4/27/2011 9:55:43 PM

anyone that has tried to catch snowflakes on their tongue knew this was going to be stupid

4/27/2011 9:55:47 PM

This kind of shit gets you unfriended on facebook, blocked on gmail and should get you terminated on TWW.

4/27/2011 9:56:23 PM

youre a mod, make it so

4/27/2011 9:57:13 PM

if you don't automatically know the true limitations of your tongue without physically reenacting every hypothetical situation proposed then
1) you don't know your own body very well
2) this is sad

4/27/2011 9:59:02 PM

oh my god fuck this guy

lock, suspend, terminate

4/27/2011 10:14:32 PM

Quote :

"oh my god fuck this guy lock, suspend, terminate"

4/27/2011 10:27:43 PM

1) Negroes have the highest AIDS rate
2) Negroes have the highest incarceration rate
3) Negroes have the lowest average IQ
4) Negroes have the highest unemployment rate
5) Negroes have the shortest life expectancy
6) Negroes make the best fried chicken

4/27/2011 10:29:38 PM

^ You sir are a dumb redneck cracker statistic /thread

4/27/2011 10:32:05 PM

whites make the best friend chicken

4/27/2011 10:32:35 PM

well, i mean it's hard to prove who really has the best fried chicken but i know a black preacher whose wife's chicken is pretty damn good

[Edited on April 27, 2011 at 10:53 PM. Reason : &c]

4/27/2011 10:36:26 PM

I read this lying on my back. I didnt test, it was obvious it was flawed.

4/28/2011 1:44:52 AM

Quote :

"CHICKEN BONE EARRINGS"

4/28/2011 1:45:57 AM

i think the stupid smile on the Big4Country's face is called asperger syndrome.

4/28/2011 4:43:51 AM

send this to 5 more people or you don't love jesus

4/28/2011 5:33:47 AM

where is the collage of girls you don't know?

4/28/2011 5:48:33 AM

he has a point

4/28/2011 6:34:12 AM