Since I made the thread, I suppose I must answer the question...I'm probably at something like 100:1.

4/28/2011 10:09:38 PM

That's a tough question.

I purposefully don't have sex because I don't want to get bored of it. I can get it relatively easy, but I suppose I would say 50:1

4/28/2011 10:11:38 PM

I was around 50-1, but then I got married and it jumped to 100-1.

4/28/2011 10:11:57 PM

Well, let's see....

365 days in a year
average about 3 wankit sessions a day
probably have sex about once a quarter


fuck

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 10:13 PM. Reason : where's LunaK when I need her?]

4/28/2011 10:12:54 PM

like 1:57

4/28/2011 10:16:56 PM

Bro, I can't divide by zero.

4/28/2011 10:26:48 PM

thread win by HCH

4/28/2011 10:27:23 PM

^ ^ I, too, have a calculator that says "Undefined"

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 10:28 PM. Reason : ]

4/28/2011 10:28:00 PM

0:0

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4/28/2011 10:31:26 PM

Most females will be >>> 1 and males <<<<<<<<< 1

4/28/2011 10:32:29 PM

^haha [no]

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4/28/2011 10:35:11 PM

I think women masturbate a whole lot more than we'll ever know.

I also think they fart and shit a whole lot more than we'll ever know too. Greatest lies ever told.

4/28/2011 10:35:16 PM

^only sluts don't masturbate

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4/28/2011 10:36:46 PM

1:2

4/28/2011 10:37:38 PM

Jesus... like almost infinite...

4/28/2011 10:49:25 PM

10:1

4/28/2011 10:51:30 PM

What counts as sex?

4/28/2011 10:55:39 PM

I'm 32.

I probably started jerking it around 12, so that's 20 years ago. I probably tickle the pickle about once a day, although there are days that I've walked the dog more than once, as well as days where I didn't get around to it. The latter two situations are probably around equal, so let's assume an average of once a day for 20 years.

That's 7300 times.

I had one gf that got it on the regular that I dated for 3 years. I'd say conservatively we averaged 3 times a week, mostly front loaded (ehehe) in the relationship-- let's make it 450 to get a nice round number. Similarly the wife gave it up a lot more prior to marriage, and now it's a once per fiscal quarter deal over the course of med school/residency. Hard to say, but let's say over the last 10 years we're probably somewhere around 300-400 times, but we'll err on the low side for this exercise.

throw in another 50 (again probably on the low side) for other shorter-term gfs and random hookups.

totaled up, that's approximately 800 gutsmashing sessions.

7300:800 or 9:1, which is a much lower ratio than I would have ever guessed.


[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 11:01 PM. Reason : .]

4/28/2011 10:57:55 PM

^whats your diarrhea to regular poo to piss ratio?

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4/28/2011 10:59:22 PM

infinity

4/28/2011 10:59:57 PM

^^

calculating that requires partial derivatives, which i've forgotten how to do.

4/28/2011 11:01:09 PM

Hahah god damn I'm dying after reading your post BD.

Will have to calculate out my ratio

[Edited on April 28, 2011 at 11:04 PM. Reason : YOu upped your gutsmashing number by more than double... You short yourself just a little bit ehh?]

4/28/2011 11:01:54 PM

^^haha i think that is wittiest possible answer but i would need to do complex... oh fuck it

800 is totally twice 500

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4/28/2011 11:05:29 PM

438:1

4/28/2011 11:11:25 PM

Quote :

"YOu upped your gutsmashing number by more than double... You short yourself just a little bit ehh?"

haha, somehow my awesome math skills got me from 3x/week for 3 years to be 150 initially. durrrrrr

4/28/2011 11:13:55 PM

Answer: Not good.

4/29/2011 12:06:34 AM

Quote :

"800 is totally twice 500"

hmm. yea not sure what i was thinking when i typed that.


Im prolly pretty close to BobbyDigitals number. plus or minus 1.

so 10:1-8:1

Girlfriends really skew that number more than I thought it would. Take them out and yea

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 12:52 AM. Reason : asodfj]

4/29/2011 12:52:28 AM

Dont lie youve never smushed

4/29/2011 12:59:34 AM

4/29/2011 1:11:55 AM

Way too much : Not nearly enough

4/29/2011 2:13:45 AM

My number was based on 12 years of daily work : 10 sexes.

4/29/2011 2:17:02 AM

I, too, can't divide by zero

4/29/2011 8:20:14 AM

i'm right thee with BD...about 10:1 over my lifetime but currently its about 3:1

4/29/2011 9:16:25 AM

Quote :

"I purposefully don't have sex because I don't want to get bored of it. I can get it relatively easy 1000000:1"

fixed it for you

4/29/2011 9:18:17 AM

Quote :

"I'm 32. I probably started jerking it around 12, so that's 20 years ago. I probably tickle the pickle about once a day, although there are days that I've walked the dog more than once, as well as days where I didn't get around to it. The latter two situations are probably around equal, so let's assume an average of once a day for 20 years. That's 7300 times. I had one gf that got it on the regular that I dated for 3 years. I'd say conservatively we averaged 3 times a week, mostly front loaded (ehehe) in the relationship-- let's make it 450 to get a nice round number. Similarly the wife gave it up a lot more prior to marriage, and now it's a once per fiscal quarter deal over the course of med school/residency. Hard to say, but let's say over the last 10 years we're probably somewhere around 300-400 times, but we'll err on the low side for this exercise. throw in another 50 (again probably on the low side) for other shorter-term gfs and random hookups. totaled up, that's approximately 800 gutsmashing sessions. 7300:800 or 9:1, which is a much lower ratio than I would have ever guessed."

This seems about right...except I'm 27 rather than 32. But I've had about 4 long term girlfriends that let me hit in on the reg and then a string of randoms.

I did do a lot of pipe cleaning my first three years of college when I was girlfriend-less and my first year and a half of law school as well.

4/29/2011 9:21:39 AM

what is the ruling for the times you masturbated in front of your gf/wife?

4/29/2011 9:23:13 AM

(28 years old - 13 age of wank awareness) x 365 days a year x .85 times a day average

/

(3 GFs x 1.25 years average relationship x 52 weeks in a year 1.7 times a week average) + (4 non-gfs x 1.5 times average per non gf)


4654/338

My ratio is about 14:1

[Edited on April 29, 2011 at 9:28 AM. Reason : maths]

4/29/2011 9:25:24 AM

I'm probably going to have to turn in to wilt chamberlain if I ever want to totally level mine out

4/29/2011 3:25:23 PM

Quote :

"Bro, I can't divide by zero."

The ratio is so small it might as well be

4/29/2011 3:28:15 PM

i thought this was about masturbating to the lifetime movie network

4/29/2011 3:45:18 PM

About 1000 to 1.

Been masturbating since I was a little kid, and go years at a time without having sex. I've been celibate for the majority of my life.

4/29/2011 3:49:03 PM

I admire bobby's precision.

4/29/2011 3:49:17 PM

1:1

4/29/2011 3:52:41 PM

roughly 5:1

4/29/2011 4:03:38 PM