4/30/2011 11:01:02 AM

Quote :

"SO FUCKING TRUE"

[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : Any dumbphones out there care to comment on how they pass the time?]

4/30/2011 11:01:55 AM

anything to escape your own thoughts i guess. god forbid you have a little time for a little self reflection.

4/30/2011 11:03:55 AM

I enjoy thinking while sitting in a waft of my stench. Mental clarity ftw.

4/30/2011 11:06:09 AM

How long does it take you people to crap?

4/30/2011 11:20:50 AM

But really it is being able to look shit up and call people out when they're wrong

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4/30/2011 11:21:36 AM

^ I will conduct an experiment in which I vary my diet and determine how long it takes for me to shit with different diets.

Will report later.

4/30/2011 11:23:57 AM

Why does it take guys so long to shit. Y'all act like it is some kind of epic event.

4/30/2011 11:28:44 AM

so we don't have to listen to you

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4/30/2011 11:30:24 AM

OH SNAP!

4/30/2011 11:32:07 AM

Takes anywhere from 1-10 minutes and varies greatly based on a number of factors, including but not limited to:

Time constraints, am I in a hurry or do I have all day?
Diet, did I eat a gut bomb for dinner last night or something a little easier to package?
Preparedness, am I crowning, or just realize the a poo will happen sometime, why not now.

Feel free to expound upon this list, but these are the contributing factors in my day to day pooings.

4/30/2011 11:34:14 AM

Mine used to be like 45 mins to an hour when I was younger...I'd read Hardy Boys or Harry Potter

Nowadays it's probably closer to 15 mins

4/30/2011 11:35:10 AM

Agreed


Posted via the shitter and myerizon smartphone.

4/30/2011 11:35:49 AM

It takes me forever to wipe, even if i wipe the first time and there aint shit there i still have to keep wiping for like 3 minutes. would be gross if i sat down later and started sliding around

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4/30/2011 11:36:10 AM

It's a good time to relax, what can I say

Branden is the king of epic long shits though. Easily would be in there for an hour

4/30/2011 11:36:11 AM

agree 100% with guys taking too long to poop. Will never understand this.

4/30/2011 11:37:21 AM

1. buy a cheap tv
2. rig a coat hanger into a nice antenna
3. place in bathroom
4. profit

4/30/2011 12:03:20 PM

Lol, I would rather relax on the couch, but maybe toilets are more comfortable to you people. Or maybe he is just trying to avoid me.

4/30/2011 12:16:40 PM

Relationships destroyed ITT, or he could have a stool problem. you should probably check his stool first

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4/30/2011 12:26:03 PM

if you can't relax on the toilet, then you're not gonna be able to get anything out

4/30/2011 1:11:39 PM

I was shitting at work when I saw that cyanide and happiness. I usually look at C&H and PA whilst crapping at work.

4/30/2011 1:22:50 PM

Ironically, I was using my laptop in the bathroom looking at C&H and found this comic, and decided to make a thread about the importance of using a smartphone on the shitter while using a laptop on the shitter

4/30/2011 1:24:45 PM

Quote :

"How long does it take you people to crap?"

4/30/2011 1:27:22 PM

Quote :

"Why does it take guys so long to shit. Y'all act like it is some kind of epic event. "

Unlike girls, ... and fags,... we have tight assholes.

4/30/2011 1:40:23 PM

^ and we're so busy taking care of girls we don't have time to sit down twice a day to poo...so those single poops each day ARE epic.

Quote :

" AstralAdvent Suspended 8544 Posts user info edit post It takes me forever to wipe, even if i wipe the first time and there aint shit there i still have to keep wiping for like 3 minutes. would be gross if i sat down later and started sliding around I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message. "

can't tell when he's done lol

[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]

4/30/2011 1:52:26 PM

L2Fiber



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4/30/2011 2:20:25 PM

I bought a tablet for the express purpose of having it in bed/couch and on the crapper

[Edited on April 30, 2011 at 2:23 PM. Reason : ]

4/30/2011 2:23:44 PM

ITS EVEN BETTER FOR TAKING DUMPS AT WORK

4/30/2011 2:24:39 PM