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AstralAdvent
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Step 1) Support afgahnistan invasion
Step 2) Argue against Obama bringing troops home
Step 3) Bitch about all the loss from being there for 10 years for just 1 man

This has been an AstralAdvent presentation

5/2/2011 12:36:27 PM

BigHitSunday
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I'm a repub and I don't identify with step 3

5/2/2011 12:39:53 PM

wwwebsurfer
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If only there was an area where you can climb up on your soap box and piss on everyone who doesn't share you exact same worldview...

5/2/2011 12:40:29 PM

Biofreak70
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Yeah, step 3 is more of a dem stance

5/2/2011 12:41:09 PM

BigHitSunday
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And 1 through 2 are kinda the samepoints

5/2/2011 12:42:26 PM

AstralAdvent
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uhuh

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5/2/2011 12:42:37 PM

TKE-Teg
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Quote :
"If only there was an area where you can climb up on your soap box and piss on everyone who doesn't share you exact same worldview..."


He clearly can't cut it over there...thus he posts it here.

5/2/2011 12:55:20 PM

grimx
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"I'm a repub and I don't identify with step 3"

5/2/2011 1:01:35 PM

McDanger
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1) deny the existence of involuntary unemployment except in cases of government misregulation

5/2/2011 1:06:07 PM

pryderi
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Blame Clinton for 911 and credit Bush for taking out bin Laden

5/2/2011 1:08:38 PM

AstralAdvent
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^^How to be a democrat

1) Major in english
2) work at starbucks

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5/2/2011 1:09:19 PM

Samwise16
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^ lawl

5/2/2011 1:09:50 PM

McDanger
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Quote :
"^^How to be a democrat

1) Major in english
2) work at starbucks"


o_______________________o

5/2/2011 1:18:27 PM

Biofreak70
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5/2/2011 1:20:44 PM

piddlebug
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put your balls on it

5/2/2011 1:23:31 PM

Pikey
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I wear sperrys, like to sail, receive a quarterly Brooks Brothers catalog, and went to ivy league grad school. I don't need some shitty geed to tell me how to be a republican. I'm doing just fine.

5/2/2011 1:23:38 PM

sumfoo1
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Obama brings the funny @ WHCD

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0411/54016.html

5/2/2011 1:23:57 PM

kiljadn
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Step 1) Register as a Republican with your state Board of Elections.
Step 2) Vote for Republican candidates.







Literal post is literal

5/2/2011 1:24:36 PM

egyeyes
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^

5/2/2011 1:24:52 PM

AstralAdvent
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bullshit you don't have to vote republican to be republican..

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5/2/2011 1:25:29 PM

kiljadn
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you motherfuckers would argue with the goddamned ocean

5/2/2011 1:27:56 PM

Pikey
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I booed Jesus for getting his sandals wet when he walked on water.

5/2/2011 1:28:49 PM

schwank
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"Obama brings the funny @ WHCD

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0411/54016.html"


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

pwnt set match

5/2/2011 1:29:22 PM

saps852
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funny bumper sticker I saw yesterday:

I'll keep my guns, freedom and money. you can keep the change.


I like how's guns is the first mentioned

5/2/2011 1:33:33 PM

AstralAdvent
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haha that is hilarious, except your average republican doesn't have freedom or money



inb4 the 10% of republicans who grew up in cary

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5/2/2011 1:35:34 PM

Biofreak70
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I've seen that sticker several times... haha and I thought it was funny that guns was mentioned first as well

5/2/2011 1:35:51 PM

TaterSalad
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" except your average republican doesn't have freedom or money"




Because the government has taken them both?

5/2/2011 1:47:06 PM

sumfoo1
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sad thing is your average republican doesn't want freedom...

not for anyone they don't like at-least

5/2/2011 1:49:44 PM

ALkatraz
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"you motherfuckers would argue with the goddamned ocean"


It's "you would argue with a stop sign."


See what I did there ;D

5/2/2011 2:01:51 PM

McDanger
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"Because the government has taken them both?"


lmao

5/2/2011 2:29:16 PM

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