Shit. Had two fires at work in two days, both of which I was there to witness. The first of which I was like "hey guys, we got a fire, we should probably do something about that." The second fire was actually destructive.

5/5/2011 7:55:06 PM

do you work at a fire station?

5/5/2011 7:56:00 PM

did you start them with your mind?

if so, does doing that give you nosebleeds also?

[Edited on May 5, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : not that... not that i'd know anything about that, or whatever]

5/5/2011 7:56:45 PM

^^ Nope.

^ Quite possibly. I have been stressed the past few days. You may be onto something... Dude I could be like the man version of Matilda.

5/5/2011 7:58:18 PM

admitting you've watched Matilda means you're already the female version of a man

5/5/2011 7:59:10 PM

^ Admitting that you are aware of its existence and that you are in some way familiar of the plot line of Matilda means that you're not comfortable with your sexuality and that in all likelihood you are a closet homosexual.

5/5/2011 8:01:23 PM

do you work at the atrium? are you the dell dude?

5/5/2011 8:17:22 PM

^^^I watched Matilda as a kid

14 years later I realized I was not hetero

you might be on to something here

5/5/2011 8:19:57 PM