http://consumerist.com/2011/05/mcdonalds-to-spend-1-billion-on-remodeling-nothing-on-making-its-burgers-taste-less-like-chewed-card.html

lol @ McDonald's trying to emulate the feel of Apple stores

Quote :

""We're not trying to be Apple," says McDonald's senior director of U.S. restaurant design. "But we can be inspired by them. When you're inside an Apple Store, you almost feel like you're inside an iPad — and you want to stay there. We want people to walk into McDonald's and have the same feeling.""

5/9/2011 2:03:04 PM

didn't they already do this around here?

5/9/2011 2:04:12 PM

They want people to feel like they are inside of an ipad?

Or is he wanting people to feel like they're inside of McDonald's flagship product, the Big Mac?

5/9/2011 2:05:10 PM

I don't want to feel like I'm greasy, salty and full of fat. But I do

5/9/2011 2:06:16 PM

This is about the dumbest goddamn shit ever. I hate the look and feel of most of the newest McDonald's restaurants...to me, it feels like the shallowest attempt at appealing to the masses.

5/9/2011 2:06:25 PM

Quote :

"McDonald's Spending $1 Billion On Redesign, Nothing To Make Burgers Taste Less Like Chewed Cardboard"

The title says it all.

5/9/2011 2:06:59 PM

R.I.P MacDonald

5/9/2011 2:08:03 PM

My cat farted the other day, and the smell reminded me of McDonald's...

5/9/2011 2:08:20 PM

McDonald's is going to become the new hit bistro with their lounges and premium coffees.

They just have the advantage of being able to order multiple Big Macs. Good luck, Starbucks.

5/9/2011 2:10:13 PM

I guess it worked for Duncan Donuts... I'd hardly realize duncan donuts had donuts anymore if it weren't for the word "donuts" in its name.

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 2:12 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2011 2:12:27 PM

What the hell is Duncan Donuts?

5/9/2011 2:16:02 PM

say what you want, but the basic cheeseburger from mcdonalds is DELICIOUS. mmmm

5/9/2011 2:16:11 PM

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5/9/2011 2:18:35 PM

That's pretty impressive.

5/9/2011 2:20:06 PM

I TOO HAVE A NEWS AGGREGATOR

5/9/2011 2:31:32 PM

That dog is like. OH SHIT. NEVER TRUST A FART!

5/9/2011 2:33:07 PM

Quote :

"What the hell is Duncan Donuts?"

hilarious

5/9/2011 2:33:30 PM

you can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad.

5/9/2011 2:36:00 PM

wrong, just add mayonnaise.

5/9/2011 2:44:34 PM

has anyone ever seen the one in Biltmore Forest (biltmore estate)

5/9/2011 3:57:51 PM

for about ten years McDonald's geared their advertising towards black people

now it appears that they are gearing it towards white nerds

5/9/2011 4:08:48 PM

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 6:39 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on May 9, 2011 at 6:52 PM. Reason : .]

5/9/2011 6:39:21 PM

Yea.... we get it.

When I go into an apple store I feel like I'm gonna get ripped off. The ipod is the worst invention yet.

5/9/2011 6:51:29 PM

my vote for best invention yet

GET TO SCRUBBIN'

5/9/2011 6:53:52 PM

^Do those work on dead hookers?

5/9/2011 8:05:25 PM

i have tasted veggie burgers better than mc d's , i guess to many ppl buy there shitty food for them to stop making it

5/9/2011 8:21:23 PM

^^^masturbation aid?

5/9/2011 9:54:07 PM

whats up with the milkshakes? if you let the temperature rise a little bit it turns into foam, which i burp up for hours after consumption. also the apple pies. if you are going to sell two for $1, just make one big ass apple pie for me to eat and spill all over myself at 3 am.

5/9/2011 10:07:37 PM