The dude who found and apparently adopted the hobo is kinda weird too...

http://www.4029tv.com/r/27825667/detail.html#ixzz1Lyfcskqs

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"Homeless Man Dies After Fall In Fayetteville Home FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. -- A homeless man was dead after a woman discovered him inside her Fayetteville apartment, which was in a house that had been broken up into several apartments. Fayetteville police said John Standridge entered the woman's apartment to use the bathroom. She told police she found him and screamed. She said Standridge then ran out of the room with his pants around his ankles, tripped and fell down the stairs and died. A downstairs neighbor met him at a liquor store and invited Standridge back to the house to stay the night so he wouldn't have to sleep outside. The neighbor got drunk then went to bed. He gave Standridge a blanket and pillow and said he could sleep on the couch. The neighbor said he thinks Standridge was intoxicated and got confused about which apartment was which and mistakenly entered the woman's apartment. He said Standridge was a nice guy and thought he had "met a new friend." The coroner found the cause of death to be consistent with a fall down the stairs, but the body was sent to the Arkansas Crime Lab for more testing."

5/10/2011 4:52:04 PM

hope that dump was worth it

5/10/2011 4:53:49 PM

thats pretty sad

5/10/2011 4:59:18 PM

"met a new friend"

5/10/2011 7:53:05 PM

another twisted potential outcome to NOT PROPERLY LOCKING AND SECURING YOUR HOME


libertarian larry says - secure your fucking home so the government doesn't have to conduct a wrongful death investigation potentially after an autopsy on the homeless man who was pooping in your bathroom because he could get inside somehow

5/10/2011 8:07:14 PM

5/10/2011 9:00:29 PM

damn stairs will kill your ass

5/10/2011 9:05:49 PM

or don't keep roommates that invite random homeless people into your house overnight

5/10/2011 9:10:37 PM

I always swapped out my room doorknob for a keyed-lock doorknob when I had roommates. It can be done with nothing more than a phillips head screwdriver. Just be sure to do it very very early as it can easily offend people if they think something triggered the swap of the knob. Be sure to replace it to original knob before vacating. Easy enough and not a lease violation.

5/10/2011 9:23:17 PM

^great idea

i had one roommate who i swear was like playing in my room when i wasn't there. he would ask if i had stuff, very specific things, that he would only know i had if he had raided my room. he was a weird guy.

5/10/2011 9:31:08 PM

Be sure to hide a backup key some place though. Never happened to me, but I always imagined how awkward it would be to have to ask for help from your potentially peculiar roommates in dismantling the door because you locked yourself out in process of guarding yourself from them. Easy to do with the interior commercial knobs, so be careful.

5/10/2011 9:36:46 PM