Since we complain about the opp. sex so much on here how about the same sex.

It really shocks and disgusts me how many women use the rest room and then leave without washing their hands. I know guys touch their meat but we are more likely to touch our pee.

Also how women will talk on the cell in the bathroom.

5/10/2011 10:27:09 PM

skid marks

5/10/2011 10:27:50 PM

pissing in the shower

5/10/2011 10:28:22 PM

When guys rub their feet on carpet then touch me. That's shocking.

5/10/2011 10:28:35 PM

lawl

5/10/2011 10:29:43 PM

purposefully lead a guy on for attention

those girls should burn.

5/10/2011 10:32:17 PM

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"It really shocks and disgusts me how many women use the rest room and then leave without washing their hands. I know guys touch their meat but we are more likely to touch our pee."

Piss is sterile.

5/10/2011 10:34:30 PM

^^ oh ya and girls who use guys for drinks, i have a couple of friends like this. once they even used a guy's tab who was hitting on me to get drinks.

^would you shake someone's hand who had pee on it.

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 10:36 PM. Reason : d]

5/10/2011 10:36:23 PM

everything you touch in the restroom is NOT sterile however. door handle. toilet handle. etc etc.

plus your hooha (and other body parts that you might touch peeing) CAN have germs/bacteria all over them

^^^ agreed.

most things my gender does annoy me though. WHOOPS.

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

5/10/2011 10:37:04 PM

When a chick cock blocks me...not by being hotter or anything....but by being such an attention whore that she scares the guy away...you know that chick in your group who will talk to any single guy...and sees you talking to a single guy as her ice breaker...so you're working it and then she comes in and is all....
"alekj;aoinbwrauhlew;airkjanlruhf;askljf;lkwejgwn;agwijag;lskdjg;slkgbinfawe;oighualwivunea"

And guy is all like and walks away.

5/10/2011 10:37:36 PM

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"purposefully lead a guy on for attention"

i hate them.

well really, i just don't like the women that do wrong to good guys, and then those good guys turn into assholes and ruin them for the rest of us

(rather general i know)

5/10/2011 10:38:41 PM

No offense, but the playing field is pretty much even.

I know examples of males and females that play the same lame games with lesser of the opposite sex and I also know examples of males and females that fall for the same lame lines and gestures from the opposite sex.

Although......everyone has their nemesis they just can't figure out

5/10/2011 10:39:39 PM

When a guy jacks another guy off with his foreskin

5/10/2011 10:39:41 PM

^^^^^^ I probably do it everyday.

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"door handle. toilet handle. etc etc."

I flush with my foot and the door handle dilemma is faced by all.

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"plus your hooha (and other body parts that you might touch peeing) CAN have germs/bacteria all over them"

I keep my cock clean.

And what other body parts am I going to touch while peeing that could potentially be dirtier...

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 10:41 PM. Reason : .]

5/10/2011 10:40:38 PM

i guess what i said doesn't shocked me. cause it happens all the time.

it mainly just annoys me

5/10/2011 10:40:52 PM

urine is no longer sterile once it reaches the urethra as it is covered in bacteria and the like

and girls that treat nice guys like total shit piss me off. if you want to be a giant bitch all the time at least fuck over a douchebag

5/10/2011 10:41:15 PM

Grown men that are unable to properly use a toilet.

I ain't talking about a fast food toilet either.

I'm talking the men's room in my office building. These are all college educated men, how the fuck can they not know how to use a toilet without leaving shit and piss all over the goddamn place?

5/10/2011 10:41:26 PM

eating/drinking after people, sharing cigars. naked old dudes in the locker room chatting it up with their shit hanging out. mixing salsa and queso together to make pink goo

5/10/2011 10:43:54 PM

^^ That's the benefit of having one stall for the office. We're all going to have to take that afternoon shit, so we take care of it.



Dudes who beat their girlfriends/wife. Why?

[Edited on May 10, 2011 at 10:44 PM. Reason : ^ FUCK!]

5/10/2011 10:44:31 PM

um salsa and queso mixed together is da bomb.com

5/10/2011 10:46:00 PM

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"naked old dudes in the locker room chatting it up with their shit hanging out. "

funniest thing I have read all night

5/10/2011 10:46:13 PM

Pissing on your own toilet seat, in your own home.

Pretty much that.

5/10/2011 10:46:39 PM

I guess this goes for everyone, but this is particularly true for men.

VOLUME! Why crank the volume of the TV up? My father does this shit, and he has better hearing than me!

And pubes, in the bathroom or on the toilet seat. You people are complaining about urine, but pubes are just NASTY. And that shit is disgusting in the shower. I know I never pissed my roommates off to the point that they would pull/cut pubes and throw them around.

Axe Body spray is NOT a shower in a can. I don't know how some dudes can go without taking a shower... Just sickening.

5/10/2011 10:53:00 PM

wow no Fuck each other yet?

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5/10/2011 10:53:36 PM

okay merbig you're crackin me up in here

5/10/2011 10:53:52 PM

middle aged women who dress like they are in their early 20s and also women that think being orange is acceptable.

women who breast feed in public and also breast feed their child past the point of speech.

women who call themselves a cougar or milf

5/10/2011 10:53:57 PM

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"women who breast feed in public"

agreed but didn't want to piss any moms off. I don't mind it but toss a blanket over while you do it.

5/10/2011 10:55:36 PM

^this

5/10/2011 10:56:08 PM

i don't mind breastfeeding in public really. i mean...you can wear a hotsling and no one even knows you are doing it

i mean

i've never actually seen someone that didn't use a blanket or something so maybe that is why it doesn't bother me

i just don't really care

5/10/2011 10:57:35 PM

not sure if this realy fits the motif, but I can't stand it when fuckers dont clean up their little toilet paper seat

5/10/2011 10:58:20 PM

I, too, have never seen a woman not cover up during breastfeeding

5/10/2011 10:58:46 PM

I seen a few women just whip their boob out and stick it in the baby's face. nipple and all.

5/10/2011 10:58:53 PM

a lot of things about babies and mothers gross me the fuck out, but not breast feeding in public. gotta do what you gotta do

5/10/2011 10:59:12 PM

spend more than my rent on ugly shoes

5/10/2011 10:59:50 PM

has anyone said "getting pregnant to entrap a guy for child support?"


or "not signing divorce papers without a settlement?"

5/10/2011 11:00:35 PM

the breastfeeding thing is more toward women who do it with their boob all hanging out because it is "natural." I feel that is an intimate beautiful moment between the mom and kid. Not the mom and kid and everyone else who walks by.

I mean...I have breast fed in public kind of...like in my car with a blanket over me.

5/10/2011 11:01:10 PM

^^ yea that's bullshit

5/10/2011 11:01:10 PM

not necessarily for child support but any woman who purposely gets pregnant without telling her SO, especially if she does it because their relationship is having issues and she's trying to keep him. That's about as low as it gets.

5/10/2011 11:02:57 PM

i don't like people who want to get married just to get married (i know more females that want this)

or that get married to fix relationships

and then have children to fix the marriage

5/10/2011 11:06:10 PM

At work, the male operators piss in the electrical cabinets. I can't help but It's just pathetic to just piss in an electrical panel. And I'll bet they left their pubes in the cabinet too!

Male gamers who can sit in front of a computer monitor all day while living on a diet of mountain dew, chips, peanut butter and whatever else they can get their little hands on, all while losing weight! It's NOT FAIR!

Men in tight jeans. Shit is disgusting. I don't need to know which side you prefer to keep your man meat in your pants, and your jeans shouldn't be so tight that I know what phone you have. And at least wear a belt if you must wear tight jeans. I don't like walking by and seeing your hairy ass hanging out.

5/10/2011 11:07:44 PM

Girls who hate you for no other reason than you are friends with their bf or husband. This includes those who you were friends with before they entered the pic. Even if you go out of your way to make sure you are not interest in the guy and are JUST friends.

5/10/2011 11:22:40 PM

Girls who lay on the eyeliner but don't smoke it out or smudge it out.



I have a friend that does this and think she'd look so much prettier without such heavy eyeliner.

5/10/2011 11:27:55 PM

idk that works well on some girls, i prefer that to makeup covers your whole face because you are insecure...

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5/10/2011 11:29:08 PM

I think it's cute but I'd have to see her without make to make any commitments.

5/10/2011 11:31:36 PM

denigrate people by comparing them to the opposite sex

5/10/2011 11:32:32 PM

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"Girls who hate you for no other reason than you are friends with their bf or husband. This includes those who you were friends with before they entered the pic. Even if you go out of your way to make sure you are not interest in the guy and are JUST friends."

OOhh...what about over-jealous bf/gfs? The ones that get riled up because their bf/gf smiled at you while placing their order or simply helping pick up something you accidentally dropped.

5/10/2011 11:34:50 PM

yea I definitely do that. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a natural look, and sometimes I'm not. It's my face I'll do what I want.

5/10/2011 11:36:17 PM

not flushing the toilet. i'm surprised how many future lawyers at my school don't do this. you aren't paying the bill so it's not that you must just be disgusting.

5/10/2011 11:51:31 PM

I hate naked locker room guy.

5/10/2011 11:52:57 PM

Set em up

5/10/2011 11:58:54 PM