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anonymous
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today i heard wral say "tiger woods had to pull out after only nine holes today"
i guess if he had stopped at 8 his wife may not have found out?


what else ya got?

5/13/2011 7:27:38 AM

A Tanzarian
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss8LDBNcsWc

5/13/2011 7:41:16 AM

jbtilley
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This one is really mild, but back in the day Tom Souter would always have these annoying asides during the sports segment - usually it was some animal doing something stupid. One day he flashed up a clip of a car accident - looked like it was taken from a helicopter. Then he said -"it's Pam Saulsby on the beltline." They cut back to Pam Saulsby after his segment and she said "that is NOT funny " and when they came back from commercial Pam Saulsby wasn't there for the final segment where they do the signing off chatter like they always do.

I never could find a clip on youtube or wherever, this was back before every little thing was posted on the internet. I can only assume that Pam Saulsby had a wreck that morning and they were either showing the actual wreck in that clip or showing some other wreck to rub it in. I'm guessing the former.

^Wow. Wonder what the back story is to that one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsekDI4DCTA


[Edited on May 13, 2011 at 8:24 AM. Reason : -]

5/13/2011 8:10:20 AM

NCSUStinger
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Back in 06, some news guy was talking about Bill Clinton

he says "President Clinton warns about prematue widthdrawal..."

he tries to go on about Iraq, but busts out laughing

5/13/2011 8:43:24 AM

dweedle
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he said "keep clucking that chicken"

5/13/2011 10:48:29 AM

BigHitSunday
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probably anything Bob Van Dillen says on HLN's morning express

that dude is hilarious

5/13/2011 10:55:48 AM

Slave Famous
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I fucking bust a gut everytime I see these guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvPkUMRE7yg




[Edited on May 13, 2011 at 11:01 AM. Reason : at 0:23 he whispers "chicken nugget" hahahahahah]]

5/13/2011 10:59:23 AM

BigHitSunday
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I fucking bust a guy everytime I see these guys

5/13/2011 11:00:19 AM

adultswim
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5/13/2011 11:00:53 AM

jbtilley
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^^^^^His co-anchor must really take offense at the work clucking/plucking.



[Edited on May 13, 2011 at 11:02 AM. Reason : ^]

5/13/2011 11:02:10 AM

HCH
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Hopefully this works

5/13/2011 11:18:25 AM

DivaBaby19
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thanks Arthur

5/13/2011 11:23:42 AM

Mappy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS6Ta7ZfywQ

Quote :
"So she's enjoying penis a little bit more, is she?"

5/13/2011 12:17:54 PM

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