Hello TWW,

Does anyone have recommendations on where to buy sex dolls for personal use? I would like something fancier than a blow-up doll, but not as exorbitant as 100% silicon. I do prefer the basic features, like hair, 2+ entries, and weighted breasts. Here is an example of one that I could do -

http://www.xvideos.com/video906416/fucking_my_sex_doll

If you have used one, I have few additional questions,
1. Is there a way to drain her of deposited bodily fluids? I don't mind cleaning her innards after every go, but using a condom every time can be expensive.
2. Are there ones that can support a man's weight if he decides to attach a strap-on and ride her?
3. Are there reasonably-priced dolls with adjustable limbs?

There seems to be lots of shady websites, and I don't want to plop down a couple hundred of dollars for a dud. Would prefer discrete shipping. By the way, this is a serious thread.

Thanks

5/16/2011 6:06:09 PM

I don't even

5/16/2011 6:07:53 PM

IOP1

5/16/2011 6:13:23 PM

5/16/2011 6:19:08 PM

more like:

By the way, this is NOT a serious thread.


am I right, folks?

5/16/2011 6:20:27 PM

what in the world

5/16/2011 6:20:50 PM

hahahaha

5/16/2011 6:24:16 PM

Classic, A+++++ will read again

5/16/2011 6:29:01 PM

I wish a well-established TWWer would have made this thread

5/16/2011 6:30:29 PM

Quote :

"Is there a way to drain her of deposited bodily fluids?"

i don't think i have ever seen this phrase before and neither will i ever see it anywhere else

btw, http://www.realdoll.com

/thread

5/16/2011 6:31:39 PM

^i dunno, pubic hair is an extra $100

5/16/2011 6:37:31 PM

Hello Lars, it's good to see you again.

5/16/2011 6:42:27 PM

ibtmtcc

5/16/2011 6:47:51 PM

^^^^ damn 6k

and Elf ears are an extra $150!?!? That shit should come included

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 6:48 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 6:48:09 PM

Quote :

"i don't think i have ever seen this phrase before and neither will i ever see it anywhere else btw, http://www.realdoll.com"

Those are certainly nice features, but she is too expensive. Funding such an extravagant purchase would require me to borrow money from the parents, and that would be a difficult proposition. Maybe I can argue that it is an investment, and if I get bored with her, I can rent out timeshares on her or something?

Anyway, I am looking for a girl above $100, but below $500. I know it's not much, but if we can find one that has all the concentrated greatness in the valuable areas, then it will be money well spent. I would prefer not to get just a torso because I have had bad experiences with vaginal cylinders.

5/16/2011 6:49:30 PM

Personally, I have had excellent experiences with vaginal cylinders. Maybe you're doing it wrong?

5/16/2011 6:58:19 PM

This thread had so much potential

then quantumfriend looked up this dude's IP address for me

I can't believe it took me so long -- i'm usually good at the Alias Game

5/16/2011 7:01:30 PM

iop1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6tJk1dVIfw

embed

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 7:05 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 7:03:55 PM

May I go so far as to inquire what the problem is with real girls?

I mean, trust me, I know that there are all sorts of problems with them, but how is this preferable?

5/16/2011 7:05:03 PM

Quote :

"Personally, I have had excellent experiences with vaginal cylinders. Maybe you're doing it wrong?"

The problem is that you need to situate the cylinder in a stable location where you can continuously thrust. As a result, you're not playing with the sex toy, you're playing with whatever you've situated the cylinder on.

The other option is to stroke it with your hand, but again, that's not very realistic.

Quote :

"May I go so far as to inquire what the problem is with real girls? I mean, trust me, I know that there are all sorts of problems with them, but how is this preferable?"

This is preferable because I don't have to worry about impregnation, complaining, cooking, cheating, continuous decay of disposable income, etc. I just need to get it done quick, take a few minutes of guilty trip, and then move on with my life.

But hey, I don't see a problem with surprising a new girlfriend with a sex toy. More the merrier.

5/16/2011 7:18:28 PM

i don't think it's an alias and even though i'm fairly certain this is just a joke - we'll see how it goes in the lounge

5/16/2011 7:34:03 PM

I absolutely love the Real Doll testimonials

5/16/2011 7:38:21 PM

iop1

5/16/2011 7:51:41 PM

ibtmtcc

iop1

etc

5/16/2011 8:19:49 PM

i just want to post in this thread.

5/16/2011 8:44:10 PM

what in the holy fuck is a vaginal cylinder?

somehow I don't think i want to google this while vpn'd in to work.

5/16/2011 9:05:59 PM

Quote :

"January 10, 2010 The reasons why I decided to buy a doll were various: I was (pretty happy) single, but once I realised this doll could really make a difference to a life of solitude, I started searching the net. I came out by Abyss... I didn't doubt anymore... made my choices and ordered a doll... Then the waiting period... When you are fully committed to a purchase like this, it's a long time, but the customer service is no less than perfect. The day she arrived I wrote the following passage to Debra and Amanda: "She is so much much more beautiful then I expected from the face-picture taken on her birthday. I read testimonials, saw documentaries, etc. but it is really astonishing how this is possible. She's here now for approx. 4 hours and everytime I walk in the room I get a little scare as if someone's really sitting there. Which means she gives me the feeling of company from the first minute , and I could never really believe that that could be possible. Maybe you remember I told you that I was afraid my cat would feel tempted to set his claws into her flesh and you said the cat in your atelier didn't show an ounce of intrest in the dolls. Well, believe it or not, from the moment Lily sat on my couch, my cat came to her and gave her little knob-heads as if she was a real person. That says it all." We are some days further now and I can say: it is getting better and better. The things you discover... The things you can or must do: go shopping for her, taking care of her (washing, powdering), dressing her up, moving her,... Kissing her, caressing her, cuddle her, laying next to her, holding her hand, brushing her wig,... too much to mention :-) Not to mention her design and her looks. When you see her 'in person', all pictures furfill their expectations. In fact, no picture can capture her beauty and her sweetness. I am so happy to have her with me! Thanks to Abyss and to all of its staff: Matt Mccullen (= no less than a genious), Debra, Amanda, Robin and Derek and all the people I don't know by name. Thank you for making this possible! Tom Ricard from Belgium RD-4528"

5/16/2011 9:47:04 PM

"I don't mind cleaning her innards after every go"

5/16/2011 9:54:18 PM

Quote :

"By the way, this is a serious thread"

By the way, I don't buy that for a second

5/16/2011 9:54:54 PM

SERIOUS THREAD FROM REAL ALIAS.

5/16/2011 10:22:09 PM

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewpage§ion=mrealdoll2&category=penissize


ahahahahhaahha. why would you get a flacid penis?

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 10:26 PM. Reason : apparently you can change them out...but still ]

5/16/2011 10:25:51 PM

and why would you pay $6000 for something to hump that just lays there? Dead fish are a dime a dozen.

5/16/2011 10:30:37 PM

^^the pubes on those look like Grouch Marx's mustache

5/16/2011 10:36:58 PM

let me offer some advice...

while getting a doll that is more realistic looking/feeling may make you feel less creepy, I'd go with the cheap dolls if you can live with yourself. I know you said over $100, but hear me out.

you want to not spend as much? check.
no need to tell the parents or anyone else - just deflate her when you have company.
if you get bored, get another. maybe you can even start a love doll swap at your next LAN party.
no vaginal cylinder - since they're cheap, don't worry about cleaning it. you can tear her up for weeks until it starts to smell then just toss it and buy another. I'd recommend not letting too much time go between uses or it'll get crusty.
the trifecta of valuable areas - now a days even most of the low-end dolls come with 3 holes.

see, totally worth it.


[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 10:47 PM. Reason : and for the record, I have the doll featured here: ]

5/16/2011 10:40:09 PM

Quote :

"The realism of the doll depends a lot on your life and your experience with real girls. She's just a doll, but as I never had a real close relationship, she's a bit more, some level of its own somewhere in between a doll and a real girl. Well, it seems like I ended up as a lonestar, and somehow I could never get this beauty goddess I always hoped to bump into some day... But Abyss gave me this doll, the closest thing to my ideal female beauty I have. This one will even allow me to kiss and hug her, to even have sex with her. As I lack the comparison to real girls, for me it's best sex I ever had..."

Also....hahahahaha. Holy shit.

http://dollforum.com/forum/

5/16/2011 11:05:48 PM

5/16/2011 11:11:38 PM

$850 to go from a C-cup to a D-cup on a Real Doll haha

5/16/2011 11:16:46 PM

there is a meet and greet thread in that forum.


i am a little too intrigued

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 11:21 PM. Reason : one guy has a few dolls and gives them tea parties ]

5/16/2011 11:19:18 PM

5/16/2011 11:23:01 PM

^^ I found this one. Absolutely hilarious....

http://dollforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=34551

I don't know which one is funnier....the fact that the guy had a wife and a bunch of dolls he apparently had sex with, the fact that everyone is acting like a mass murder occurred with all of the "So sorry for your loss" comments, or the fact that they refer to 'real girls' as as "RG's"


[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 11:27 PM. Reason : ]

5/16/2011 11:23:19 PM

wow.


i like the profiles where the avatar is a pic of the guy with his doll





[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 11:30 PM. Reason : RGs def]

5/16/2011 11:25:40 PM

Quote :

"My poor, innocent dolls, which had been the source of comfort, companionship, and sex."

hahaha i couldn't stop laughing at this

5/16/2011 11:29:06 PM

why am i so fascinated by this?


ok ok, i gotta tank out.



g'night ya'll

5/16/2011 11:30:04 PM

they need to modify the way sunglasses rest on the bridge of the nose, since these guys like to drive them around

5/16/2011 11:31:29 PM

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 11:32 PM. Reason : .]

5/16/2011 11:31:38 PM

[Edited on May 16, 2011 at 11:34 PM. Reason : !]

5/16/2011 11:32:48 PM

I was gonna complain about NSFW, but that should be evident from the title

5/16/2011 11:39:33 PM

Quote :

"The wife and I are being civil, we also have a 13 year old son to take care of, so civiliy is important"

5/17/2011 12:15:00 AM

IOP1.


Wow. Just wow. No way this is serious.

5/17/2011 12:18:20 AM

lol at the doll confused with the birthday peetza

5/17/2011 12:45:13 AM