What should I wear on Rapture day this coming Saturday?

5/18/2011 11:53:39 AM

I don't even know what that is

5/18/2011 11:54:29 AM

birthday suit obviously

5/18/2011 11:55:01 AM

JNCO's

5/18/2011 11:55:53 AM

it's not until december you moron

5/18/2011 11:55:54 AM

Its on the 21st of may

A loin cloth

5/18/2011 11:57:25 AM

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"What will happen on May 21? Christian radio host Harold Camping says that a rapture will take place on May 21. What is a rapture? A rapture is the idea that believers will be taken up to heaven. Camping's followers suggest that about 200 million people will be raptured. "

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/05/may-21-doomsday-rapture-harold-camping/1?csp=34

5/18/2011 11:57:30 AM

Position a set of clothes and a dog leash in your driveway. Go back inside and surf tdub commando like normal.

5/18/2011 11:59:05 AM

Quote :

"Atheists are ready to take care of pets in the event of a rapture."

AHAHAHA

5/18/2011 11:59:39 AM

I think you should drink a pudding vokda mix and cover your face as you go to sleep. You'll need to wear wind breakers and nikes though

5/18/2011 11:59:53 AM

^^

hahahhaha,

although even 99% of christians think this is some sad, ignorant bullshit.

5/18/2011 12:13:32 PM

Quote :

"What should I wear on Rapture day this coming Saturday?"

Orange, or at least that's what I'll be wearing (Walk for Choice)

5/18/2011 1:27:58 PM

I could see pryderi sporting this

5/18/2011 1:33:03 PM

What time is the Rapture expected? I'll be skydiving around noon and don't want to catch any believers in my parachute on the way down.

5/18/2011 2:05:41 PM

Might want to take a rain check.

5/18/2011 3:13:20 PM

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5/18/2011 5:17:07 PM

a condom, cause all the girls left are gonna be loooooooooose

5/18/2011 5:29:18 PM

jean shorts and any zombie killing supplies you need

5/18/2011 6:30:40 PM

So I take it chik-fil-a will be closed this Saturday?

5/18/2011 6:35:10 PM

chickfila is going to be closed FOREVER

because all of the people qualified to work there will be gone. duh.

so there is a downside to the rapture afterall

*SIGH*

5/18/2011 9:27:32 PM