I won a free deck.

Quote :

"So as you can see, I have a small deck. I feel my tiny deck has a lot of potential, it just needs some professional help. I have been struggling with the size of my deck for many years now, but this struggle has recently come to a head. My girlfriend has commented that she would be much happier with a bigger deck, and this has me concerned. Sure, she says my deck is "the perfect size", but I know she is just trying to spare my feelings. I fear she will leave me for a man with a bigger deck. HELP SAVE MY RELATIONSHIP 2GNC! HELP ME GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND A BIGGER DECK! Here is a link to another pic of my deck so you can see it's true potential for greatness: http://i55.tinypic.com/2illq8g.jpg. Help me 2GNC, you are my only hope"

5/23/2011 11:30:57 AM

9/10

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 11:33 AM. Reason : congrats!]

5/23/2011 11:32:47 AM

I agree..I've seen countless pictures and I wish you had a bigger deck as well.

5/23/2011 11:33:18 AM

5/23/2011 11:33:35 AM

Remember, Anger=Length*Width/Mass squared - Angle of the Shaft + YAW

5/23/2011 11:35:04 AM

heh the shorts sorta looked like a black bar for a second

5/23/2011 11:35:21 AM

i am in total e-love with djeternal even if he does have a small deck

5/23/2011 11:37:22 AM

It won't be small for long!

5/23/2011 11:38:22 AM

Can I sit on your new much larger deck when it's complete?

5/23/2011 11:44:42 AM

If you think you can handle it

5/23/2011 11:48:40 AM

^^Sure. It might be able to seat more than one person too!

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 11:49 AM. Reason : -]

5/23/2011 11:49:21 AM

Are you planning to use something to protect your deck?

5/23/2011 11:49:44 AM

Question:

Do I have to claim the value of the new deck on my taxes?

5/23/2011 11:50:29 AM

^yep

And if they're worth their salt they'll build it using that engineered wood that doesn't require treating with sealant

5/23/2011 11:53:24 AM

lol gg.

5/23/2011 11:53:59 AM

If you trim the bushes around you deck it will look bigger

5/23/2011 11:54:53 AM

I am pretty sure I still have to build it. According to the site I won a "Deck Kit", so it's probably just the materials not the labor.

5/23/2011 11:56:13 AM

i doubt a "free" deck will include that high dollar plastic decking shit

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 11:57 AM. Reason : lol i'd sell that shit on craigslist]

5/23/2011 11:56:29 AM

I'm sure a few ladies would volunteer to help make your deck bigger.

5/23/2011 11:58:13 AM

EPIC 2011 DECK ENLARGEMENT!

5/23/2011 11:58:52 AM

where do you live, you'll probably also need a permit

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 12:01 PM. Reason : actually maybe you don't. i cant remember.]

5/23/2011 12:01:03 PM

Guilford County

5/23/2011 12:01:58 PM

http://www.co.guilford.nc.us/planning_cms/downloads/others/permitconstruct/Residential_Building_Permit_Application.pdf

looks like you'll need one for the deck

5/23/2011 12:11:53 PM

Can I stomp on your deck while wearing my golf cleats?

5/23/2011 12:15:23 PM

hey, buddy. there's a thread for that.

message_topic.aspx?topic=608675&page=2

5/23/2011 12:33:25 PM

deck needs his own thread!

5/23/2011 12:34:14 PM

Nice, dude! You need to get that new deck erect soon!

5/23/2011 12:43:10 PM

You def deserved to win.. good job and congrats!

5/23/2011 12:44:59 PM

The size of your deck is fine. I would be more concerned about the size of your dick.

5/23/2011 12:50:09 PM

i am in total e-love with djeternal even if he does have a small deck

5/23/2011 12:51:23 PM

5/23/2011 1:27:40 PM

Great kid, now don't get cocky!

5/23/2011 1:56:00 PM

Just talked to a chick at the radio station. It's a kit, and it is being delivered on Saturday.

Sidenote: She sounded really hot, and asked me to send her a picture of my "big deck once it is erected."

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 5:50 PM. Reason : a]

5/23/2011 5:49:49 PM

tell her that you could use some help getting it erect

5/23/2011 5:55:54 PM

I'm constantly getting emails about how to get a bigger deck

5/23/2011 6:34:38 PM

I will let you know if it works. They are throwing in a year of protection for free!

5/23/2011 6:40:58 PM

Quote :

"I RESIST MEASUREMENT"

Seems fitting here.

5/23/2011 6:43:28 PM

12 X 8


sounds about right

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 6:49 PM. Reason : a]

5/23/2011 6:48:18 PM

A+

5/23/2011 6:57:16 PM

any decent "deck kit" should come with at least 2 mexicans.

btw, 2GNC... 2 girls, no cup?

[Edited on May 23, 2011 at 7:25 PM. Reason : ]

5/23/2011 7:24:29 PM

Haha, congrats. I thought its was both creative and funny.

5/23/2011 8:00:29 PM

LOL @ people telling you to get a permit.

don't waste the time and money, just build the fucking thing.

5/23/2011 8:21:56 PM

oh the comedy. deck = dick. LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

Congrats on your win, well played sir.

5/23/2011 8:24:28 PM

Quote :

"btw, 2GNC... 2 girls, no cup?"

2 Guys Named Chris. It's the morning show on Rock 92

5/24/2011 1:48:21 PM

Those guys are hilarious. Best morning show in the state.

5/24/2011 2:07:35 PM

Agreed

I typically listen to Stern in the mornings, but my company vehicle doesn't have Sirius. 2GNC is a pretty decent substitute if I am stuck listening to regular radio.

5/24/2011 2:22:30 PM

were there any mexicans in your dick kit?

5/24/2011 7:08:09 PM

I get it on Saturday........but I sure hope so.

Is your sister going to come help me erect it?

5/24/2011 7:09:06 PM

if you've seen my sister, then you know she can't hardly erect anything

5/24/2011 7:11:06 PM

good point

5/24/2011 7:15:25 PM