Have at it ladies.


Guys, STAY THE FUCK OUT!

5/25/2011 10:34:00 AM

Didn't I start this thread about five years ago?

5/25/2011 10:36:26 AM

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"5/25/2011 10:34:00 AM"

You did not start this thread 5 years ago.

5/25/2011 10:40:20 AM

5/25/2011 11:59:23 AM

5/25/2011 12:14:52 PM

Having menses sounds not fun. Nor does sticking all kinds of things up your butt to stop them.

5/25/2011 12:33:49 PM

Jazon started this thread, like 10 years ago

5/25/2011 4:43:51 PM

i have a question.

do you guys have lighter or heavier flows?


mine is insanely heavy the first 2-3 days and then lightens up significantly.

i srsly will go through a box of tampons in the first two days alone, and then after than, its like one or 2 a day for 2-3 days......

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 4:49 PM. Reason : OMG ]

5/25/2011 4:49:30 PM

5/25/2011 4:52:59 PM

Very heavy flow here yo

5/25/2011 4:55:04 PM

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"do you guys have lighter or heavier flows?"

One month it will be heavy, the next just light like only brownish blood and I only have to use a few tampons.

I know it's gusher though when for the week before I have some awful gas and just terrible cramps

5/25/2011 4:55:11 PM

I use the Diva Cup. it leaks a bit but other than that I love it!!

5/25/2011 4:59:08 PM

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"do you guys have lighter or heavier flows?"

Weird, I don't have a flow at all. Should I?

5/25/2011 5:00:09 PM

Ok...serious question here

Do y'all see like blood chunks when changing tamps?

I mean gushy blood chunks chillin on some cotton kinda makes me go each time. I feel like I'm pulling out pieces of my uterus every time.

5/25/2011 5:00:15 PM

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"I know it's gusher though when for the week before I have some awful gas and just terrible cramps"

oh yeah



mine thing is that SUCKS

is when you put a tampon in and expect it to work a certain amount of time and it doesnt
but it flows out not as dark as straight up blood, its like a watery down version of it.
so it looks a little like pee.
and its copious


make any sense?

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 5:01 PM. Reason : jdksfjd]

5/25/2011 5:00:26 PM

In between pregnancies, I had the Mirena IUD and pretty much stopped menstruating.

It was awesome.

5/25/2011 5:00:40 PM

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"Do y'all see like blood chunks when changing tamps?"

Yes, and blood chunks have this crazy ability to attach themselves to anything nearby!

Does this happen to anyone else?

I'll pull out a tampon and it'll have a "rider" and then that fucker will cling to my fingers or if I'm not prepared the toliet seat...

Of course if it's on my finger have to inspect it... YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TOO!

5/25/2011 5:06:02 PM

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"I mean gushy blood chunks chillin on some cotton kinda makes me go each time. I feel like I'm pulling out pieces of my uterus every time."

I think you are! it's like a fertile uterine lining that's coming out, not "blood" technically

5/25/2011 5:07:13 PM

good god, the guy asked for it and it delivered

5/25/2011 5:10:25 PM

I always thought maybe there's an egg in there or maybe it's just lining

5/25/2011 5:10:38 PM

^hahaha i think that too



when you pee can you feel em come out sometiems?

(yeah i know its not form the same "line" but you can still feel it, at least i can)

5/25/2011 5:12:43 PM

*backs out of thread*

5/25/2011 5:13:58 PM

well I wish I could add something gross and weird about my penis but nope it's pretty basic

5/25/2011 5:25:04 PM

5/25/2011 5:27:06 PM

OH JESUS this thread got serious.

I'll come back on page three when it's just a discussion of "will RachelMarie have period sex in prison?" and not this business of clingy, invasive blood chunks.

5/25/2011 5:27:41 PM

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" good god, the guy asked for it and it delivered"

I dont regret making this thread. I do regret coming back in to check on it.


Oh and.

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"Guys, STAY THE FUCK OUT"

It's for your own good.

5/25/2011 5:41:18 PM

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"I always thought maybe there's an egg in there or maybe it's just lining"

I thought the eggs were microscopic at first! so you should be fine

PS ... any advice on how to get "those stains" out??

5/25/2011 5:47:31 PM

Just in case, you guys aren't grossed out enough. Here is a woman who is unhappy with her large blood chunks and the fact that her insurance company won't cover what she wants...so she documented one of her clots, using her foot for reference:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/envisage365/3761953015/



^Carbona makes a garment cleaner that supposedly works on blood and milk. Seinfeld does this bit about what's with the blood remover...why would anyone need that? Is this stuff for hit men? And I've always wanted to punch him in the face for overlooking our lady parts!

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 5:51 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2011 5:49:02 PM

thats intense

5/25/2011 5:50:15 PM

^^ whats that hobbit foot doing next to the blood clot? where's the woman's foot??

5/25/2011 5:53:07 PM

She's a petite, full-figured woman!



AHAHAHAHA

5/25/2011 5:54:09 PM

so, she's a short fatass. got it

5/25/2011 5:55:36 PM

Ughhhhh

But I've pulled one of those from my nose before when I used to get bad nosebleeds. Not that thick but probably that long.

It felt freaky as hell coming out.

5/25/2011 5:56:59 PM

That woman should be less unhappy with large blood chunks and more unhappy she wasn't chosen to carry the ring to mordor

5/25/2011 5:57:12 PM

Ah yes...I have earned these.

5/25/2011 5:57:17 PM

^^^^Congratulations on getting the joke!

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 5:58 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2011 5:57:39 PM

I get very horny when I have a period, and the sex always feels AMAZING to me then.

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 6:01 PM. Reason : .]

5/25/2011 5:58:14 PM

No shit

that's when we're at our most "sensitive" in that area too

COME ON GUYS...EMBRACE YOUR WINGS!!!

5/25/2011 6:00:53 PM

yes plz

5/25/2011 6:01:38 PM

^^for real?



that actually explains a lot

5/25/2011 6:08:26 PM

YES

are you not horny as fuck when on your period?

5/25/2011 6:15:55 PM

Period sex is awesome.

5/25/2011 6:18:44 PM

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"PS ... any advice on how to get "those stains" out??"

Ice cold water and just regular detergent works for me.

5/25/2011 6:19:52 PM

Glad I am not the only one lols

5/25/2011 6:47:44 PM

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"are you not horny as fuck when on your period?"

um yes!


but i thought that was kinda off from the evolutionary standpoint.

youre not supposed to ovulate until about 2 weeks after.

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 6:49 PM. Reason : therefore you should be hornier then....]

5/25/2011 6:49:01 PM

^I've always thought of it that way too

5/25/2011 6:59:03 PM

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"any advice on how to get "those stains" out??"

rinse IMMEDIATELY with water and some detergent. it's the only way to save the underwear if you want to be able to wear it in front of anyone ever again.

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"are you not horny as fuck when on your period?"

not the first day, but about the 3rd or 4th day in i am practically begging


[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 7:27 PM. Reason : ]

5/25/2011 7:25:57 PM

5/25/2011 7:59:28 PM

I get seriously horny when I'm on mine. Thankfully I've been lucky for the last few months with a super light flow. Like only 2-3 tampons needed. Even on day 1. Also mine's only been lasting for 3 days. I think its my new birth control.

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 8:05 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on May 25, 2011 at 8:06 PM. Reason : holy autocorrect, batman!]

5/25/2011 8:04:54 PM

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"seriously horny furnish "

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"only 2-3 talons needed"

5/25/2011 8:06:07 PM