they're trying to call out The Official?

5/26/2011 12:28:18 AM

heineken tastes like shit

5/26/2011 12:30:04 AM

and smells like piss.

5/26/2011 12:32:40 AM

^^,^ that too

5/26/2011 12:33:38 AM

Haha, I thought the commercial was grand. You don't need no fucking chill indicators, use yo hand!

5/26/2011 8:18:00 AM

I do like the commercial where that guy is greeting everyone. I also think the girl who is singing at the end is very hot.

5/26/2011 8:33:47 AM

^I also enjoy that commercial. The band is The Asteroids Galaxy Tour.

5/26/2011 9:27:20 AM

^The girl sounds like she's spouting off gibberish. I think it would take a drunk person to understand her singing.

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"heineken tastes like shit"

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"and smells like piss."

5/26/2011 9:38:08 AM

Dislike the beer. Like the commercial. And the commercials will not get me to drink that shit.

5/26/2011 9:40:27 AM

I like Heineken. Gives you swagger, great for cross-buzzing. I will say that it is generally overpriced though (probably because of the advertising) so I rarely get it, and never in large quantities. I can think of a lot of beers I would rather drink that are in the same price range.

5/26/2011 9:56:46 AM

Fresh Heineken in Holland is delicious.

By the time it has gotten to America, Heineken smells like piss and tastes like shit.

5/26/2011 10:00:30 AM

were they the first ones to come out with the personal mini kegs, i liked that idea and i dont hate the beer

5/26/2011 10:02:07 AM

(that) beer's gross. the commercial with the guy greeting is a complete rip of the dos equis commercials. if you want a malt beverage, go for the king.

5/26/2011 10:05:42 AM

I'm not black, if that's what you're saying.

5/26/2011 12:33:37 PM

5/26/2011 1:17:56 PM

heineken was the first beer i ever actually liked to drink and its still my favorite today

most people i know hate it though

5/26/2011 1:21:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snhiofL2Rh4

embed please

5/26/2011 1:22:34 PM