Whats your personal best? I've shot clean across the room a few times.

5/26/2011 9:59:30 PM

one time I blinded this girl

5/26/2011 10:00:29 PM

in before Slave Famous

5/26/2011 10:00:55 PM

ibtPeterNorth

5/26/2011 10:01:01 PM

I've hit the wall over her head before. Probably a good 5-6 foot range.

5/26/2011 10:01:41 PM

Quote :

" During the act of a threesome (two guys, one girl) one guy stands at each end of the girl, who is on all fours, both men insert into the end facing them. It looks as if their shlongs connect in the middle as the motion starts. Therefore, their shlongs is the rope that comes out of both ends of the girl. (The timing has to be right in order to keep the rope the same length and look believable. GuyGirl----Guy Guy-Girl---Guy Guy--Girl--Guy Guy---Girl-Guy Guy----GirlGuy Guy---Girl-Guy Guy--Girl--Guy Guy-Girl---Guy GuyGirl----Guy shlong = - "

lol

5/26/2011 10:02:04 PM

i put a hole through the back of this girls' head

5/26/2011 10:02:27 PM

i took out the neighbor's house

5/26/2011 10:02:35 PM

i knocked the first piece down on the Berlin Wall

5/26/2011 10:03:37 PM

Where do you think clouds come from?

5/26/2011 10:10:25 PM

ever been in the ocean?

5/26/2011 10:11:51 PM

wait, you're supposed to pull out?

5/26/2011 10:12:36 PM

in my youth, i was known to hit the ceiling

5/26/2011 10:15:59 PM

^ By who?

5/26/2011 10:17:44 PM

i think you mean "by whom"

5/26/2011 10:18:58 PM

useless without pics

5/26/2011 10:21:36 PM

Slave has some great roping stories in mine & Livinproof's thread.

I love his dedication to the craft

5/26/2011 10:22:37 PM

Ever heard of a quasar?

5/27/2011 1:24:19 AM

Quote :

"wait, you're supposed to pull out?"

5/27/2011 1:27:22 AM

I like how this thread didn't turn out like the squirting thread
At least not yet, it hasn't.

5/27/2011 7:21:53 AM

Ever heard of the Milky Way?

5/27/2011 7:39:09 AM

I create mooring lines.

5/27/2011 7:44:54 AM

Ever heard of a Gamma Ray Burst?

5/27/2011 8:27:06 AM

5/27/2011 8:40:15 AM

in before Slave Famous

5/27/2011 9:23:39 AM

I actually loled at some of these, in conclusion men's bodies are funnier and better then womens

5/27/2011 2:42:15 PM

wow I've never shot near that far

5/27/2011 3:28:46 PM

hit the ceiling before, across the room onto the wall a couple times.

the absolute best was when my girl at the time (super prude) said "cum on my tits" - great tits - that shit was like popeye spinach. i skeeted on them titties so hard it sounded like a high five. felt like i shot vertebrae out my dick. i started shaking and blacked out.

5/27/2011 4:11:05 PM

I'll let you know when it lands

5/27/2011 6:09:07 PM