I always tell them I am gay and always wanted them. (assuming it is a dude)

what do you do to blow them off?

5/27/2011 1:51:49 PM

don't talk to them?


doesn't blowing them off automatically make you gay for real?

[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 1:53 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2011 1:53:25 PM

^

5/27/2011 1:54:14 PM

Try to hook them into a pyramid scheme

Either they leave you alone, or you get their money

Win Win

5/27/2011 1:54:50 PM

sleep with their mother

5/27/2011 1:54:55 PM

I make a thread on TWW to tell them how I feel?

5/27/2011 2:14:44 PM

^^then ask them to refer to you as father

5/27/2011 2:56:04 PM

Provide an unpromted apology for all the horrible things you did to them over the years.

When they ask what you're talking about, quickly say nevermind.

5/27/2011 2:58:06 PM

Quote :

"don't talk to them?"

5/27/2011 2:58:57 PM

Quote :

"Provide an unpromted apology for all the horrible things you did to them over the years."

A favorite of mine.

5/27/2011 3:06:40 PM

I just avoid talking to them.

5/27/2011 3:12:16 PM

Quote :

"I always tell them I am gay and always wanted them. what do you do to blow them...?"

5/27/2011 4:41:17 PM

so i take it you came out to a trusted old friend, finally professing your decade of unrequited love

and he was all "dude, naw"

and so here you are, covering your ass



right?

5/27/2011 4:47:32 PM

I just ignore them. It's easy.

5/27/2011 7:46:25 PM

usually if i don't wanna talk to someone i just don't talk to them

5/27/2011 7:51:30 PM

I also recommend farting audibly as a technique to lose folks, at incredibly inopportune moments - dinner, reminiscing, etc.


One time on an airplane a dude kept leaning over me to talk to this other dude in the other side and a row up as per this diagram.
x = dudes talking
s = stategrad100
o = occupied seat


oox
xso

I gave him like 4 or 5 minutes of solid talking and then it just got fucking annoying so I belched as hard as I could right in his face as he was violating my personal space bubble for the 37th time.

This quickly ceased the convo and I had a very peaceful remainder of my flight in spite of the death stare I got.


3. Profit


[Edited on May 27, 2011 at 8:06 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2011 8:01:12 PM