After microwaving my first bag of frozen Bertolli Chicken Alfredo and Penne, I found much to my horror that the new and improved formula had added mushrooms. I casually piled them to the side as I sat alone and ate my dinner for two.

PRO TIP: For the second bag of this, I easily picked out the ingredients I wanted to keep while they were all still frozen. What was left was a bag full of frozen mushrooms which quickly found its way into my nearest trashcan. Now, I can enjoy my chicken alfredo the way God intended it, mushroom free.

5/27/2011 8:48:12 PM

mushrooms are awesome


and you ate enough servings for four people?

5/27/2011 8:49:53 PM

Pro tip: Search

5/27/2011 8:52:25 PM

Pro Tip: Microwave in packaging.

5/27/2011 8:53:45 PM

ATTN: wdprice3, I searched "Official" and guess what, this is now the official pro tip thread.

5/27/2011 9:01:04 PM

You dont like mushrooms??

Pro-Tip. Don't listen to Doc Rambo IV

5/27/2011 9:16:09 PM

Quote :

"mushrooms are awesomeful"

5/27/2011 9:43:38 PM

I've done the same thing with frozen bagged meals before, but not with mushrooms. Mushrooms are yummy. Pick out something that is truly yucky, not mushrooms.

5/27/2011 9:46:59 PM

mushrooms are fucking disgusting

5/27/2011 9:58:28 PM

Doc Rambo IV... I'll eat your mushrooms.......

5/27/2011 10:01:11 PM

don't waste a clean dish when you can help it.

5/27/2011 10:40:29 PM

Quote :

"Now, I can enjoy my chicken alfredo the way God intended it, mushroom free."

blasphemy

5/27/2011 11:24:23 PM

no, gospel.

5/27/2011 11:42:36 PM

PRO TIP: Play the max bet, but with less hands to try and get the multiplier bonus. If I had done this last Sunday, I might have walked out with $3500 instead of only $160 on only $20 risked. Did it today doing max bet on playing three hands instead of ten, four sixes delt with 5x bonus multiplier, walked out with a grand cash on a total of $60 risked.

6/15/2011 7:32:39 PM

dealt four of a kind in only three hands? sounds more like crazy luck to me

6/15/2011 7:46:33 PM

It deals you one hand, and you keep what you want and it applies to the number of hands you are playing, then you randomly draw cards to complete the number of hands.

I was dealt 6 6 6 6 A. Kept the 6 6 6 6 and then all three hands had four sixes and a random card. On hind site, I just realized I may have fucked myself out of a shit ton by not keeping that A because there may have been a huge bonus for having an A as the fifth card....DAMMIT!!!

6/15/2011 7:50:41 PM

Bertolli's is shit. Go to Trader Joe's. Their pre-packaged meals are cheaper, tastier, and better for you.

6/15/2011 7:52:31 PM

Pro tip: never purchase the khanki microwavable dinners, tasted terrible.

6/15/2011 8:10:11 PM