LET'S GO RACIN', BOYS!

5/29/2011 1:53:45 AM

THREE WIDE, D.W., THREE WIDE

5/29/2011 1:55:37 AM

It isn't gay if it's 3 wide.

5/29/2011 4:25:38 AM

I expected a thread about Toadbert, by boogity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HiWp0w-G58#t=08m20s

5/29/2011 7:47:11 AM

I just watched that whole thing.

5/29/2011 8:13:53 AM

with dale jr in the middle its a 3 wide

5/29/2011 8:51:20 AM

I wish DW called the Indy 500.

5/29/2011 1:33:32 PM

I do not. ABC is bad enough...

5/29/2011 1:36:52 PM

the only thing better than getting him to call the race would be getting rid of musberger and that stupid push to pass button.

5/29/2011 1:40:53 PM

Push to pass doesn't really bother me. It's largely ineffective. I just wish the Versus crew could broadcast the race.

Oh, and I'm glad they're getting a new car next year. This current 8 year old car is tired and worn out in my eyes. I'm really looking forward to next year. 3 engine manufacturers, turbo engines, new car (one designed to actually run on road courses!).

Although I'm amazed that these guys don't know how to put a damn tire on... 2 cars missing tires. Amazing.

5/29/2011 1:43:57 PM

Musberger just interviewed the only person at the speedway older than him.

5/29/2011 1:54:36 PM

Quote :

"Push to pass doesn't really bother me. It's largely ineffective"

since it just got used to pass for the lead.

and also, that is why you shouldn't interview a 96 year old man on live tv.

5/29/2011 2:01:30 PM

I didn't say that it was totally ineffective. I feel the draft at Indy plays a larger role.

5/29/2011 2:04:24 PM

Morphine Boy, if you want to watch the 71-part walkthrough from the beginning, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgaBxiqA7FM&playnext=1&list=PL2239B8552CA94F9A

5/29/2011 2:21:51 PM

musberger sure loves danica patrick

5/29/2011 2:32:45 PM

i have to admit, this was pretty exciting.

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 3:13 PM. Reason : hahahahaha that sumbitch slammed into the wall coming out of turn 4 on the last lap.]

5/29/2011 3:12:22 PM

I know....

I actually yelled "OH MY GOD!"

I couldn't believe he did that!

And he still finished 2nd.

5/29/2011 3:16:16 PM

he really drove the wheels off that car.

5/29/2011 3:19:27 PM

that was nuts

5/29/2011 3:22:01 PM

^^ ZING!

5/29/2011 3:29:28 PM

Quote :

"However, coming out of the last turn, Hildebrand mistakenly pushed the "push to crash" button and crashed into the outside wall, coasting into a second place finish just barely behind Dan Wheldon."

wikipedia bringing the funny

5/29/2011 3:35:32 PM

5/29/2011 7:16:53 PM

RUBBIN' IS RACIN'

5/29/2011 11:03:02 PM

seriously, what a fucked up sport where guys can't drive in a god damned circle in a car that steers towards the turn on its own without crashing every fucking 10 laps

5/29/2011 11:09:14 PM

we get it man. you hate nascar.

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 11:10 PM. Reason : umad]

5/29/2011 11:10:04 PM

the last 10 laps were full of retard

5/29/2011 11:10:25 PM

well, what do you expect with a bunch of guys that can't drive a car in a circle

5/29/2011 11:13:05 PM

So don't watch. Stop posting like people care about what you have to say.

5/29/2011 11:38:39 PM

^^ what sports do you like?

5/29/2011 11:39:38 PM

what a fucked up sport where people can't throw a ball through a hoop more than 40-50% of the time.

what a fucked up sport where people can't hit a tiny little piece of plastic into a large goal more than 3 times a game.

what a fucked up sport where people can't hit a little ball with a big stick more than 30% of the time.

what a fucked up sport where people can't kick a ball through a big ass goal with only one person in front of it more than once a game and they fall down all the goddamn time too.

what a fucked up sport where people run around in circles. i mean they make cars, just drive. it's faster.

what a fucked up sport where people ride horses around in a circle. horses aren't as fast as cheetahs.

what a fucked up sport where people punch each other in the face. just shoot the guy.

5/29/2011 11:46:26 PM

what a fucked up sport where people can't throw a ball through a hoop more than 40-50% of the time.

what a fucked up sport where people can't hit a tiny little piece of plastic into a large goal more than 3 times a game.

what a fucked up sport where people can't hit a little ball with a big stick more than 30% of the time.

what a fucked up sport where people can't kick a ball through a big ass goal with only one person in front of it more than once a game and they fall down all the goddamn time too.

what a fucked up sport where people run around in circles. i mean they make cars, just drive. it's faster.

what a fucked up sport where people ride horses around in a circle. horses aren't as fast as cheetahs.

what a fucked up sport where people punch each other in the face. just shoot the guy.

5/29/2011 11:48:03 PM

and all of those are still more difficult than driving a car in a circle when the car is already set up to drive in a god damned circle

5/30/2011 12:00:19 AM

<---would love to see your bitch ass drive 200 mph with 40+ other cars

5/30/2011 12:05:05 AM

yep, falling down and acting like you are hurt on a soccer field is definitely harder.

5/30/2011 12:05:31 AM

yep. stoppin after the race is definitely harder

5/30/2011 12:06:28 AM

Quote :

"and all of those are still more difficult than driving a car in a circle when the car is already set up to drive in a god damned circle"

The job pays a few million a year, which on top of the nothing you make right now, it would be a nice bonus.

5/30/2011 12:28:48 AM

Quote :

"what a fucked up sport where people can't hit a tiny little piece of plastic into a large goal more than 3 times a game."

good thing we use vulcanized rubber, and not plastic, in hockey.

seriously, those guys using plastic are pussies. fucking roller hockey douches.

5/30/2011 12:31:35 AM

whatever dude. YOU GET MY POINT

5/30/2011 12:34:08 AM

I love watching non racing fans talk about racing.

5/30/2011 12:37:32 PM