Is it watermelon season at the Farmer's Market yet?

Nothing like getting a 20lb melon for $5 bucks.

Please guys....I have a match tonight

5/29/2011 8:33:10 PM

5/29/2011 8:34:48 PM

Thanks

for once you come in handy!

Ok what else do the blacks wanna know?

5/29/2011 8:35:48 PM

Prime parody thread potential

5/29/2011 8:36:01 PM

What's a dollar buck?

Did NC secede from the Union again and establish its own currency?

5/29/2011 8:36:03 PM

I saw watermelons at the market last week.

5/29/2011 8:36:53 PM

I wonder if they're open tomorrow...

and by wonder I mean will anyone on tdub research that for me?

5/29/2011 8:37:44 PM

They're open 365 according to the giant electronic sign on Lake Wheeler.

5/29/2011 8:38:46 PM

You are good...I'd like to keep you in my pocket for reasons displayed above

5/29/2011 8:39:23 PM

You'll have to let us know if they're actually open tomorrow. I've always suspected that 365 thing was a lie. I have a hard time believing any farmers have their booths open Christmas Day

5/29/2011 8:40:22 PM

what does a good credit store look like?

where do people buy furniture other than Rent-A-Center?

so many questions.

5/29/2011 8:40:23 PM

Room Store? Hell I dunno...I got my furniture from Haverty's and Thomasville (IN THOMASVILLE)

Then again...I'm not black if that's what you're asking.

5/29/2011 8:41:34 PM

I went to look at a house today and the black guy sitting on the porch of the house next to it gave me a look that read, "Are you planning on gentrifying this here neighborhood?"

5/29/2011 8:47:28 PM

How can you tell if a black girl likes you or if she just thinks you're whack?

5/29/2011 8:48:28 PM

yuppies love to do that shit

5/29/2011 8:48:49 PM

yuppies love to do what?

Buy shit from famers instead of farming it themselves?

Sleep in a house they didn't build on their own?

Where are you going with this?

5/29/2011 8:50:28 PM

Yea you farm boys always beez hating on yuppies

5/29/2011 8:56:54 PM

I always dress in my finest polyester threads when I slop the hogs in the morning

Mama this boy won't be a farm boy forever. I am gonna move to the city and make it big with the corner office. Just need more hair gel and less agriculture.

5/29/2011 8:58:13 PM

i was talking about wolfpackgrr's post above mine about the neighborhood

5/29/2011 9:04:26 PM

5/29/2011 9:06:16 PM

lol

5/29/2011 9:14:02 PM

^^^ Yes, yuppies love to buy houses in their price range rather than buying a McMansion they can't afford

[Edited on May 29, 2011 at 9:14 PM. Reason : s]

5/29/2011 9:14:33 PM

i hate the mcmansions of suburbia as much as anyone

5/29/2011 9:16:01 PM

I do not see mangos in that list, sir.

5/29/2011 10:31:56 PM

bttt

5/29/2011 10:59:19 PM

gg sir

5/29/2011 11:06:46 PM

i thought u would like it

5/29/2011 11:13:28 PM

I always go into hiding during Okra season.

5/30/2011 1:01:58 AM

I can't wait for okra season!

5/30/2011 1:05:38 AM

I was at the farmers market yesterday and I didn't see any watermelon. I wasn't looking for watermelon so that could be why

5/30/2011 1:44:47 AM

you shoulda looked for them!

5/30/2011 2:20:59 AM

that could explain it

you people need to look for watermelon

5/30/2011 2:21:09 AM

WHITE FOLK DON'T KNOW NOTHIN BOUT NO WATERMELON.

(it's the best part of summer people.. come on now)

5/30/2011 2:24:08 AM

5/30/2011 2:25:47 AM

bttt

5/30/2011 11:20:30 AM

you gotta put the watermelon in the freezer for a few minutes first ... WOWIE ZOWIE!!

5/30/2011 1:21:55 PM

Who has the best fried chicken? KFC? Bojangles? Bubbas Black Shack?

5/30/2011 1:31:06 PM

We all know cantaloupe is better



om nom nom nom nom

5/30/2011 1:33:01 PM

I believe you meant who has the best friend chicken

5/30/2011 1:34:03 PM

churches, but its always in the hood

5/30/2011 1:50:34 PM

Mrs. Winner's has the best chicken

5/30/2011 2:00:32 PM

[Edited on May 31, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : e]

5/31/2011 1:13:39 PM

Quote :

"that could explain it you people need to look for watermelon"

i'm going on Saturday morning if you would like to join. i have a 2pm wedding in Durham so i'll have to go at like 8 or 9am.

5/31/2011 1:41:53 PM

oh my jesus that's early

but I could be up for 9am MAYBE

5/31/2011 1:43:57 PM

^^^hahahahahaha

5/31/2011 1:44:37 PM

Don't fuck with my watermelon

5/31/2011 6:39:20 PM

Quote :

"I went to look at a house today and the black guy sitting on the porch of the house next to it gave me a look that read, "Are you planning on gentrifying this here neighborhood?""

You get used to it.

5/31/2011 7:02:06 PM