http://www.wsmv.com/news/28074058/detail.html

5/31/2011 10:54:48 AM

5/31/2011 11:00:52 AM

Reads like an Onion headline.

5/31/2011 11:03:05 AM

[Edited on May 31, 2011 at 11:05 AM. Reason : .]

5/31/2011 11:05:01 AM

You'd have to be insane to go to a water park on Memorial Day anyway. But that's just me because I crowds.

5/31/2011 11:06:18 AM

Lol at the ginger in the middle of the vid talking about her kids and she looks like she's 13.

5/31/2011 11:32:24 AM

I think she said "Picking up, like, kids" not "My kids"

Also, the girl right after her looked like

5/31/2011 11:37:57 AM

Quote :

"The director of Metro Parks said swimmers with a receipt can contact the parks office and get a refund"

ah man, who keeps the receipt?

5/31/2011 11:38:24 AM

this thread is for pedophiles.

5/31/2011 12:33:25 PM

i meant the kids were angry because it was hot outside. not that the kids were beauty hot but temperature hot.

5/31/2011 12:44:55 PM

Can't they be both?

5/31/2011 12:46:47 PM

Pics of sexy kids or it didn't happen.

5/31/2011 12:48:56 PM

ibGeniuSxBoY who will say those kids had a right to be in that water park since the government owns it

5/31/2011 12:53:05 PM

i like how they show the black kids when talking about the fights

5/31/2011 1:10:04 PM

Not My Water Park – Lyrics

What has happened to this place
I don’t recognize it anymore
It used to be so fun and special
What is life worth living for

The dream is dead
Our land is gone
There’s a hole in my heart
And I can’t go on

There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park)
This was our land, our dream (our dream)
and they’ve taken it all away

They just keep coming and coming (minorities)
I tried to go and tell the police
But even the authorities
Are minorities (are minorities)
At my water park

There’s no place for me to sit anymore
And the lines just keep getting crazier
There are Mexicans all around me
The lazy river has never been lazier

It’s a 40 minute wait to go down one slide
And the instructions are in Spanish on the Zip Line ride (just do it in English!)

There are too many minorities (too many)
At my water park (somebody do something)
Where did they all come from
Why can’t they leave this land alone

And it’s such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying)
We looked the other way too long
We’ve got to change our priorities
And get all these minorities
Out of my water park

(Minorities) Mexicans and Asians
Black people
I think I even saw Native Americans (gross)

God I’m asking please
Get all of these minorities
Out of my water park (my water park)

5/31/2011 1:51:40 PM

Quote :

"i like how they show the black kids when talking about the fights"

And interview the only white people there.

5/31/2011 2:00:14 PM

lol, thats why black ppl dont like to go swimming bc white folks always come out to arrest them

5/31/2011 2:15:19 PM

I never really understood the stereotype of black people not being able to swim because when I was a kid, there were close to an equal number of black kids and white kids (with a few mexicans), and we all knew how to swim, and went regularly to our neighborhood pool.

5/31/2011 2:21:44 PM