1. what's that like?

2. quixtar

3. no fatties


/poorly constructed thought of the day

6/1/2011 1:07:03 PM

I wouldn't know because i already know everyone

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6/1/2011 1:07:48 PM

the lady who cut my hair pretty much mickey moused my head with her tits yesterday

I consider that to be hitting on me

6/1/2011 1:08:43 PM

are the alleged "strangers" from the interwebs?

6/1/2011 1:09:54 PM

I sorry qfred. I thought you would recognize me

6/1/2011 1:10:17 PM

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"2. quixtar"

I'm assuming thats the reason for this thread...

6/1/2011 1:10:58 PM

i fux em if they cute

6/1/2011 1:11:25 PM

^^ pretty much. some dude at brueggers fell for it pretty hard at lunch today

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 1:12 PM. Reason : saw it coming a mile away]

6/1/2011 1:11:44 PM

Well this isn't what i was expecting

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6/1/2011 1:12:16 PM

lol wut

wrong number of ^

6/1/2011 1:12:24 PM

I, too, would like to know what this is like.

6/1/2011 1:13:06 PM

Its pretty amazing actually, and until they actually put that timeshare brochure in my hand, I pretend its because I'm just that good looking.

6/1/2011 1:18:27 PM

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"some dude at brueggers fell for it pretty hard at lunch today"

how did it go down?

i typically just completely ignore them...guess i could have some fun with them in the future tho

6/1/2011 1:21:41 PM

one time a magazine salesman came to my door in Raleigh and told me that he was trying to win a scholarship

I said I don't want your magazines

And then he called me a pussy


That was probably the answer I least expected, and it actually happened. So I said ok thanks bye, lol

6/1/2011 1:21:58 PM

as opposed to what, getting hit on by family?

6/1/2011 1:22:21 PM

more like friends

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 1:24 PM. Reason : and acquaintances]

6/1/2011 1:23:50 PM

but mostly family

6/1/2011 1:32:04 PM

Quote :

"but mostly "

6/1/2011 3:43:47 PM

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"When you get hit on by strangers 1. what's that like?"

Well there are three scenerios...

1. When the stranger is ugly: You think to yourself "Is she really hitting on me? She'd never get a piece of this even if she paid me. Oh god, I hope this doesn't become routine of her"

2. When the stranger is a'ight: You think to yourself, "Hmm she's a'ight. I'd hit it if she really comes onto me, but I could live without it. Oh god, I hope she's not clingy if we fuck. Maybe it'll be just a one time thing.

3. When the stranger is hot: You think to yourself, "Yeh right, she's not hitting on me. She's probably high maintenance. She's probably been around the block, too, if she's hitting on someone like me. She could get anyone, but she chose me? Yeh right. Must be a whore."

6/1/2011 3:54:24 PM

I have yet to get quixtar macked on. I hope to one day, so I can devour them alive.

6/1/2011 4:00:55 PM

I'm generally pretty oblivious to girls hitting on me, unless they basically perform a siege.

6/1/2011 4:07:38 PM

by which jadn means jam a thumb in his aux port

6/1/2011 4:10:13 PM

I need a bitch to boot me off of her removable media if you're pickin up what i'm putting down

6/1/2011 4:20:54 PM

Nowadays, I only get hit on by 60+ year old men. Usually I try to avoid the fact they are hitting on me and just stay in denial until they ask a blunt question like "do you have a boyfriend".

I've never had the quixtar spiff except once my cousin called me and left a voicemail about it.

6/1/2011 4:21:22 PM

I have jewish neighbors that run a meat market that tried to get me on it. They are a father and son team and they tried to force quixtar down my throat saying "running businesses will never make you successful, but quixtar will. You just sit back and let the residual income start piling up and let others work for you"

6/1/2011 4:26:15 PM

you people, its not quixtar, its pixar. Jeez.

6/1/2011 6:10:55 PM

i smile and say "thank you"

what are you supposed to do.

6/1/2011 6:11:49 PM

Quote :

"BUTT MOSTLY"

6/1/2011 6:13:23 PM

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"RUN A MEAT MARKET"

6/1/2011 8:10:50 PM

I usually turn away, plop brain, turn back, and put on my pudding face.

6/1/2011 8:13:59 PM

Believe it or not, this has happened to me. With real live women. Unfortunately, I never realize what's going on until it's much too late to do anything about it. I just don't pick up on it at all. Which makes me feel bad because, 1) Now they feel all hurt and I'm not a mean person, and 2) They may have played with my penis. I'm getting a little better at reading the situation now, but not because of the vibes from the girl. Instead I look at the incredulous faces of my friends who can't believe I don't know what's happening.

The two times I've been hit on by dudes, though, I picked up on it right away. The first time it was bad. Not because I'm homophobic -- shit, my ego needs constant propping up, and the knowledge that anybody would want to have sex with me helps on that front. No, it was bad because the dude was an aggressive African who thought I was a prostitute. Never run faster in my life.

The second time it was just sad. I distinctly remember thinking, "I'm not gay, but if I were, I would be out of your league."

6/1/2011 8:21:03 PM

Sounds like a great movie title. Throw in Will Ferrel and you've got yourself a summer hit.

6/2/2011 11:33:56 AM

twist in the plot

Quote :

"2. quixtar"

6/2/2011 11:36:44 AM

this happens to me on occasion. i just say thank you and move along. if i weren't married it would be different though.

6/2/2011 12:02:39 PM

This actually happened to me as a fatty and I was surprised as hell.

and no quixtar.

6/2/2011 12:06:40 PM