ok folks. last night around 10pm I heard somebody trying to open my (locked) storm door. I turned on the light, nobody there.

this morning I walk outside and find this on the porch. looks like some kind of little tiny glass bottle or something:


i tried to move some of the pieces around, to figure out what it says.

so far all i've gotten is:

CAUTION
Contains Ammonia (?)
Keep out of reach of children

what the fuck is this and why is it on my front porch

6/1/2011 6:57:51 PM

It's a vial of lube. I think you have a secret admirer

6/1/2011 6:59:16 PM

alllright well that's fucking weird.

I'll let them admire some 00 buckshot if they try to break into my house again

[Edited on June 1, 2011 at 7:09 PM. Reason : any other opinions? seriously trying to figure this out]

6/1/2011 7:05:26 PM

KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

6/1/2011 7:10:09 PM

Seems pretty normal. If it said KEEP IN REACH OF CHILDREN, I'd be worried

6/1/2011 7:13:25 PM

maybe the criminal just finished watching Boondock Saints?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090727044944AA1kRN2

6/1/2011 7:13:25 PM