How come you won't accept my facebook friend request? You always post on my buddies' posts and your thumbnail pic is real cute. Girl I's tryin to know ya

6/2/2011 3:16:15 AM

she's just not that into you

6/2/2011 3:21:26 AM

Dear Egyeyes,

I've been facebook stalking you for a min. I'm trying to rape you.....dude is sweating this chick a lil hard I think

6/2/2011 7:54:43 AM

Creepy muthafucka is creepy

6/2/2011 8:08:26 AM

BUT I GOTTA CATCH EM ALL. I GOT LIKE 148/151

6/2/2011 8:47:23 AM

Let us know if this works.

6/2/2011 8:48:06 AM

sas

6/2/2011 10:00:32 AM

notverysmoothcrim

6/2/2011 10:02:47 AM

You should've asked her why she hasn't added you yet

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

6/2/2011 10:35:10 AM

while I may have been drunk when making this thread, the sentiments are true.

6/2/2011 11:39:59 AM

I may have been hungover when I posted that and in rereading it sounds like I meant accept your request but that is not what I meant.

I'm astraladvent and I appproved this message.

6/2/2011 11:48:58 AM

I hope egyeyes can escape this raping with minimal injuries

6/2/2011 12:15:35 PM

and people wonder why chicks on this site are creeped out a lot

6/2/2011 12:36:18 PM

Dear egyeyes,
If you were to ever be harmed like mentioned above, I would snap a dick with a bear trap.

Much love,
punchmonk

6/2/2011 12:46:52 PM

In the words of James earl jones "violence begets violence"

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

6/2/2011 1:47:00 PM

Dear Punchmonk,
let's do lunch, k?

6/2/2011 2:15:37 PM

You must be approached by the elusive egyeyes before you can be put on the list. And that's the first list. You have to progress through many lists before you can be contacted on Facebook.

You sir are not on any list. This ends our business. Good day sir.

6/2/2011 11:18:26 PM

omg i <3 punchmonk! ahahahaha

and egyeyes, too. duhhhhh.

6/2/2011 11:26:42 PM

Give the op a chance. He's earned it.

6/2/2011 11:29:50 PM

Dear Egyeyes,

You seem cool, but I can't tell if you're hot, because all I can see is that one picture of your eyeball.

Please address this oversight at your earliest convenience.

[Edited on June 3, 2011 at 12:30 AM. Reason : dear...oops]

6/3/2011 12:19:48 AM

Quote :

"Dead Egyeyes"

6/3/2011 12:20:55 AM

Dear egyeyes,

Thanks for the food porn

6/3/2011 12:22:04 AM

No update. This story died so fast

6/3/2011 6:19:46 PM