So there's a really hot girl with huge boobs and a tiny waist in my store. She talks to me all the time but she is really "huggy" meaning she loves to hug me when she first sees me and again when she leaves. Her boyfriend, who is really cool is with her but less talky.

What is proper etiquette when approaching the couple?


Should I say hi to her first and give her a small hug and then acknowledge him by saying hi and shaking his hand?

or

Should I bypass her open arms to shake his hand and acknowledge he exists, then turn around and give her a great big hug?






Boobs.

6/4/2011 12:45:22 AM

Shake her hand and then go hug her boyfriend.

Then make her a pizza with nothing but sausage on it. No cheese, no sauce.

Guaranteed customer for life.

6/4/2011 12:51:15 AM

hug her with the left arm, with your eyes on him and a nod, and your right hand getting ready to shake his.

or just pick her up and spin her around and ignore him completely

6/4/2011 12:52:47 AM

Virgins need not reply.


I don't know if I could pick her up, her boobs have some 'poundage'.

[Edited on June 4, 2011 at 12:53 AM. Reason : .]

6/4/2011 12:52:59 AM

hug her first, if the boyfriend gets mad just blame someone else like you always do

6/4/2011 12:59:23 AM

Take pics of tits

6/4/2011 1:00:35 AM

Let me put it more bluntly.

She has talked to her bf about wanting a threesome. Get on the bf's good side and you'll be on the top of the list plus extra business.

6/4/2011 1:02:10 AM

Follow your natural inclination to become aroused at said stimulus.

Upon presumable rapid onset of erection first slightly drive it into her leg to entice her.

See how things progress from there.

6/4/2011 1:53:39 AM

I really hate overly-huggy people. It's always fat girls. I of course enjoy hugs with friends I see somewhat infrequently, and of course that half-handshake-half-manhug thing with my buddies but those people (fat chicks) that are so desperate for that contact that they will wait an inordinate amount of time or go way too far out of their way for it really irk me

And I can only imagine how girls feel about this coming from creepy/gropey guys

6/4/2011 2:53:21 AM

let it be known, dave hates fat chicks

6/4/2011 3:02:39 AM

The answer is: NONE Pizza with Left Beef

6/4/2011 3:11:18 AM

Nah I just hate the ones that are like fat sticky treefrogs

6/4/2011 3:23:27 AM

That's an elegant, simple description. Well done, sir!

[Edited on June 4, 2011 at 3:29 AM. Reason : but how many fat, sticky treefrogs have you encountered in your life?]

6/4/2011 3:29:29 AM

keep her on her toes, when he's around go for a milder hug, when he's not go full bore with a spin if you must. always acknowledge him, if she makes the first huggy move then do so after her, if not him first.

6/4/2011 3:34:12 AM

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"hug her first, if the boyfriend gets mad just blame someone else like you always do"

Easily the best post I have ever read. saps, if you ever need a working kidney, I'll steal one for you.

6/4/2011 3:43:03 AM

^ +1

6/4/2011 3:45:05 AM

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"hug her first, if the boyfriend gets mad just blame someone else like you always do"

hahaha nice!


I wanna upload a pic of this chick but i'm too lazy.

6/4/2011 4:18:14 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_side_hug

6/4/2011 5:02:11 AM

Grab her tits

6/4/2011 6:11:38 AM

The hover hand is always an optimal solution.

6/4/2011 7:17:20 AM

Option A.

6/4/2011 7:47:39 AM

Lol @ hover hand

6/4/2011 8:27:53 AM

Are you socially awkward? I can't imagine this is a legitimate question for someone with any modicum of social awareness.

6/4/2011 9:04:42 AM

Hug her and forget he exists. He can only get mad at his girl for being a hugger, not the victim.

6/4/2011 9:12:54 AM

Grab her ass.

6/4/2011 9:13:43 AM

http://thehoverhand.com

6/4/2011 9:35:10 AM

6/4/2011 9:43:39 AM

srsly, pix or it didn't happen

6/4/2011 10:30:43 AM

separated hips hug..

6/4/2011 10:35:57 AM

Pull her in close and nibble her ear.

6/4/2011 10:48:32 AM

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"I really hate overly-huggy people. It's always fat girls."

LMAO

6/4/2011 1:05:32 PM

Tell her the truth


You're gay and scared of the way gays will take you hugging a hot chick.

6/4/2011 1:09:44 PM

^or better yet, go straight to the guy and grope him.......maybe she will be jealous and you get your dream threesome...

6/4/2011 2:59:49 PM

I've been hugged more in the last 10 days then probably any time in my live, all by dudes though, well mostly dudes

one guy i literally had to tell him i couldnt breathe
another guy it was cool, but we weren't that cool to begin with, we just had not seen each other in years

I'm not much of a hugger though, only grandma gets a hug every time, grandpa gets a firm handshake

6/4/2011 3:16:44 PM

let her come to you.

6/4/2011 3:17:54 PM

I am not much of a hugger either, when all that goes down when family is leaving I sorta slip into another room or disappear then.....just dont really like it all that much...unless it is mom of course.

6/4/2011 3:18:29 PM

Disappearing when people are saying goodbye is a really socially awkward move.

6/4/2011 3:36:22 PM

i'd say it's avoiding a more socially awkward situation though

6/4/2011 3:37:26 PM

huggy girl is hug girl

6/4/2011 4:15:45 PM

One of these came into my bar last night...wanted at least 4 hugs over the course of the night. Couldn't wait to come post about it.

6/6/2011 12:00:50 PM

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"I really hate overly-huggy people. It's always fat girls."

truth

6/6/2011 12:02:21 PM

lol at hoverhand...

6/6/2011 12:04:55 PM

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"Shake her hand and then go hug her boyfriend."

lolol


i am on of these overly huggy people.

when people come in my family with new boyfriends or girlfriends i always introduce myself and give them a hug. i then explain that it's normal for us.
most of my family is that way.
my aunt kisses them on the cheek.

people i know really well (read JTMONEYNCSU, kiljadn, WillemJoel, sumfoo1, etc etc there are more) i'll sometimes kiss on the cheek when i say goodbye.

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 12:22 PM. Reason : -->

6/6/2011 12:19:37 PM

the hot girl version of over huggy girls are girls that kiss hello

this is because over huggy girls want to do this but think you'll be offended.

^lol and i typed this WHILE she typed that...

<-- WIN!

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 12:20 PM. Reason : LOL]

6/6/2011 12:19:56 PM

^lol

6/6/2011 12:23:18 PM

I hug all hot girls, even when it presents it self with that awkard pause moment of the "wtf" eye contact. I still go in for the hug. Hell I do it to girls that I don't even know, better than a hand shake. And if the hug lasts for that uncomfortably long period, I usually say "Owww, you smell pretty" for the added effect.

Usually ends with a laugh... or a restraining order.

6/6/2011 12:36:21 PM

what you do is you grab their ass when given the "wtf" eye contact.

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 12:44 PM. Reason : This is "internet i'm a badass foo1" talking irl foo1 is like.. dude chill its no biggie.]

6/6/2011 12:41:52 PM

6/6/2011 12:42:21 PM

would
not
hug

6/6/2011 12:45:09 PM

Nah, I give them a titty twister and a bud lite.

6/6/2011 12:45:35 PM