Is it even possible in the first place?

6/4/2011 3:55:58 PM

it's like a forced christian side hug...

6/4/2011 3:56:33 PM

•Secure all scented items by hanging at least 10 feet off ground and 5 feet from tree.
•Restrict all cooking, eating, cleaning activities and food storage to 100 feet downwind
•Never leave any food scraps or garbage out
•Wash dishes and utensils immediately - dispose of waste water downwind, 100 feet from sleeping area
•Always use flashlight and extra caution when moving around at night
•Store all food and odorous attractants (including garbage and cooking clothes) in sealed bags or in airtight canister

6/4/2011 3:56:58 PM

You get a length of rope, use one arm to sling it around behind her and the other hand to grab it. It's the only way to go about it. Although then you'd have to ask yourself some serious questions about your choice in people to hug.

6/4/2011 4:40:03 PM

Are you suggesting such an apparatus

6/4/2011 4:44:31 PM

That was pretty much what I had in mind, yeah.

6/4/2011 4:46:00 PM

1) No person shall within any park (including any zoo area) molest, chase, wound, trap, hunt, shoot, throw missiles at, kill or remove any animal, any nest, or the eggs of any amphibian, reptile or bird; or knowingly buy, receive, have in his or her possession, sell or give away any such animal or egg taken from or killed within any park (including any zoo area).
2) No person shall feed animals in any park (including any zoo area) except unconfined squirrels and birds, and where specifically authorized by the Commissioner. The Commissioner may also designate certain areas where all feeding of animals is prohibited. It shall be a violation of these rules to feed animals in any area where such feeding is prohibited.

6/4/2011 5:26:49 PM

i got hugged by some drunk guys last night. i should have asked them how difficult it was.

6/4/2011 7:30:39 PM

no, if the fatties start to hug you just toss a twinkie at them, it'll distract them so you can flee for your life.

6/5/2011 2:21:53 PM

Quote :

"•Always use flashlight and extra caution when moving around at night"

6/5/2011 6:17:25 PM

I like to smother skinny people with mah belley.

6/5/2011 6:18:34 PM