Quote :

"It shall be unlawful for any person in a park to construct or erect any building or structure of whatever kind, whether permanent or temporary in character, or run or string any public service utility into, upon, or across park lands, except for special written permit issued hereunder."

6/4/2011 5:24:31 PM

k

6/4/2011 5:34:01 PM

wat

6/4/2011 5:50:14 PM

I don't see how that means no sex.

6/4/2011 5:53:27 PM

6/4/2011 5:56:03 PM

Is this an "erect a structure of any kind whether permanent or temporary" joke?

If so....fail

6/4/2011 5:58:36 PM

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"another merbig fail"

6/4/2011 6:25:35 PM

You can't pitch tents with morning wood?

6/4/2011 6:30:25 PM

Worst attempt ever

6/4/2011 9:36:23 PM

*sigh

6/4/2011 9:37:14 PM

Look even if we granted you the weak "erect a structure" metaphor.

It still clearly says in a park in the law.

You can't have sex in a park, are you surprised by that?

6/4/2011 9:40:16 PM

For once, a thread that makes sense. A+++ merbig!

6/4/2011 10:09:34 PM

With every thread I read on tww, I die a little inside.

6/5/2011 2:00:24 AM

turrrible

6/5/2011 2:35:27 AM

don't need a building, permanent or temporary, to have sex with someone in a park... I learned this from Russians.

6/5/2011 8:11:05 AM

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"You can't have sex in a park, are you surprised by that?"

Yes.

And the confines of the park was never defined.

6/5/2011 8:46:17 AM

horrible thread -100/10

6/5/2011 2:20:46 PM

This is the worst thread I've seen on here in a long time. Fail

6/5/2011 2:24:05 PM

18 responses for a horrible thread is more like a win.

Thanks guys.

6/5/2011 3:02:01 PM

no

it's not at all like that

6/5/2011 3:19:19 PM

It's exactly like that. This thread is full of win.

6/5/2011 3:29:02 PM