swim

6/5/2011 9:58:26 AM

ride a bike

foreal. i just never learned.

6/5/2011 9:58:52 AM

^ this makes me

6/5/2011 10:00:14 AM

juggle. I've tried and tried but I just can't do it. my wife can juggle all day and night though.

6/5/2011 10:02:26 AM

i wonder how long it would take an adult to learn to ride a bike. my guess is not very long

6/5/2011 10:03:04 AM

Raise both arms above my head.

6/5/2011 10:09:21 AM

Play softball and stuff where you have to hit a ball with something... I mean, I can physically try but my depth perception is so terrible I think it's closer when it's farther away :/


Oh and I also cant reach the top cabinet/shelf without a chair

6/5/2011 10:11:24 AM

Juggle grrrrr. I will teach myself one day.

6/5/2011 10:28:03 AM

6/5/2011 10:36:26 AM

^That too! I have to use my other hand to form it.

6/5/2011 10:37:02 AM

Catch anything thrown at me, for the same reason as Sam.

6/5/2011 10:44:33 AM

whistle

6/5/2011 10:44:43 AM

Nerdchick can't smell, or something like that

6/5/2011 11:09:01 AM

Quote :

"ride a bike"

you need to learn. I've got an extra bike and will teach you!

6/5/2011 11:12:17 AM

^^ I don't do that very well either. I can smell things, but often I think I smell things that aren't there, and most of the time to smell things that smell good someone has to point out to me that the smell is there. I think something is wired wrong.

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 11:14 AM. Reason : .]

6/5/2011 11:14:14 AM

^^ only pain and scars will come from learning now.

Grown woman with training wheels





[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 11:16 AM. Reason : ]

6/5/2011 11:14:26 AM

Whistle

6/5/2011 11:28:55 AM

PackPrincess i might have to take you up on that offer!

(btw I hardly look like a grown woman.. I think i look 14 )

6/5/2011 11:39:26 AM

Golf.

And I'm extremely competitive so it pisses me off.

6/5/2011 11:48:23 AM

Grow a beard. I've never had to shave

6/5/2011 12:05:45 PM

If you don't learn to ride a bike by the time you are 12 it is physically impossible to learn. You also should get your citizenship revoked

I can't play real sports. I can play knockout, poison (the best bball game ever but no one has heard of it) and ultimate like no other. But I suck at normal sports. I also can't give birth anymore

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 12:10 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2011 12:07:35 PM

^I grew up in a big city and could walk everywhere I needed to go; I never felt the need to learn so I just never did. Also, it's not too late to learn

6/5/2011 12:11:04 PM

It's never too late to learn.

Also, I can't whistle. I wish I could.

6/5/2011 12:16:21 PM

Its okay it will just be one of those things that normal people can do but you can't. Bikes are doper in big cities imo. Rode everywhere when I lived in LA was pointless to drive unless I was going somewhere that involed one of those fun freeways

I'm glad I can't whistle. People who whistle are annoying as fuck. The only thing that isn't annoying to whistle is the andy griffin theme song

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 12:18 PM. Reason : fuck them whistlin show offs]

6/5/2011 12:17:07 PM

TWW needs to band together and teach her (on grass first)

6/5/2011 12:17:08 PM

people who dont know how to swim need to get on that asap, useless drowning is useless.


I never could do a handstand. I always had too much momentum turning it into a cartwheel. I'd like to do this one day; I hope yoga teaches me;

6/5/2011 12:28:32 PM

Quote :

"If you don't learn to ride a bike by the time you are 12 it is physically impossible to learn."

I didn't learn until I was 15. Tried many times as a kid and could never figure it out so I just gave up. Then my step-mom's dad taught me how to in under an hour one day.

Also didn't learn to dive into a pool until I was around 17 or 18. Taught myself to juggle in high school. I didn't touch a soccer ball between when I was in 1st grade and 2008. Decided to start playing competitively and picked it up to the point that I'm half way decent and play weekly now.

You are never too old to learn new things.

6/5/2011 12:29:33 PM

I can't rollerskate

6/5/2011 12:33:11 PM

Quote :

"Also didn't learn to dive into a pool until I was around 17 or 18."

me too

6/5/2011 12:34:38 PM

So I guess I am the only one that had a childhood


Lol I grew up with a pool but I can't dive. My dad used to put like 900 gallons of chlorine in that bitch so I was always afraid to go underwater and come out blind or something

I'm astraladvent and I approved this message

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 12:37 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2011 12:35:04 PM

I can't tell jokes that carry a story.

I can't come up with the right words that I'm looking for to explain simple expressions precisely, exactly, and without ambiguity.

6/5/2011 12:38:37 PM

Cartwheels

6/5/2011 12:39:23 PM

Quote :

"Play softball and stuff where you have to hit a ball with something... I mean, I can physically try but my depth perception is so terrible I think it's closer when it's farther away :/"

&

Quote :

"Catch anything thrown at me, for the same reason as Sam."

These make me & .

6/5/2011 12:44:59 PM

i can't do much of anything left-handed or left-footed

unless it involves my right hand too (i can bat left-handed somewhat)

6/5/2011 12:48:53 PM

Quote :

"Grow a beard. I've never had to shave "

Don't be so sad. Shaving is a goddamn curse.

6/5/2011 1:01:43 PM

i'd trade being able to write cursive for the ability to not grow a beard

6/5/2011 1:03:03 PM

I don't think it's possible for me to bust a nut wearing a condom. Goddamn I hate those things.

6/5/2011 1:07:10 PM

I'm just gonna throw this out there


The thread should be called "Things you're not good at".... Because I would say most, if not all, of the things being mentioned people can do but they just suck at them or aren't very good

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 1:17 PM. Reason : Except for the hand and whistling thing, idk what to really say about those ]

6/5/2011 1:16:49 PM

sing
juggle

6/5/2011 1:24:01 PM

Dance

I just stand behind women at the club

6/5/2011 1:25:05 PM

skate, skateboard, rollerblade, etc.


never learned, kinda sad cause i wish i could skateboard w/all teh cool 12yo's that hang out on campus

6/5/2011 1:33:29 PM

I can't ride a bike either.

6/5/2011 1:34:28 PM

Keep my phone out of the damn beer cooler

6/5/2011 1:36:50 PM

3030, way past the millennium

I'm right handed but I throw a frisbee left handed. Can't throw it right handed for shit.

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 1:39 PM. Reason : ]

6/5/2011 1:39:35 PM

I can't snap my fingers.

6/5/2011 2:15:17 PM

I can't touch my toes.

6/5/2011 2:32:14 PM

Suck my own dick (I've been cursed with having to find others to do it for me).

or teleport

or fly

I also can't juggle.

6/5/2011 3:10:28 PM

curl my tongue

6/5/2011 3:24:12 PM

i can't "roll" my tongue either

be tall

see without contacts

other than that, i can't really think of anything.

6/5/2011 3:39:34 PM

I can't drive a manual...


Of course I have yet to try. Brett of course insists that I learn this immediately. I can why it would be a good skill to have, but I am scared to try. Thus, I have not.


Yet.

6/5/2011 4:21:11 PM