I want to die while I kill 3 fucking ninjas, bang the top ninja ringleader's hot Japanese wife and impregnate her with my seed. Mr Kawasaki may kill me, but I will have the last laugh as he has a mixed baby from his wife who will have a stretched poon and no more ninja minions.

Anderson Cooper will blow his load to that story!

6/5/2011 3:40:27 PM

6/5/2011 3:43:29 PM

I always knew you was yeller...

6/5/2011 3:45:03 PM

All I got from this was that you want to fuck a motorcycle...

6/5/2011 3:47:03 PM

6/5/2011 3:50:30 PM

^^

6/5/2011 3:51:35 PM

in the apocalypse

6/5/2011 4:06:38 PM

hey look, another shitty thread by merbig what a surprise

6/5/2011 4:36:27 PM

If you don't like my threads, feel free to make a better one. On a slow day like today, you faggots sure as hell aren't being entertaining.

6/5/2011 8:05:34 PM

i never understood the appeal of calling someone a faggot on the internet.

unless they are saying annoying, faggy things, like, "people from phoenix are phoenicians"

6/5/2011 8:10:42 PM

haha louis ck^

[Edited on June 5, 2011 at 8:14 PM. Reason : but for srs, probably in my sleep]

6/5/2011 8:11:49 PM

thread created. hoping for the non-failure of it now

6/5/2011 8:12:38 PM

Spaghettification

6/5/2011 10:15:35 PM

I think I'll eventually die from blunt force trauma to the cranium after excessive facepalming in a merbig thread.

6/5/2011 10:21:30 PM

Quote :

"another merbig fail"

6/5/2011 10:22:51 PM

I'm gonna live fowevva

6/5/2011 10:23:39 PM

having sex with a hot woman

6/5/2011 10:24:10 PM

^that will only happen if money and a pistol was involved... make some coke.

6/5/2011 10:25:32 PM

in a huge explosion on live tv. I want to live in infamy

6/6/2011 12:50:52 AM

They say the first man to live to a 150 years old has already been born.

That man is me.

6/6/2011 12:54:58 AM

die??

unless somebody forgets to back up my brain drive, I don't plan on dying

6/6/2011 12:58:09 AM

6/6/2011 12:58:53 AM

bubblebobble JR you're gonna die real soon

6/6/2011 12:59:00 AM

I want to die by being stabbed in merbig's chest by a pen to the heart.

6/6/2011 12:59:18 AM

Insulin pump failure in my sleep.

[Edited on June 6, 2011 at 1:22 AM. Reason : Just some seizures and terror for fun.]

6/6/2011 1:22:13 AM