I need a potential boyfriend for my best friend....any takers?

6/8/2011 7:51:19 PM

Slave Famous

Also, does she have any really strange neuroses like not being able to drive to Wilmington without freaking out?

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 7:55 PM. Reason : x]

6/8/2011 7:54:38 PM

this will end well

6/8/2011 7:55:28 PM

How much do you hate your "best friend" if you're willing to subject them to the best of TWW?

6/8/2011 7:55:36 PM

nah, I'm good.

6/8/2011 7:56:34 PM

^^

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 7:57 PM. Reason : ^]

6/8/2011 7:56:55 PM

a/s/l check

6/8/2011 7:58:33 PM

nah i dont hate her

6/8/2011 7:58:58 PM

^^^^^

you must if you've come here.
don't lie

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 7:59 PM. Reason : this has been done before]

6/8/2011 7:59:04 PM

<----this guy



I've got no shame!

6/8/2011 7:59:29 PM

Really useless without pictures.

6/8/2011 7:59:38 PM

tke let me see your picture

6/8/2011 8:00:31 PM

Quote :

"this will end well"

6/8/2011 8:02:53 PM

here's a pic of the best friend

6/8/2011 8:03:12 PM

6/8/2011 8:07:04 PM

came to post ^

6/8/2011 8:13:46 PM

I agree

let TKE-Teg date her

if she's imperfect, i'll bat cleanup

6/8/2011 9:27:21 PM

ASL

6/8/2011 9:27:58 PM

If she's fat tell her to move to fayetteville

6/8/2011 9:31:38 PM

she is the one in the pink bikini

6/8/2011 9:43:16 PM

on a scale of marshmallow to fried chicken, how fat is she?

6/8/2011 9:48:36 PM

<----this guy


[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 10:10 PM. Reason : eh fuck it give it a shot. ]

6/8/2011 10:09:03 PM

6/8/2011 10:11:32 PM

Gangster pic in gallery. Hit me up

6/8/2011 10:12:07 PM

Quote :

"Really useless without pictures."

and



Ragged looks a lot like Dave Chapelle...

[Edited on June 8, 2011 at 10:17 PM. Reason : .]

6/8/2011 10:14:00 PM

GENTLEMEN http://dudelol.com/gentlemunn/

6/8/2011 10:31:56 PM

<----

Oh, and

Quote :

"this will end well"

6/9/2011 12:24:52 AM

you have to tell me more about her

what does she do?

6/9/2011 12:26:51 AM

6/9/2011 12:31:43 AM

which friend lol

6/9/2011 12:37:29 AM

...start your engines?

what's the compensation for this position? i'm down

6/9/2011 1:06:16 AM

this is like a job posting with no mention of duties or compensation

I'm flagging this post

6/9/2011 1:07:26 AM

Do I know this friend? I have a couple single guy friends

6/9/2011 1:09:45 AM

<---- single and employed!

6/9/2011 1:13:46 AM

6/9/2011 3:10:03 AM

So yeah, is she hot?? I'll holler.

6/9/2011 3:52:44 AM

Quote :

"Age : 5 Sex : F"

OH FUCK! Careful fellers

6/9/2011 3:53:29 AM

http://charlotte.craigslist.org/roo/2423024463.html

Quote :

"$200 Live in girlfriend/companionship wanted - cheap rent (concord) I just recently purchased a 2 bedroom trailer in a quiet trailer park and I am looking for some companionship. About me, I am 34 years old white male, self employed website designer. Would like to find an attractive female in her 20's to move in as a live in girlfriend and help me out around the place with cleaning, cooking, etc. i have 2 small dogs, a maltese and a chinese crested powder puff. Rent is $200 per month with all utilities included. Satellite tv, hi speed internet, etc included. Also have washer/dryer, 2 bathrooms and one has a nice garden tub. Just bought a camaro last week. I just moved here from NY a month ago so would like to find a nice girl that knows the area and can show me around and have a good time. You can email me or text my cell 704-425-2849. please have face pics available and tell me some details about yourself "

6/9/2011 8:25:05 AM

dear wlfpckrcd,

i'm a 26 year old white male. i am drug and disease free. i enjoy long walks on the beach and rescuing small animals with sad eyes. i am tall and attractive; i've been told that my golden eyes are like a window to my caring soul. i am looking for a good woman with similar interests. i am single and have a great, secure job that i enjoy. i supported myself through school and that work ethic drives me to successes today. in my free time i enjoy trying new beers, volunteering, or taking spontaneous trips to the beach. i have great personal hygiene, i never made anything less than a check-plus in grade school for hygiene. i would like to submit my application and think that i can bring a lot to your friend but withhold the right to remove it should your friend not be attractive.

thank you,
rbrthwrd

6/9/2011 8:34:31 AM

worthless without pics

6/9/2011 8:35:19 AM

^^^ $200 + "girlfriend duties"? Basically he's your pimp...

6/9/2011 9:43:00 AM

Surprisingly I think I will pass on this one

6/9/2011 9:53:16 AM

is she DTF?

6/9/2011 10:48:32 AM

LETS BROADEN OUR MINDS.


LAWRENCE!?

6/9/2011 10:50:02 AM

lol i wonder how many PMs she has gotten

6/9/2011 10:52:03 AM

I'll be her boyfriend.

TWW says I should move on anyway.

Make it a TWW project.

6/9/2011 10:57:13 AM

I hear Sexpencil is available.

6/9/2011 10:59:07 AM

^^ if there was a battle over who gets this girl, I'd vote for Pikey. He deserves it.

6/9/2011 11:05:28 AM

Wait.... who on here did sexpencil used to date?

6/9/2011 11:13:54 AM

^^ if he doesnt screw it up and drift into the black hole that is the friend zone.

6/9/2011 11:16:53 AM