so I stopped bitching in the other thread (refd later)


and so I was in the library today (as per the usual in my awesome life)

and this chick was like, "oh hay you're the smart guy who thinks he's smarter than he is."

And I was like oh hay
and she was like help me with my homewerks and I said ok for sexual favors and she said okay win-win cuz I'da done it even without the homework help


win-win
funk over thx tdub

[Edited on June 9, 2011 at 6:23 PM. Reason : http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=613470]

6/9/2011 6:23:02 PM

but did you get some in the library?

6/9/2011 6:24:55 PM

Stop complaining to us and make it a tommy wiseau movie already.

6/9/2011 6:25:00 PM

lettuce know how her vagina smells.

6/9/2011 6:26:30 PM

smells like lettuce


and the library

6/9/2011 6:28:05 PM

TODAY WE ARE ALL LETTUCE

6/9/2011 6:28:41 PM

6/9/2011 9:35:03 PM

9th floor corner.

6/9/2011 9:37:31 PM

9th floor southwest corner was always my spot

double window view while I cried to myself quietly around 2 AM and counted how many times the guard missed their roundabouts that used to be more frequent

also I did a lot of video diary recording

Chicks dig me



will you all be my friends?

6/10/2011 7:18:24 PM

Quote :

"will you all be my friends? "

YEAH, YOU MOTHAFUCKIN' RIGHT

6/10/2011 7:19:32 PM

So today a bunch of people in class started talking about the IPO of facebook that's coming in about six months. A lot of people usually try to get me to join in conversation because I guess they're curious what I am thinking and I've been performing well. The prof has taken to calling people out as being dumbasses.

One of the more obnoxious dudes got called out for having a C in the course something to the effect of if you backed up your ego and comments with performance then you could talk more shit.

So anyway, called me out as a good performer and the conversation about the IPO was irrelevant and fucking up my day, so I kind of waited until everyone was quiet (it's not a seminar) and said, "You guys, can I just say something?" And they were all like wondering what I was gonna say

and I said, "You're wasting my time."

(IPO was non-germaine to the topic at hand) (I hate people)

ahahahahah fuck you and fuck your friends - YMCMB

6/15/2011 12:36:05 AM

This guy has more friends than you:

6/15/2011 12:40:23 AM

your mom has more boyfriends than I have friends

6/15/2011 12:42:12 AM

I guess if you count my father as a "boyfriend" you would be right!

6/15/2011 12:46:02 AM

LOGIC DOES NOT FLOW

6/15/2011 12:47:27 AM

You have 0 friends.

If my father counts as a "boyfriend" for my mother, then that would mean she has 1 boyfriend.

Therefore, she has more boyfriends than you have friends.

6/15/2011 12:49:06 AM

You should attempt suicide. That will get you some friends.

6/15/2011 12:50:01 AM

I have too many friends. she texted me a photo of her leyin in bed thinkin bout me so now I am all distracted n shit.....

i have too many friends


i wish I could go back to isolation so I could just have tdub and work ethic instead of libido and procrastination (& tdub)

7/6/2011 10:13:54 PM

You're really Andy Milonakis, right?

7/6/2011 10:20:26 PM