...the next girl they usually date isn't cute at all. or chubbier. I've seen this happen not just to me but quite a few of my friends.....I don't get it and yes it does hurt the ego.

Gentlemen, care to explain?

6/12/2011 2:30:56 AM

you THINK they arent...but they may be just as cute...its jealously

you have on rose colored glasses. no matter if she is cindy crawfords sister or cindy herself she will NEVER be perfect.

women are THE most territorial creatures on Earth.

or it could just be a rebound. sometimes you have to throw out the outlier

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:33 AM. Reason : f]

6/12/2011 2:32:48 AM

no personally I have no problem pointing out beautiful women and some of these girls that my friend's exes are with are like wtf are you serious?

6/12/2011 2:38:00 AM

Probably because they make a mean lasagna

6/12/2011 2:39:47 AM

Beauty is only skin deep. They probably wanted someone who they could bwn and have a conversation with. Grow the fuck up. Why would it bother you that they date someone not as attractive. That is the most narcissistic shit ive heard all day.


also, learn to cook. If you have a shitty personality, they won't care much if you make some bangin lasagna.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:42 AM. Reason : x]

6/12/2011 2:41:22 AM

Well I guess look at who Arnold cheated with...that's the level I am talking about. but not cheating with but rebounding with which can turn into a relationship.

I wonder if this also happens with the men.



[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:43 AM. Reason : ^ I already pt.ed it out its an ego thing, ps. I am a good cook ]

6/12/2011 2:41:35 AM

Well one explanation, especially if she's the one who ended it, is that it's a rebound, and he picked up the first girl he could get his hands on to make the pain go away.

If that's true, she should feel better, not worse.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:43 AM. Reason : dsf]

6/12/2011 2:41:56 AM

i have given you the explanation.

Quote :

"They probably wanted someone who they could bwn and have a conversation with."

if they are in a relationship. If they just hit it a couple of times than its a rebound and they were trying to get with whatever came easiest.

Also, aren't you almost 30 ? And you still think like a 18 year old. Grow the fuck up.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:47 AM. Reason : x]

6/12/2011 2:45:10 AM

easiest way to get over the last woman is to get under the next. no reason to be picky at that point.

6/12/2011 2:58:44 AM

Quote :

"no personally I have no problem pointing out beautiful women and some of these girls that my friend's exes are with are like wtf are you serious?"

I, too, have noticed this. But this may be because a bunch of the drop dead gorgeous ones had the cray cray. Otherwise I'm not sure why this phenomenon occurs.

6/12/2011 6:24:49 AM

I don't really care about the lasagna. That's what restaurants are for.

I want her to be extremely cool, extremely hot, and spectacularly good at humping.

6/12/2011 8:07:50 AM

Because fat/ugly girls do the things that the pretty ones won't.

Duh

6/12/2011 8:18:39 AM

They think your bat shit crazy and that maybe an ugly girl won't be... But they are crazy too...

Either that or it's a total loss in self confidence.

6/12/2011 8:24:19 AM

Because fat/ugly girls do the things that the pretty ones won't.

Duh

6/12/2011 8:28:32 AM

Family Guy explained this one time, they're called practice girls.


Lol jk but what theduke said rings true.

6/12/2011 8:38:30 AM

Quote :

"chubbier."

it blows girls minds that most men are attracted to curves, not emaciated protruding hipbones


and of course everyone rebounds with someone they are a little less choosy about. it's about getting back in top mental condition and feeling good about yourself again, not the person themself.

6/12/2011 9:47:49 AM

not me, fat chicks are gross. the average weight of girls i've dated is probably 115.

6/12/2011 9:48:47 AM

i feel the same way about every girl I've ever dated for a long period of time

most current ex is dating a dude with a Jew fro
the one before her got married (and divorced) to a dweeb
before her, the ex married a tubby, pimpled douchebag

no bitter

6/12/2011 9:49:43 AM

i'm probably less attractive than my kinda gf's ex. actually, i think thats generally pretty true with hookups and relationships ive been in.

i'm okay with it though, it means i'm doing something right. i have no problem playing out of my league.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 9:54 AM. Reason : .]

6/12/2011 9:52:05 AM

Quote :

"it blows girls minds that most men are attracted to curves, not emaciated protruding hipbones"

It blows most men's minds what girls call "curves."

6/12/2011 9:55:39 AM

Quote :

"it blows girls minds that most men are attracted to curves, not emaciated protruding hipbones"

A size 0 can still have curves.

6/12/2011 9:57:25 AM

Quote :

"...the next girl they usually date isn't cute at all. or chubbier. I've seen this happen not just to me but quite a few of my friends.....I don't get it and yes it does hurt the ego. Gentlemen, care to explain?"

sure. you're shallow.

6/12/2011 10:12:40 AM

The easiest way to get over getting dumped/hurt/breaking up is to go out with another person.

Looks don't last forever. It hurts your ego that the guy moved on.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 10:18 AM. Reason : ^ What he said. Grow the fuck up. Your gonna be one ugly shallow bitch in a few years.]

6/12/2011 10:18:02 AM

More

To

Love

/thread

but in seriousness

Quote :

"Quote : "it blows girls minds that most men are attracted to curves, not emaciated protruding hipbones" A size 0 can still have curves. "

Skinny girls are CRAZY and way more sexual

Plus you aren't trying to ignore the arm flab all the time
Medium tits and sexy arms >>>>>>>> fat arms and slightly bigger tits

6/12/2011 10:28:28 AM

Quote :

"Skinny girls are CRAZY and way more sexual"

Huh? That's one of the dumbest things I've ever read.


Oh...and pertaining to this thread...I always upgrade. It's difficult, but I manage.

6/12/2011 10:47:33 AM

the new one is less bitchy/more fun

6/12/2011 10:50:15 AM

^ ^ it is true - higher levels of hormone concentration, that's why fatter females are asymptotically approaching mannish beard growth and then eventually do




Anyway, maybe your population sample (guys you've dated or your friends have dated) is skewed in that you/your friends are usually last stop before chubby town.

6/12/2011 10:57:03 AM

Quote :

"higher levels of hormone concentration, that's why fatter females are asymptotically approaching mannish beard growth and then eventually do"

WAT? Do you have any science backing you?

6/12/2011 11:00:12 AM

Or maybe just maybe you don't look as good as you think. You got ugly bitch syndrome.

6/12/2011 11:02:18 AM

Quote :

" A size 0 can still have curves"

Exactly. Thin chicks don't necessarily look like 12 year olds or starving people in the 3rd world.

6/12/2011 11:04:41 AM

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 11:27 AM. Reason : ]

6/12/2011 11:06:56 AM

I don't call girls fat, chubbier is my word, or bigger. calling someone fat is rude imo.

6/12/2011 12:00:24 PM

Honesty need not always be polite.

6/12/2011 12:01:34 PM

I try to be polite. and also I having nothing against anyone even my exs gfs just if you fall into this cat.

6/12/2011 12:09:23 PM

Quote :

"...the next girl they usually date isn't cute at all. or chubbier. I've seen this happen not just to me but quite a few of my friends.....I don't get it and yes it does hurt the ego. Gentlemen, care to explain? "

Simple common sense:

If you look good and you ended up being boring/high maintenance/whatever, the dudes learn that looks aren't everything. The less attractive girl is easier to get along with because he could say anything he wants, do anything he wants, treat her like one of his man friends, and that girl will still be all over that dick.

A guy doesn't have to try so hard to keep a girl that is less attractive.

Also, a guy wouldn't care about losing the less attractive girl, making the relationship easier because now the responsibility is on the less attractive party to do all the work.

6/12/2011 12:38:47 PM

^ dates ugly chicks

6/12/2011 1:03:28 PM

OP made me immediately think:

6/12/2011 1:09:29 PM

Honestly, it's a cost issue.

Regardless of what happened to my previous one, I just can't spend that much money again. So I just settle with someone of lower mechanical construction. Personally, I never date girls that are as plastic as you, GoldenGirl.

It has nothing to do with cooking. In fact, I keep my girls away from high temperature sources.

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 2:02 PM. Reason : P]

6/12/2011 2:01:27 PM

Im not poor, so no fatties for me.

6/12/2011 3:07:01 PM

Quote :

"Well I guess look at who Arnold cheated with"

C'mon baby, you know you're the girl of my dreams

6/12/2011 3:08:44 PM

remember that EMCE FroshKiller thread on chicks and saying their friends had "big breasts"

fucking classic

...

here is it

message_topic.aspx?topic=611006

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 3:31 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2011 3:31:10 PM

i didnt read to much of this thread, but usually the uglier/chubbier girl is a lot easier to get along with because they have to be to get decent guys

You broke up for a reason, usually he got tired of putting up with your BS so he wants to find a relationship with less BS in it, or he just wants to bwn

6/12/2011 5:06:34 PM

Maybe cause they do shit in the bed room that you don't.

Also, lasagna.

6/12/2011 5:11:42 PM

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.


Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

6/12/2011 5:11:59 PM

less of a bitch?

6/12/2011 5:19:53 PM

this is quality parody thread fodder

i, however, won't be the one to make it

6/12/2011 5:23:42 PM

I've never understood why after making a pie...

6/12/2011 5:27:40 PM

I've never understood why after telling a lie...

6/12/2011 6:41:20 PM

I've never understood why after fucking that Bangkok hooker...

6/12/2011 6:42:05 PM

set em up!

6/12/2011 6:57:41 PM