What are the primary political positions that suggest someone is a Republican?

i.e. pro-life, pro-gun, etc.

6/12/2011 1:45:13 PM

STEREOTYPES

6/12/2011 1:46:19 PM

anti-logic
pro-small picture (aka the politics of the cornfield or suburb of nowhere you grew up in)

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6/12/2011 1:46:38 PM

anti-Democrat.

6/12/2011 1:46:58 PM

pro-fail

6/12/2011 1:47:11 PM

anti-pryderi

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 1:47 PM. Reason : better]

6/12/2011 1:47:12 PM

ultra-patriotism.

6/12/2011 1:47:12 PM

haha pro-fail

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6/12/2011 1:47:39 PM

anti-everything

6/12/2011 1:59:02 PM

ve are nihilists lebowsky

ve believe in notzing notzing!

6/12/2011 1:59:56 PM

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"STEREOTYPES"

no joke.

6/12/2011 2:24:55 PM

Political parties are dumb...just think what you wanna think and don't worry about which party that puts you in.

6/12/2011 2:26:05 PM

^ all I heard was "derp de derp derp derp"

anyways, the big one is being a bit devout with your religion... that's always been a conservative value and the republican party is the conservative party

if you're a bit hawkish that's a republican trait

if you hate poor people or a system that tolerates poor people than you're probably republican

6/12/2011 2:34:22 PM

missionary

6/12/2011 2:55:05 PM

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"anti-Democrat."

6/12/2011 3:01:42 PM

anti-political correctness

6/12/2011 3:02:27 PM

The dichotomy between conservative and liberal has really existed ever sense governance became a thing.

In all societies at all times.

Conservatives want to drive us towards a fascist totalitarian awfulness while liberals want to lead us towards chaos and anarchy. The goal is to keep both of these forces in check and build up the center of reasonableness, sensibleness, and moderation.

6/12/2011 3:26:08 PM

Complaining about taxes
"All you have to do is work hard and you will have whatever you want"
"People are rich because they work hard"
Complaining about people on welfare
Using the word "obamacare"
Using the word "fag"
Hating cities

6/12/2011 3:29:44 PM

Anti-Democrat
Anti-Unions
Anti-Gay Marriage
Anti-National Healthcare
Anti-Immigration
Anti-Inheritance tax
Pro-Border fence
Pro-Guns
Pro-Concealed carry
Pro-Flat tax
Pro-Prayer in school
Pro-Free trade

etc.

6/12/2011 3:49:45 PM

if you post on PackPride

6/12/2011 3:54:06 PM

On your knees in an airport bathroom

Wait you said political positions

6/12/2011 3:58:23 PM

Anti-hippie

6/12/2011 4:00:01 PM

capitalism has made it this way
old-fashioned fascism will take it away

6/12/2011 4:15:49 PM

We have a country so full of idiots that they'll vote themselves out of a democratic country given the chance

Then the Electoral College will have to call on the Justice League

:tinfoil hat time:

[Edited on June 12, 2011 at 4:24 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2011 4:17:57 PM

this isn't rocket science

http://www.google.com/search?q=republican+party+issues

6/12/2011 5:05:54 PM

6/12/2011 5:20:13 PM

valid point sir. indy caught me by surprise since he hasn't posted in a while...

6/12/2011 5:28:05 PM

if you're an objectivist

6/12/2011 5:31:18 PM

IF YOU LOVE FREEDOM

and American flag shirts

6/12/2011 7:35:09 PM

Nothing says freedom like taking away other people's freedom to do things that don't affect you

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6/12/2011 7:41:40 PM

Here's one:

If you are in the very small minority of the population that knows Flag Day is in less than 48 hours.


Yeah that's right motherfucker. What now?

6/12/2011 7:45:32 PM

I agree with nastoute; some variant of "schools need prayer" or "God's Law trumps the Constitution" is a dead giveaway...

...unless you're black: http://fivethirtyeight.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/03/01/in-politics-demographics-are-not-destiny/

6/12/2011 9:28:28 PM

10/10

6/12/2011 9:32:10 PM

pro-indy

6/12/2011 10:05:00 PM

Thinks the banks are capable of regulating themselves.

6/12/2011 10:19:18 PM

Guess how I know it's soon to be Flag Day


There are at least 50 American flags in the median on the highway by my house


Welcome to the south

6/12/2011 10:41:40 PM

hatred of entitlement programs

6/12/2011 10:43:06 PM

'They' took our jobs?

6/12/2011 10:53:07 PM

I'm on thewolfweb

Oh wait that's for the other thread

Oh wait

6/12/2011 11:05:56 PM

Is a Christian but thinks young hispanics who have grown up here and do not even remember mexico should be deported for "breaking our laws".

6/14/2011 12:41:52 AM

and as an extra lol, said Hispanics are mostly Christian too

then again they're Catholic, which isn't "real Christian" to Rethugs

6/14/2011 12:51:40 AM

Missionary is a Republican position.

6/14/2011 12:55:15 AM

let's see, I'm registered as a Republican:

Pro-freedom, essentially... as in pro-choice in most issues
Pro-firearms
Pro-choice
Pro-gay marriage
Pro-green/clean energy
Pro-scheduled/tiered/etc mechanisms to end oil use, inefficient products (i.e. light bulbs, etc)
Pro-wildlife/forest conservation
Pro-immigration reform
Pro-education reform
Pro-educating and placing the poor (read welfare recipients) in better jobs
Anti-deportation (as a blanket policy)
Anti-tax (either fair tax or lower taxes in general,but with the rich still paying more)
Ant-big gov't
Anti-religion (with respect to religion & gov't intermingling, including in schools)
Anti-foreign aid (needs to be severely cut; doesn't always provide aid, see africa)
Anti-political correctness
Anti-race based/gender/nationality/religious benefits
Anti-welfare state

6/14/2011 7:26:40 AM

Thinks the recession had more to do with individual citizens "taking loans they could not afford" and nothing to do with mortgage companies signing customers up for loans with exploding rates or without qualifying their customer.

6/14/2011 8:08:26 AM

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"Guess how I know it's soon to be Flag Day There are at least 50 American flags in the median on the highway by my house Welcome to the south"

Being patriotic is so tacky

6/14/2011 8:13:44 AM

OBAMA RHYMES WITH OSAMA

6/14/2011 8:16:51 AM

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"STEREOTYPES"

6/14/2011 2:54:01 PM

Political positions that suggest you're a Democrat: Taking pictures of your weiner and sending it to unsuspecting girls

6/14/2011 3:04:01 PM

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"Being patriotic is so tacky "

pretty much

6/14/2011 3:08:09 PM

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"Being patriotic is so tacky"

sadly this is true

a guy can't walk down the street wearing american flag pants without being judged by everyone else

6/14/2011 3:29:48 PM