I walked into the locker room and there was a 300lb hippo with only a jock strap on standing on the scale. Image is burnt into the back of my eyelids.


HELP!!!!

6/13/2011 1:12:16 PM

don't be gay

then you'll stop thinking about other men's dicks

6/13/2011 1:13:41 PM

how about you start by forgetting the jockstrap

[Edited on June 13, 2011 at 1:14 PM. Reason : kadwackle with the sick burn]

6/13/2011 1:13:43 PM

Banged out BlackJesus's moms. Need to forget sight of wrinkly vag.


HALP!

6/13/2011 1:14:58 PM

Everyone take a deep breath, go into C drive, find windows folder and begin deleting system 32. Then just restart your computer and relax.

6/13/2011 1:16:31 PM

^^^^ There was no dick looking. Man boobs sitting on top of hairy rolls which were sitting on top of more rolls. And all the rolls were sitting on his thighs.

6/13/2011 1:34:48 PM