while drunk

at 85 mph?

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"Lawsuits after car crashes are beyond common. But in the Fairfax County courthouse, a lawsuit about a crash on the Beltway last year is dropping a few jaws as it makes the rounds and heads toward trial next week. Among the latest allegations in the lawsuit pending in Fairfax County Circuit Court: Paragraph 10. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was going 85 miles per hour.” Paragraph 12. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was having sex with a female.” Paragraph13. “At the time of the collision, Defendant was driving admittedly drunk.” Paragraph 14. “At the time of the accident, Defendant was partially or totally in the backseat of the car.” Wait, WHA? 85 miles per hour? The backseat? And what happened to paragraph 11? Records show the defendant, from Woodbridge, was convicted in Fairfax district court of drunken driving near Telegraph Road in May 2010. But now he denies he was driving. (What?) He was coming from his 21st birthday party in Baltimore, court records state. The woman involved has been dismissed from the case. There was someone ELSE in the car too, and HE denies driving as well. The defendant’s lawyer, Frank Prior, said there was “no statement by anyone that they were driving on the Beltway having sex” and “no facts on it.” The plaintiff, a 28-year-old cab driver, is seeking $75,000 in damages and is represented by Douglas R. Stevens, who declined to comment beyond his court filings. But Stevens sought punitive damages against the defendant and the friend, arguing in a pleading that “having sex at 85 miles per hour while drunk on a freeway is willful and wanton negligence.” A Fairfax judge threw out the punitive damages claim. The case is set for trial next week. "

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6/16/2011 3:05:47 PM

gettin brain

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6/16/2011 3:07:24 PM

reminds me of the sex scene in The Chase with Charlie Sheen


I love the clouds going by...

6/16/2011 3:08:23 PM

Hats off. Even mooning people while driving is a struggle for me.

6/16/2011 3:08:52 PM

I like the backseat part. Which seat should I take? while drunk, going 85 and having sex.

6/16/2011 3:14:36 PM

Thank god for cruise control amiright

6/16/2011 3:15:29 PM

Sucks that they didn't get to 88mph.

Then they would have seen some serious shit.

6/16/2011 3:15:55 PM

^^^^ yeah but you can do so much more when you are drunk

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6/16/2011 3:17:16 PM

So much easier to just park at a rest stop

6/16/2011 3:17:27 PM

ps.. i am not involved in this story in any way

6/16/2011 3:17:43 PM

LunaK exposes herself as the backseat passenger

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 3:18 PM. Reason : ]

6/16/2011 3:18:35 PM

when you're tall you just remove the driver seat and drive from the backseat. and with that much room you can fit a girl on your lap nawmean?

6/16/2011 3:19:33 PM

Who was driving? She was... she was driving stick...

6/16/2011 3:23:04 PM

6/16/2011 3:28:23 PM

When I came through Driver's Ed, the instructor told us about a student of his who refused to ever wear his seatbelt. He figured it was pretty unlikely that he would have an accident, but if he did, he'd have time to jump in the back seat.

6/16/2011 3:42:43 PM

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"When I came through Driver's Ed"

6/16/2011 3:59:06 PM

this chick in highschool totalled her car/broker her leg because she thought cruise control controlled your car so you didn't have to drive it.

6/16/2011 4:04:02 PM

she sold her leg?

6/16/2011 4:23:35 PM

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"broker her leg"

WOLF!!!!!

6/16/2011 4:25:05 PM