6/16/2011 8:54:07 PM

staying in bed to pee

6/16/2011 8:55:07 PM

How old are you?

6/16/2011 8:55:40 PM

^^ i have a memory foam mattress pad that would act as a sponge.

last night i seriously got up like 4 times to pee. must stop drinking water after dinner time.

^ how old am i? or the bed wetter?!

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 8:58 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2011 8:57:36 PM

just don't drink too soon before you go to bed

I had a dream about peeing into a PS3 last night

6/16/2011 8:58:20 PM

I was considering making a thread about this because this happens to me too sometimes.

Sometimes farting helps. Makes more space in your tummy.

6/16/2011 8:58:28 PM

i.hate.it.

i will dream that im peeing. wake up knowing that i have to pee. go back t sleep. repeat.



im so lazy sometimes

6/16/2011 8:59:04 PM

^^ i when i wake up to pee i usually try to go back to sleep and usually succeed. making the second time i wake up to pee kind of an emergency

being only half awake and farting when i feel like i can barely hold my pee in as it is seems like a bad idea.

then my bed would just be smelly AND damp

^ ahahaha me too. i usually hold it until the last possible second then i try to jump out of bed in a hurry even though i'm half awake. it never really works. i usually trip and fall over something. and when i finally go pee i totally close my eyes the entire time. i don't know why. i don't shut eye pee normally. only when i get out of bed to pee.


[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 9:03 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2011 9:00:08 PM

Oh now this is my kind of thread!

Last night...5. I think my record was 7 the other week. I can't wait to go back to sleeping through the night...

Oh wait...that's right...not doing that anytime soon!

6/16/2011 9:01:03 PM

girl you nasty

6/16/2011 9:01:23 PM

We keep our house fairly chili-dog so when I have to get up from my aweseomely comfortable warm bed and once my feet touch the stone slab bathroom floor I am all sadface. I get up maybe twice a night.

6/16/2011 9:02:55 PM

One thing about this


that feeling like Hmmm...I could pee right now but I am not sure for me when I am chilling in bed is usually a Yeah I really need to pee based on how much I actually pee when I finally make the conscious decision to finally do it. Lazy

6/16/2011 9:03:02 PM

rolling over onto the ol peeboner is unfortunate

6/16/2011 9:04:44 PM

i also hate when you're on the cusp of falling asleep and you're like, should i go pee right now cause i probably could...or should i just ignore and try to fall asleep.

i usually try to take a preemptive pee before i really settle into bed...but it doesn't always prevent the midnight pee :/

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 9:05 PM. Reason : .]

6/16/2011 9:04:58 PM

I drain fluids right before I hit the hay, which works for the most part

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 9:07 PM. Reason : dammit I think I might be kadwackle ]

6/16/2011 9:06:03 PM

I wake up almost every night to pee. It is such a pain (not literally...not yet anyways).

I always pee right before I go to bed. And on occasion, I'll get up multiple times to pee in the night. It's a problem.

Quote :

"and when i finally go pee i totally close my eyes the entire time. i don't know why. "

Same here. I basically sleep-pee. I usually don't have any trouble getting back to sleep, so it's not terrible. But it's definitely an inconvenience.

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 9:30 PM. Reason : ]

6/16/2011 9:26:49 PM

If someone could solve this life long torture they would be rich.

6/16/2011 9:35:16 PM

or better yet

6/16/2011 10:02:39 PM

Some geriatric mofo's ITT.

6/16/2011 10:06:07 PM

you could go with a foley catheter

6/16/2011 10:09:27 PM

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"Some geriatric mofo's ITT."

I'm probably one of the youngest ITT...and am cursed with this problem.

[Edited on June 16, 2011 at 10:16 PM. Reason : typo]

6/16/2011 10:10:44 PM

That's funny...I'm probably in the older t-dub bracket, and I can hold until it morning.

6/16/2011 10:14:12 PM

^Lucky bastard

6/16/2011 10:16:34 PM

Getting out of bed to pee in the middle of the night is teh suck.
However, climbing back in those warm covers and knowing my groggy ass is going to fall asleep immediately for the next x hours is teh win.

6/16/2011 10:19:53 PM

A Foley Catheter is awesome. I had one yesterday afternoon and last night because of the spinal anesthesia. There's something to be said for not having to get up to pee every 30 minutes.

6/16/2011 10:27:46 PM

I always have to pee during action. There have been times when I say TIMOUT I GOTTA PISS and the opportunity is gone upon my return so now I can't enjoy it anymore because the whole time I'm thinking "damn i gotta piss so bad right now" I guess this is what happened to R Kelly and Japan.

6/16/2011 11:14:24 PM

that shit looks painful.

what if you got a boner with one in.

holy motherfuck.

6/16/2011 11:16:04 PM

we would have to give foley's to guys who said they couldnt pee during drug tests because they were shy

we noticed after the first couple months there were a lot less shy people

6/16/2011 11:19:11 PM

put a tampon in it

6/16/2011 11:32:36 PM

Have you people never heard of bedpans?

I only get out of bed to poop

6/17/2011 2:51:56 PM

This shit happens to me like clockwork almost every night. Usually sometime between 4-5am, which isn't that bad b/c I always fall fully asleep again before having to get up for work (7). Occasionally I'll sleep all night and that's great. Likewise some nights (usually after drinking) I'll have to get up 3-4 times

6/17/2011 3:08:59 PM

I'm very glad I am not the only one with super small bladder. I get up between 2-3 times a night. I always have to make sure I pee right before bed, and if I end staying up another 15 minutes, I end up making myself go again because otherwise I'll just lay in bed and feel the need to and not go to sleep til I do.


Of course most of that part is all in my head.

6/17/2011 4:17:32 PM

You guys should check out the Pissing In Bed thread. All of the issues discussed here are immaterial in that group's approach to life.

6/17/2011 4:19:05 PM

I must have a massive bladder.

I can go to bed needing to pee and sleep 7 hours.

6/17/2011 4:41:37 PM

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"8:54:07 PM"

Quote :

"How old are you? "

looks like shes 86

6/17/2011 4:58:47 PM

I once went to summer camp with a kid who shit his bed the first three nights. He had the top bunk and on the third night it leaked below. His parents came to get him the next day and we never saw him again.

6/17/2011 5:04:48 PM

^ That happened to me like 2 weeks ago. Stop being so hard on him.

6/17/2011 5:39:07 PM

Quote :

"I'm very glad I am not the only one with super small bladder. I get up between 2-3 times a night. I always have to make sure I pee right before bed, and if I end staying up another 15 minutes, I end up making myself go again because otherwise I'll just lay in bed and feel the need to and not go to sleep til I do. Of course most of that part is all in my head."

SAME! because when i finally do get up to pee (before falling asleep) it will be a tinnnny amount. and then i'm all, ugh i really didn't have to go.

i do kinda love waking up to pee and being like "oh fuck it's prob like 5am i only have an hourish left of sleep" and then i'll look at the clock and it'll be 2am and i'm all "YAYYYYYYY" except the yay isn't quite that excited because i have my eyes closed during most of the walk to and from the bathroom.

6/17/2011 8:54:08 PM

I just keep an extra mountain dew bottle by the bed and roll over, whip my pee pee out and whiz in the bottle.

I have to be careful to drink out of the correct bottle though. Results otherwise are much less than favorable.

Thank God for having a schwantz.

6/17/2011 10:03:07 PM

I hate this because I usually try to wait til the last possible moment and by then my kidneys hurt, my bladder hurts and I have to physically think of holding it in. But I usually pee every night, if not I wake up in the am with peepee pains.

6/17/2011 10:36:54 PM

Yeah, I do this. Unfortunately it's like always at 5 or 6 am and I never get back in the sleep cycle before I have to get up. It sucks.

6/17/2011 10:39:00 PM

Quote :

"i do kinda love waking up to pee and being like "oh fuck it's prob like 5am i only have an hourish left of sleep" and then i'll look at the clock and it'll be 2am and i'm all "YAYYYYYYY" except the yay isn't quite that excited because i have my eyes closed during most of the walk to and from the bathroom."

Oh man, that is totally me too!!!

6/17/2011 10:46:45 PM

What sucks the most about waking up to pee is that I am usually super thirsty and want to geta drink after I pee and more importantly, I initially miss the toilet and find a small puddle of piss in the morning.

6/17/2011 10:47:00 PM

oh god i fight with myself like every night on this issue, lol. i always wake up at like 3:30a and im debating on whether or not i should get up. the answer always ends as a yes

6/18/2011 1:02:29 AM

Yeah I can hold it the whole night but its a much more comforting sleep on E man

6/18/2011 1:07:56 AM

here's to sounding like my grandparents ITT

6/18/2011 1:11:20 AM

6/21/2011 12:06:26 AM

Is this bad for you? I usually drink a shit load of cranberry juice or water late at night and when I have to whizz I usually wait until its almost painful haha. Gotta savor my time near the edge of sleep because there ain't much of it. Usually I keep waking up till I remember that ill sleep better if I'm not trying to not pee. But fuck when I do pee that shit feelsgoodman.dll

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6/21/2011 12:11:57 AM

Be unhealthy. Don't drink water. When you pee in the morning, it can be a dark yellow color, be a little smelly, but then you can down a couple glasses of water and be good to go.

6/21/2011 12:13:55 AM

I mostly drink juice. Only drink water if I'm in danger of the hangover, and in that case ill probably drink like 4-7 cups of water lol

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6/21/2011 12:16:10 AM