http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/833753/violent-details-of-the-joss-stone-murder-plot-revealed

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""The alleged plot was foiled by sharp-eyed neighbors who saw two black men acting suspiciously in a red Fiat Punto. The car was being driven slowly around the isolated lanes of the Cullompton area," a source told The Sun. We didn’t understand just how serious the situation was -- until now. Police found various notes in the suspects' vehicle that described exactly what they planned to do when they captured the singer. "Rob and kill, money in the safe, Joscelyn rob," one note said, according to The Hollywood Reporter. "Find a river to dump her in," read another. Cops also found a Samurai sword, various knives, a hammer, a body bag, gloves and balaclavas inside the car. Scary, scary stuff. The two main suspects -- Junior Bradshaw, 31, and Kevin Liverpool, 30 -- are both from Manchester, England, and are due in court to face charges on July 1. How is Stone taking the news? A rep for the singer said she’s "absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal." We’d be terrified. "

fuck that man, i can understand wanting to kill her for not being very active lately, but to literally want to kill this sweet, beautiful songstress makes me throw up in my mouth

6/17/2011 10:51:08 AM

why they gotta be black?

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6/17/2011 10:52:01 AM

that's insane. of all people, i don't understand why she would be the target of something like this

6/17/2011 10:53:15 AM

who's joss stone?

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 10:54 AM. Reason : guessing a female based on the odd spelling?]

6/17/2011 10:54:38 AM

I like the weaponry involved. Fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitch's head off.

6/17/2011 10:55:30 AM

i bet they have a Guilty Conscience

6/17/2011 10:57:14 AM

i had to google him her

6/17/2011 10:57:48 AM

they shoulda known joss loves the brothas.

6/17/2011 10:57:57 AM

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"Cops also found a Samurai sword, various knives, a hammer, a body bag, gloves and balaclavas inside the car."

I always mix up balaclavas and baklavas so this didn't sound quite as bad the first time I read it.

6/17/2011 11:05:01 AM

lol why would you write all of that down? i guess they're really just that stupid.

6/17/2011 11:05:29 AM

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"why they gotta be black?"

Straight out of Cullompton. Crazy bloody bloke named Liverpool.

[Edited on June 17, 2011 at 11:17 AM. Reason : -]

6/17/2011 11:10:08 AM

i tried listening to her "hit" song. i kinda wish they had cut her head off.

6/17/2011 11:13:02 AM

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"I like the weaponry involved. Fuck slitting her throat, cut this bitch's head off."

That's the worst case of cut in half I've ever seen.

6/17/2011 11:14:48 AM

I assume these were excepts from the notes. I wonder if the evil "to do" things were mixed in with a grocery list.

Milk
Eggs
Find a river to dump her in
Saran Wrap
Borrow balaclavas from Uncle Patrick
Lube
Set DVR to record 30 Rock
Call Junior to go over our awesome plan
Pick up sword from Craigslist guy

And the other one just sounds like 3 bars from what could've been a hit rap song.
"Rob and kill, money in the safe, Joscelyn rob"

6/17/2011 4:35:07 PM

totally thought it said baklavas

6/17/2011 4:37:11 PM

oh, I thought it was your cat when you first posted about it.

6/17/2011 4:38:17 PM

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"The alleged plot was foiled by sharp-eyed neighbors who saw two black men acting suspiciously in a red Fiat Punto. The car was being driven slowly around the isolated lanes of the Cullompton area," a source told The Sun."

Freakin' snitches, man.

6/17/2011 4:43:15 PM

Who?

6/17/2011 4:45:20 PM

I thought the weapon choices were really odd, but then I remembered it was UK.

6/17/2011 5:18:45 PM

I thought I had heard of this person before... but I thought it was Josh Stone. I am happy that I don't have an actual clue as to who this is....

6/17/2011 5:24:17 PM

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"who's joss stone?"

a white chick who sounds black

6/17/2011 11:45:45 PM

Black guys in a Fiat....I don't buy it.

6/18/2011 12:05:05 AM

Black guys in England. I don't buy it

6/18/2011 12:22:24 AM

Blacks? In my Britain?

They're more likely than you think: https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Black_British

6/18/2011 12:24:12 AM

Haha, I'd love to hear the tape from the emergency calls made by the neighbor.

"Hello 9... whatever the fuck we are in Britain... what is your emergency?"

"Yeah... well... see there's two guys outside and... uh, I mean, they're black. And I don't think they're supposed to be here."

6/18/2011 1:11:02 AM

I would do such things to Joss Stone that it would warrant a news story.

6/18/2011 1:54:47 AM

haha tww brings the lols

6/18/2011 5:43:56 AM