in front of my office this morning laying on his face in the rain. Cops standing over him.

Fucking mondays.

6/20/2011 7:48:24 AM

6/20/2011 7:53:10 AM

Man's lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops
To see if he's dead
Mmm...
Turns out he's dead.

6/20/2011 7:53:53 AM

zombie?

6/20/2011 8:07:26 AM

6/20/2011 8:16:39 AM

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1) tips.fbi.gov
2) ...
3) EMCE PWNT????

6/20/2011 9:40:34 AM

Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

6/20/2011 9:47:43 AM

There is a dead rabbit in front of my house. Its guts are all hanging out

6/20/2011 9:57:55 AM

Sounds like someone had a killer case of the Mondays

6/20/2011 10:03:00 AM

SOMEONE SNITCHED

6/20/2011 10:05:32 AM

He was probably just homeless



And sleeping.

6/20/2011 10:36:37 AM

this was just a demonstration to show you how easily I can get to you.

6/20/2011 11:13:36 AM

6/20/2011 11:16:20 AM

was ryan dunn?

6/20/2011 11:17:55 AM

lol peter wins

6/20/2011 11:23:29 AM

6/20/2011 11:29:10 AM

hahahahaha that gif is awesome

6/20/2011 11:30:56 AM

neva seen a man cry til i seen a man die

6/20/2011 11:53:52 AM

today I saw someone standing in front of a car with the trunk open and there was someone laying in the trunk

6/20/2011 3:51:10 PM

My trunk is
A bed for a kidnap victim
Hollow points hit him
Pull out my gun, your hands you get up
Up in the air
Because you came to me in error

6/20/2011 4:37:43 PM

brought in for questioning.

6/20/2011 6:42:00 PM

Shit. People lose fingers and shit every day where I work.

Guy burned his hand real bad yesterday.

6/20/2011 6:46:20 PM

What did the corpse on the sidewalk say to the city cop who told him to move along?

Over my dead body!

6/20/2011 6:56:35 PM

^^lol

do you work in a Siberian salt mine or something?

6/20/2011 8:41:49 PM

Quote :

"Fucking mondays."

how do they work?

6/20/2011 9:03:52 PM

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